How do i get a gf

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Start by talking to them.

ask /b/

wont girls think its weird that you're talking to their hole?

I rather compile code on gentoo than speak to a filthy lower ranking human being as is a woman.

is that jennifer lawrence?

Get a whore instead, if you are lonely start talking with your family and start making friends

Network on Jow Forumstraaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

Talk to THEM, not their hole.
I think this is a lost case.

intredasting
that seems to be what google is saying

yea weird how i could make it out just from the head

I've never seen this before. What does it do?

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It's not hard to guess even if you didn't recognize her, it literally says "the fappening" on the picture.

Today I tried asking a girl out. Didn't get the devastating rejection I was expecting. Instead got lukewarm evasiveness. But while I was doing it I realized I'm beyond boring, and that it's just natural people don't want to talk to me.

Just venting in soon to be deleted thread.

i don't know what that is though
I mean, didn't till now

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Download a Chad brain OS. If that didn't work, upgrade current chassis with muscles.

Bottom hole gives your dick the best massage ever, top hole covers it in shit.

This is a 18+ site.

It's her for sure.

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Its her shitty curly short ponytail.

None of the other celebs are as ugly as her either.

incel

i'm older than u fag, just don't look up celeb nudes online

tripfag has YET ANOTHER awful opinion

Stop trying to break my nofap and noporn you retard.

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Sadly the bulk of posters is highschooler Zoomer, followed by a shitton of Mexicans and Pajeets in America, and then some totally clusterfuck unironically sanatorium tier 45yo+ damaged blue collar Gen X-ers. But the older guys are 5% max. More genuine homos here tbqh.

No user, this has nothing to do with who'se older, but you being a newfag. The Fappening was only a few years ago and it was huge here. It's mind-boggling if you don't know it and have been here at least a few months.

The average poster here is between 16 and 24, usually 20. At least as far Jow Forums goes.

>calls people underage
>is wrong
>calls people newfags
>admits to being literally a newfag
wew

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a bit too wide

imagine the smell

jennifer lawrence is hot

usually cream cheese

imagine having such little discipline that not masturbating feels like an accomplishment

yeah - sure thing gramps

Well most Zoomers will be like that age range. I base it on the pictures guys upload of themselves on Jow Forums, /soc/, Jow Forums. Then when you talk to them most are oblivious of basic daily stuff like a kid that gets pampered by parents.

seeking girlfriends can only lead in two directions: (1) to inevitable breakup and chaos, or (2) to marriage, then either 50% of divorce (chaos and pain) or 50% you live with someone you mutually hate until you die (chaos, pain, arguments, endless torture).

i.e. All choices involving a GF lead to shit

Basically, forget it and go treat yourself with all the money you'll save on the GF/marriage/divorce/children.

I literally know of Jow Forums because of her nudes.

This, how can people not know about Fappening and browse Jow Forums?

BASED

hi incel!

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Life isn't as black and white, I recommend going out more user. You sound like you're on the road to sadness and possible depression categorizing things like this.

have sex

>mfw 10 years of fapping solely to 2D made me immune to 3DPD

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very carefully

>I literally know of Jow Forums because of her nudes.

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