Be part black STEM student

>the situation is dire
I'd say.

Is there any way for me to legally identify as a minority even if I'm pure white?

Like Elizabeth Warren except for normal workplaces?

But... 50/50

Say that you're Basque, I feel like they should get some oppression points being the few native Europeans who survived the Indo-European invasion/colonization or whatever happened.

You know, i get that white people have done shitty things in the past, but this white guilt is ridiculous. Just don't be a shitty person, don't overcompensate don't try to be woke, just treat people equally, fairly and just try and be a little bit nice.

You don't have to apologies for your great-grandpas mistakes.

A message brought to you by your friendly neighbourhood cuck. amirite.

>More like 2030
you are correct sir 2030 is the year of the india superpower

could be worse, you could be a nigger

>India
>Superpower

India has to master the art of basic sanitation first, and then reclaim their water rights from Coca-Cola. Neither of these things are going to happen before 2030.

>tfw Italian-American
>move to UK
>put ethnicity as "other" on all applications
>instantly get priority over Brits with similar skills as me when applying for jobs with diversity quotas
>get invited to immigrant/minority events at uni (get fucked if you think I go to that shit)
>libshits have to respect me and my opinions or they're being rayciss towards a minority
I won't get higher pay but may God forever damn me if I ain't taking the piss out of these neoliberal shitbags for a laugh. And don't worry lads I ain't stealing jobs or driving vans into people. Luhv Staffordshire oatcakes, luhv the Queen, simple as.

funny how that works,
you'd be discriminated AGAINST both in the US or Italy instead

Minority enjoying this new era whilst it lasts
Preparing for when it turns sour.
For added bonus, add that you're bisexual

>Diversity hire

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>Be black
>Be smart
>Don't be a nigger
>Take advantage of the plethora of free opportunities for having melanin-enriched skin
If I were in your position I'd exploit some cumskin's retardation in a state that wasn't California to get as far away from that shithole as fast as humanly possible, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

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You sound intense.

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>>put ethnicity as "other" on all applications
I'm about to start doing this, but I wonder how it would help you beyond the actual interview when they see that you're obviously white

>application is 6 pages long
>at least 3 of those 6 pages are completely dedicated to diversity and figuring out which group you fall into
>often times there's even a checkbox at the bottom of it all for me that reads something like "I acknowledge that I am not part of an underprivileged group" for when one of the other boxes couldn't possibly apply to me by any stretch of the imagination.

>finally get a interview after months of applying
>walk into the office and there are 0 white people with one exception. the white HR woman that is interviewing me
Yeah i'm not getting this job.
It even felt like one of the best interviews i've ever had but i'm increasingly wanting to blame my skin color. More and more i'm failing to see a reason not to.

>For added bonus, add that you're bisexual
Why do Jow Forumstards delude themselves that there are brownie points to be won by pretending to be gay?
If this was the case, pretending to be gay would happen more often than getting a gf just to pretend you're straight.

not him, but it doesn't matter. Put black if you want, they legally cannot question the racial choices you make. That's not a state law, it's a federal law that will not be changed no matter how much these faggots whine and complain. I encourage everyone to put themselves in the minority whenever possible.

God americans are such cucks it isn't even funny anymore.

>>Be black
>>Be smart
*tips reddit antenna*
Race and IQ is a pseudoscience!!!

It's all of the western world. I assure you that no matter where you are from, unless it's the third world, I can find a neverending amount of evidence to show you that your country is no better.
we're all drowning together.

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>reddit antenna*
lel

>Outliers can't exist because muh rope day

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me to accept the opposite fuckin racists fucks when they find out im black they change tune

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I don't have a problem with blacks I just have a problem with people who are uppity, high strung, and not humble. Most blacks (and women) are all those to an extreme degree.

>this is somehow not considered a violation of EEOC
fucking how

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i wish to run a company and hire employees based on resume and phone interviews only. It will be a company consisting mostly of asians.

>Be part black STEM student
>black in San Fran
Rajesh, please don't steal Jamal's culture, he worked hard building Wakanda.

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It's actually Jewish people who should/should not be apologizing for all the evil things their ancestors and contemporaries do. White people were practically uninvolved.

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y b raciss foo

>I'm "intense" because your kind made it extremely hard to get where I am
>your kind
Whoa whoa buddy, cool it with the antisemitism.

