Using MS word to make a CV

>using MS word to make a CV

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>tfw work as a recruiter
what would you suggeat, genius?

Won't they assume I'm an autist for using Latex?

>Femanon

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Would they be wrong?

Maybe.

>Femanon

tits or gtfo

>0/10, yeah, keep in touch, though we're not looking to hire incels.

I dont actually have office or word installed and cant be bothered to pirate, most for most documents I just use wordpad

I love your balls. Keep up the good work!

Anything will do, as long as Windows + Office installed is able to open it with no problems.

>not submitting a plain text ASCII CV
>2019

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>cc: femanon's Chad boss
Ok femcel.

Hey, where's your Chaturbate room url you promised to share?

The misogyny in this thread is disgusting.

That's not where I do my cam shows :^)

pic related

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I unironically did mine with autocad

now tits or gtfo

>please see attached my 4D resume

forgot to say i'm taking HRT pills for 5 months now

libreoffice

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Thread killer

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>they're all fighting for me
lmao

>they think i'm actually a female
lmfao

picture of me btw

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>picture of me btw
nah, i wold not doxx myself. you fags would be too obnoxious around my social profiles. i already have some stalkers.

tits or gtfo

i have tits :3 and they're quite large. now i can stay, right?

I can go all night bae

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me too :3 i work tonight, and have no better things to do

I got hired at my current shop of 5+ years in part because of a Latex resume (in addition to a pdf version). Just find a good template and either it won't matter, or you'll get some bonus points.

M2F i assume? how much estro you taking sweetie :3

based
what sort of shop?

where do you work?

in a pharmacy.

>>tfw work as a recruiter
Kindly jump of your roof.

I hate you pharmacy hoes. Every time I go in for my benis cream you stall me for will a list of all the side effects.

Microshit + Angular. Not the most fun, but it's easy af as long as our Azure pipeline configs aren't all fucked up.

disgusting body protrusion. chopping it off is the only cure.

I used Google Docs
Looks breddy gud, got me a comparatively well paid job

Exactly. Microsoft is deprecated. You're much better off using Adobe Acrobat.

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microsoft? more like microshaft cause thats all you have haha

i used latex and my PI told me to use ms word and demands I convert everything I produce with latex into a docx

ive never seen anyone use it for anything aside from cs/phys/math for beamer slides/class notes

men are disgusting

I just paid someone to write mine

Look just call customer support for office tell them you lost your key for office 2010 and they'll offer you a 3 month trial of Office 365 for free that usually tends to last about 3 months.

>ASCII CV
>no ASCII art headers
Into the trash it goes.

I used latex for mine but I don't have too many credentials aside from summer jobs as a kid and the school I'm currently attending

>Latex
Confirmed homosex

>LaTeX is the de facto standard for the communication and publication of scientific documents.
Bullshit

>demands I convert everything I produce with latex into a docx
copy raw .tex into word

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>tfw Sociologist and publish all my research in Latex

Flexing on all my retard colleagues using Word

i just convert it and almost always it works fine its just my PI uses the annotation tool thing msword to add notes to everything and do edits so its a pain

latex is cultist shit for shoulder patch wearing bearded old tech ((("ACADEMICS"))). these same people will tell you that tar.gz is better than 7z and that every OS should be a carbon copy of unix

real niggers write everything in ms notepad or nedit

Really just use whatever you want, be it word, libreoffice writer, LaTeX or any other markup language. Simply make sure you send your finished CV as a pdf.

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>using LaTeX to make a CV
put his CV in the trash, he probably doesn't even use a Mac

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She looks TOO GOOD, wtf... I need her brapper on my face.

cute teeth

Wait a second, is it one of those AI-generated "photos"?

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Yes. This girl unironically does not exist yet givith thy bonner. Illusion manifest

>wanted to apply to a local railroad company
>SAP based hiring website
>had to fake userage because it didn't work with the latest firefox which was released a day before I tried to apply and it checks version with == not >=
>only accepts doc
>no docx, no odt, no pdf. Only .doc, created literal decades ago and superseded by MS itself

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>femanon
>recruiter
>not a coder
>Jow Forums
Basically when i say i do not like women, there is a shit ton of reasons for this. Women's work in the software industry is basically to take all the bloat positions: HRM, recruiters, administration, social media, marketing. None of these positions actually make the product and none of these positions is important enough to earn their salary, but they get paid the same as the people actually doing the product. This is reason 1, why when I see "femanon", "female" in real life, I cannot help myself but cringe inside.

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>go to a website where people are anonymous
>decide to name herself "femanon"
>Complain that people have a problem with her behaviour and can isolate her because of her username
>hur dur, misogyny....
bitch, the reason why I am thinking of ways to work in Asia is because I want to be 10000 kilometres away from your kind. You can say whatever the fuck you want about the chinks, but their women know that if they behave like you they will sleep on the street.

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thispersondoesnotexist.com/

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Die then get rape by a nigger

>ASCII art headers
>not ASCII art of your face
Pathetic.

LaTeX is trash, you should avoid it as much as possible.

> go to a website where trolls troll trolls trolling trolls
> be so new that you don't realise there are dozens of people who post with that name just to rustle faggots like you
> ???
> consider suicide.

I am the biggest slut on the face of earth. Please rape all my holes

>gz
Use xz, brainlet. It's LZMA2, just like 7z, except you can also compress streams and finding extraction tools for it isn't cancer on every platform.

:(

"Tony how do I fucking save me CV on this fucking word shit, man?"

Can't do that, although i can give you more of her brapper on her bike. Just imagine your face is a saddle.

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Source on this thick whore?

fuck off back to and take your generic whores back to