/csg/ - Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on AliExpress, Banggood, eBay, Gearbest, Taobao and similar sites.

>News
• user doesn't know about ANENG/KASUNTEST/UNI-T DVMs • user learns about chink "shipping fees" • Lepin still lives, Mustang kit arrives • Shoe0nHead v0.chink Beta • "It hurts my business" • USB hub arrives, is used as a fire starter right away • Headphones stand travels fast • "My product no problem" • YANWENed • "Please understand" • user dodges YANWEN like the plague, this time • user is a big guy • user gets Redmi AirDots • Later never came; RIP user • user likes ZS10 Pro Micro Previous thread (and plenty of AliReviewThots)

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aliexpress.com/item/32697322289.html
aliexpress.com/item/32875801656.html
translate.yandex.ru/translate?url=https://3dnews.ru/938764&lang=ru-en
alibaba.com/product-detail/XISE-New-Wireless-Remote-Control-Thrusting_60829150837.html?spm=a2700.7724838.2017115.27.7f756e71k9PzwE
fasttech.com/products/0/10044666/9567500-3-5mm-jack-in-ear-earphones
youtube.com/watch?v=ELCq63652ig
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>chinkshit off Ali now has NY sales tax
Fuck Drumpf and fuck Cuomo

does any of you ever tried your luck with those cheap SSDs being sold on Aliexpress?

Amy recommendations for a small MP3 Ayer for jogging? Preferably with a clip

Sorry, had too much shit to do. Here's the Korean cosmetics I've just got. The korean-chink even sent some free stuff to try.
It's not the best brand, but it was literally 5 burger bucks. Much cheaper than locally.

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so why would you want one of these?

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even by chink support standards this is bad

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these look like lots of fun

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it says its a "pillow"

www aliexpress.com/item/32837822809.html

perhaps, but the old wisdom teaches that everything is a dildo if you're brave enough

thumbnail looks like goatse

Sounds promising.

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Haven't bought a single chinkshit item in more than a year. Recommend me something my Chink Chong familia.

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What is the best package tracking app im using 17track right now and its kinda meh I downloaded deliveries package tracker but it doesn't seem to auto select the provider.

I remember you fags had a mic recommendation chart. Can someone post it?

>user likes ZS10 Pro Micro
Isnt that a zsn? What do you mean by 'micro'? Kinda related, I had the zsns. They had prominent lows but less detailed highs imo. Loved zs6 highs but the pierce. Now using the qt2 as my daily drivers.

>tfw looking through review lewds
I think I've finally transcended into a higher plane of existence

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>got ass cancer from chinkshit sextoys
t-thanks guys...

What is review lewds?

Why is Receita federal so shit?

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What happened to the new infograph was it abandoned?

aliexpress.com/item/32697322289.html

Too reddit for Jow Forums's 'oldfags'. Not that I disagree with them :^)

Kingdian, Kingston, goldenfir

My bloomers arrived, holy fuck these are the most comfortable underwear i have ever worn

There were a while back some recommendations for hi-fi headphone amplifiers on this general, that used high quality chips and all.

Can anyone point me to these again. Chink audiophile headphone amplifiers. Kek.

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i just bought a goldenfir 128 gb
will review when it gets here.
airline has it. which airline, which country no body knowssssss

what sextoy? post link
and what kind of ass cancer ?

linkkkkkkkk also a pic you crossdressing fucc boi

you're a nigger for asking for a high level of service for a $5 dollar order tho

btw someone asked me to post the 108-in-1 screwdriver set i got
aliexpress.com/item/32875801656.html
its ok i like the case design. its hard to tell from the pictures but the front opens the bits, and the back opens the tools.
so it has two doors.

Literally just order sanwas from paradise or something you cheapskate. It's like 20$ for 10.

>acid water
hmmmm

I have four kingdians, two on my 24/7 servers and another two on my computers, one of which i bought back then in the mango csg days.
Almost 3 years and still working fine

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cant, my body is net famous

My Netac is still all right after 2 years

SSD endurance test. Have a few chink models in it.
translate.yandex.ru/translate?url=https://3dnews.ru/938764&lang=ru-en

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got an old computer for some shit chinky machine. Old IDE drive is hitting the shitter. Seems like the chinks are the only ones making IDE ssds. any good ones?

an ssd seems overkill since the interface will bottleneck it

yeah probably, but i'm looking more into burst rates and lessened power consumption.
3600rpm = slow and shit.

and for the obligatory post on oddball alibaba products, I present a remote-control dildo. with three power modes and usb charging it's sure to be the next best thing to shove up our ass.
alibaba.com/product-detail/XISE-New-Wireless-Remote-Control-Thrusting_60829150837.html?spm=a2700.7724838.2017115.27.7f756e71k9PzwE

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>ide bottleneck
nigger the random speed alone makes even the shittiest ssd worth it over any hdd

at max ide is like 133mB/s. rando speeds on a hdd are gonna be 60 or so, its not really that worth it

Whats with the CAT7 flat cables on ali?