>bawlin bradshow
>Balling
>On a resume
pretty good resume Tyreese

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>Casually ignores that he still needs to apply
>That he is competing with an equally large number of pool competitors
>That you are literally not guaranteed anything beyond the initial ad solicitation
>That the job depends on qualifications

OP is a disingenuous idiot.
Why are you trying so hard to black-flag a non-issue?

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guess you missed the -top athlete- part? peckerwood nimrod

Oh damn, I didn't know literally all people of any given race are at exactly the same IQ.

Fuck off Chaim, the public is starting to notice how hard you try to pit white against black and vice versa. Everyone is turning against you.

>It will be a company consisting mostly of asians.
Asians are no longer a protected minority, based on that lawsuit against YouTube going on right now.

tl;dr a guy on the hiring team received emails that said, literally word for word, "throw out any applications from white or asian men, cancel any in-process interviews with white or asian men." from a hiring director.

You are woefully uninformed of the real world and how real businesses/governments work if you don't think race is a strong consideration in whether or not someone gets a job. In the 50s that meant being black fucked you unless you're top 5% in your field, today that means being white or asian fucks you unless you're top 5% in your field.

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Say you are one of the lost tribes.

>Fuck off Chaim, the public is starting to notice how hard you try to pit white against black and vice versa.
Race is a pseudoscientific concept, but damn, you're fucking retarded.

You must have some genes that have verified negative correlations with IQ.

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Okay, user, what the FUCK is this creature?

>Race is a pseudoscientific concept
Really activates those neurons

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Spiderpig.
You can see the large pedipalps on the front of the cephalothorax.

I hate what jews and traitorous whites have done to us

>Race is a pseudoscientific concept
kill yourself brainlet

>traitorous whites
It's hard, believe me I know, but you're blaming the slaves here. Yes they helped the process along, but they aren't the driving force. The blame lies 100% on Jews.

As an analogy: if someone got their house broken into because they don't lock their doors, stupid though they may be, the blame is 100% on the persons who chose to burgle the house. But you are right to advise the homeowner to lock their fucking doors next time.

No I didn't Tyreese

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>today that means being white or asian fucks you unless you're top 5% in your field.
It might mean that you're fucked if you're white or asian and in the bottom 5% of your field, but anyone else in STEM can probably find a job.

If you lean to code, you'll find that race conditions are a cultural construct too.

21 indian cities (about 600million people) will have no groundwater in the next couple of years. the country is going to go to hell very quickly

You're a pseudointellectual nigger

Yes, you can just lie and they can't test you. If anyone questions you just reply "Tell me, what do you think people of color should look like?" If you get caught just say your family always said you were part X.

>Race is a pseudoscientific concept
>differences in race can be seen as differing hair and eyes colors or down to the chemical makeup of your skins and shape of skull
>Pseudoscience

>I drank flavored water and got better therefore homeopathy is valid medicine
>some people feel important AKA have a big ego, therefore freudian psychoanalysis is a scientific theory
>this one program stops and this one doesn't, so solution to halting problem exists and is known

>Race is a concept that includes every animal in the universe except humans
>Race is typically derived from observable physical patterns and visual aspects
Hmmm

>internships
Fucking whites want us to stay poor

If you were smart you wouldn't be in California.

Fuck it, get yo' money.

>race as a taxonomic concept exists
>same word is used for taxonomic concept and social concept
>therefore they describe the same thing
>also, scientists are all wrong, I am much smarter than all those people who spent their lives researching the topic, muh simplistic observation beats decades of research

It's pretty obvious the taxonomic concept is completely wrong. Just looking at genetic divergence alone and comparing it to comparable genera of mammals it's clear that we should be classified as different species, not races. That's what you get when you let politics and science blend together.

>I am much smarter than all those people who spent their lives researching the topic, muh simplistic observation beats decades of research
>because some racialist pseudoscience peddler showed me an infographic that said "genetic divergence"
>nevermind that he had to intentionally bait-and-switch one type of divergence for another, that's totally fine when owning libs!

Appeal to authority is a logical fallacy. Real science doesn't care about your ideological agendas and seething.

>If I were in your position I'd exploit some cumskin's retardation in a state that wasn't California to get as far away from that shithole as fast as humanly possible, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
Most black tech dudes come to the DC area in order to take advantage of the minority requirement in government contracting. They make an easy 6 figures here and it goes higher if you have a security clearance.

>lel

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>Racism is bad! :)
>Ugh, no white people allowed.
And then one day...

