I am God. Ask me a question and I'll give you a godly answer
I am God. Ask me a question and I'll give you a godly answer
WHO AM I
what the h*ck are they doing?
how do i kill myself painlessly if there's no building high enough to jump off that it'd be guaranteed fatal, no guns, not allowed drugs, etc.
Sonic but in a different skin
They are engaging in the homo sex
slow-hang yourself into delirium and then just let go and slip into the good night
nah
Incorrect. I am God
If you're omnipotent, are you capable of creating a boulder so heavy that you can't lift it?
Will I ever cure the gay?
No omnipotent being would ever do this stupid paradox, they can do anything, but it must be still something possible in this universe of rules and numbers. If one would create this boulder and try to pick it up the whole universe will crash just like a video game would freeze caused by a processing error.
A game can get restarted anytime, but the current universe will seize to exist and has to hard reset from the beginning.
Helium tank "exit bag" method. You will need to spend around 100 dollas
Logically impossible things are impossible even for omnipotent creatures.
Please don't kill yourself. I value your posts on here.
Yes
No
Is England a Muslim country?
that would be like creating a square circle
Have you created any planets with less retarded lifeforms on them?
what is the best death grips album
Should pineapple go on pizza?
Will I make it?
What would be the consequences of the genetic edition that He Jiankui did?
>slight mental disorder progressed to megalomania
get help
Make my dick bigger nigger.
Depends. Is America an Black African country?
Exmilitary unironically
Sure. Hating pineapple pizza is 9gag-tier
Yes.
Gud
I was always insane Ruskie
No. Good things come to people who use penis pumps. - The Bible
fuck you god the only acceptable answer are tms and tptb
tms and tptb are 8/10. Exmilitary is 9/10. This is the word of God please take notice
>Exmilitary is 9/10
i didn't know that god had autism
exmilitary is pretty good but it has a bunch of forgettable tracks
when are you going to jump off a roof again
>Claiming to be good
Heresy enjoy spending eternity in hell
*uses Godly powers*
Wow it turns out this comment is really BIG GAY
No ty.
Why are fags a thing?
Because I had to give Scandinavians a purpose
where tf were you in the holocaust fucking goy god
I turned up but idk if I had the wrong address or something, I saw nothing so I went home
not a bad choice they're all pretty great except for like NLDW imo. exmil had some of the best sampling
what's the best kanye west album?
you are not god
I'M IN AN EIGHT HIGH ABANDONED BUILDING
NO DAYLIGHT
ONE MIDNIGHT
LAMP LIT TWENTY FOUR SEVEN
MURDERED OUT WINDOWS
TWO EXITS