Why are they cheaper than the round cables?

These cant possibly meet the CAT7 specification can they?

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Don't see why not. Its only $3.19 even if they turn out not to be.

my TRN V80 cable is dying after half a year
what's a good brand of cables compatible with them, prefferably no microphone and short cable

Fiio

I bought two 64GB ones about 2-3 years ago, because they were cheap and we have strict border control and high import fees.
Upgraded my moms PC and my uncles laptop and they work surprisingly good. They're not extremely fast, but they were still a giant upgrade from HDDs. They both still work.

I've been thinking about getting a Mi Pad 4, mostly for reading comics and the occasional YouTube/Netflix video in bed.
Are there any upcoming sales/holidays where I can expect to see price drops? Best price I can see right now is $160

Is SunYou tracking reliable about items having arrived in the destination country?

probably not until the end of august (brand shopping week)

I can't even 'cancel' it, just dispute it
albert is trying to trick me into something
good thing I got time on my side

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Ordered another switch tester
This time, I got some less common cherrys, a bunch of kaihua box switches, and meme zilent switches.

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There is only an increase in shielding to lower crosstalk between Cat 6 and 7. Cat 6 is 10Gb at 500Mhz 100m cat 7 is 10Gb 1000MHz 100m Unless you are maxing out your 10Gb network you won't see any difference

time 2 dispute

>review lewds

Holy shit, why haven't I tried to find this sooner.
Thanks for the pro tip user

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Box navies feel nice. Let's see if there's any way to suppress that click.

can you stop shitting up this general with 3dpd

get fucked, pedo

the problem is your 'recommended' area will be filled with women's clothing afterwards

I'm back

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Thanks for the heads up. I'll have to use incognito mode to browse when I'm hunting

What tracking app do you use?

Who the fuck buys these ridiculous single-use kitchen gadgets that do nothing but clutter the kitchen?

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asians

17track.apk

I thought Asians knew how to cook? Are my Jow Forums memes about the superiority of yellow women untrue?

people who eat bananas every single day

It takes less than 10 seconds to slice that up with a knife

>17track
is there anything better I am already using 17track

clearly you're not on the whole raw vegan 30 bananas a day thing
that's 5 minutes of cutting when it can be done within a minute

Well shit, I'll go for it then. I just want one for games anyway, it's not like I'll miss much if it catastrophically fails overnight.

or you could cut it with you teeth like G_d intended.

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not when you're putting it under your muesli
can't pick up a whole banana with your spoon

Yeah, that makes more sense it you want to eat the whole banana instead of making a fruit salad.

bruh im being real when i say its grossly overstated. first off women in general cant cook any more, its a skill thats no longer being passed down. secons most of their dishes arw just noodle + protein + 1 asian vegetable. remove that and most cant cook at all.

what could be better? whata wrong with it moreso?

Your chink package will arrive tomorrow, but only if you reply "I love Mao Tse Tung" to this post

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mine arrived today, so suck it mao zedong

Your next package will be sent with Yanwen. Please visit my store again.

Any suggestions on noise canceling headphones? Something to block out the world but not earbuds.

I want to bulk buy some dirt cheap headphones so I can passive aggressively hand them out to wankers on the train who watch their phones with the sound on. Two of the cunts watching Wimbledon last night, it's only the first round! I don't need to hear the commentary.

Suggestions please, cheapest including shipping to UK wins. Quality is of zero importance.

Any decent knife recommendations? minimalist, tactical look preferred

You do realize that a lot of those phones don't have headphone jacks right?

Anyways, you can impress them at the same time with $1.57 earpods.
fasttech.com/products/0/10044666/9567500-3-5mm-jack-in-ear-earphones

>not telling them to shut the fuck up
lmao, infp spotted

Anybody got recommendations for light bulb brands, I'm looking for one with an integrated motion sensor? I found some, but I'm not so sure about the quality

is aliexpress now any of bootleg and ripoffs site like it used to be?

Hoarders.

only on sunday

>better
use the website of each courier

Xiaomeme

That would be DHgate

Get a real tablet (a Surface or even iPad)

Dude
Android is ass on tablets, you won't find any apps that scale good on that screen, Mi Pad has shit hardware, 8" aren't that good for chinese pedo comics you want, there is no Global Rom and so you will have to contend with XxX_Paj33t_LooStyle broken shit

But I guess you're super poor and not even white so don't take my word for it

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• "Please understand" This is a deliberate tactic by google.

youtube.com/watch?v=ELCq63652ig

I saw a bunch of hundred dollar Rolexes in my recommendations recently

where can i buy a lambo

Ordered a cheap as fuck table from a chink on ebay. I have a feeling i'm going to get chinked

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ask Jow Forums, they should know

>8 feedback
yuuuuuup

well. good thing ebay always sides with the seller

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i meant *buyer FUCK

stolen dormant accounts, check their reputation, nothing within the last 6 months except for a 0 or 1 rep buyer

fug. so should i just ask ebay for a refund or what

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