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Living in a 99.9% white european country
Being comfortable with my poorness compared to west
I do enjoy observing this shitshow, can't wait to see what happens next

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>wew lad now designated as oldfag material
>implying

Legally they can't really questions it, and just say you are arab or persian if you have brown eyes/hair

STOP USING FACTS AND LOGIC CREEPY INCEL BIGOT, THERE MUST BE MORE RACIALIZED PERSONS OF COLOR BECAUSE WE NEED MORE DIVERSITY, PERIOD.

define native because the oldest 'european' was found somewhere in russia dating back 35,000 years and his genes are more in common with scandis than anyone else

>99.9% whuite
>still a shithole
>but we wuz da smartest and most hardworking an sheeit
>if there wuz no niggers we'd be living at another galaxy by now
Really gets the noggin joggin

>Get ravaged by communism until the 90s
>"Wtf why are those white nations not full of golden spires and techloligy?"

Meanwhile Germany is trying to drive Germans to extinction while America voted in Trump in an attempt to fuck immigrants. America is the least of the world's SJW problems.

I recall some dude had a grandmother who was adopted by an indian chief, and he was therefore blessed with "ethnic minority" status, with all doors open for him.

>the jews pinned the whites for their crime
all according to keikaku

>>Constantly getting emails from white people begging me to be apart of their program (pic related)
>pic related is a word document
>Be part black STEM student

nice larp Jow Forumstard

>those niggers and sandniggers had enough time to fix themselves
>wtf, why are you using my own comments on me? No fair!
>meanwhile plently of other places licked themselves up by the bootstrap
Keep coping wh*itoid. Bet I'm whuiter than you anyways.

>it took 82 replies for some faggot to get this
The absolute state of Jow Forumsentoomen

>Implying they're comparable
>Whites bring infrastructure and order to african nations
>When whites willingly give them freedom they throw it all down the shitter
You can literally see the gibs flowing in.

>Revolutionaries bring communism
>Slav nations go down the shitter
>Ever since it ended it has been steadily improving faster than shithole nations such as the United States

Imagine being such a shithole that your standard of living goes down once others stop running your country for you.

Pictured: The US, Russia, and Zimbabwe, in the order that would be obvious.

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>unironically believeing in this massive cope
Yikes! All that vodka has killed your handful of braincells.

>Get confronted with actual data and facts
>"Lmao cope harder"
The first stage is Denial, user.
It's okay to be an idiot. Just try to get yourself out of the gene pool as soon as possible.

Uh... isn't that already a disproportionally high fraction of blacks / latinos and definitely enough to start approaching demographically balanced numbers very quickly even if they are currently unbalanced?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_San_Francisco

>we need more X and Y so that we can have more X and Y

Bureaucratic tautology as always.

>m-muh headcanon is irrefutable facts!
>proceeds to compare his snownigger country with existing infrastructure to some random african country infested with wat and geopolotical problems
>still gets btfo by his own meme graph because he doesn't understand difference between magnitude and rate of change
Embarrassing. But atleast it makes me better understand how pathetic wh*toids are

>Germany
Yeah the US did that.

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Affirmative action is a real thing happening right now though. It's to even out the demographic in the future but fucks over a lot of hardworking kids at the same time. I'm curious if it will pay off in the end, I wish I lived another 100 years to see the effect.

>Dismisses russias own political problems because those are inconvenient
>"With existing infrastructure" he says when Zimbabwe literally got that for free during apartheid, yet still managed to only worsen their own country over 14 years
>"B-but muh graph" he says when the graph clearly shows faster HDI improvement in Russia than in the US, a country that was never held back by communism
And you claimed I was coping, holy shit.

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>faster HDI improvement in Russia than in the US
And yet, your cuntry is a shithole. Funny how that habbens. Almost as if your "determining factor" doean't mean shit. Embarrassing.
>afraid to compare his cuntry to some place like china, which also got fucked by commies and whose size is comparable to his
Yikes! Keep up the cope wh*toid.

How would you measure that it "paid off" anyhow that you unfairly fucked over a group?

By ignoring that you fucked over that group and then measuring success after that?

>Circling back to already rebutted points
LMAO nice COPE you got there Sir Copealot.
If you try a little harder then maybe it'll come tru!

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>Heres proof of X happening
>wtf! Thats not an actual proof. Thats just plain old fake news.
>ok, but you cant deny that it actually happens doe

>n-n-no u!
>hah! That sure showed him!
>meanwhile casually avoiding the last point made
>still unironocally believes "we wuz worse off than those pypo in zymbaboonwe an sheit!"
Lol. Ok incel.