Jow Forums my 7 year old son cant into computer desktops...

>his iPad
too late. he's already a faggot

>son has the choice between immediate dopamin shot and something he doesn't understand
>father wonders why his son picks the ipad

The absolute state of Jow Forums

This

Dont do this

we know you're a highschooler

you can't change your little brother by giving him things or telling him how he should be. You can only lead by example and help him indirectly so he wants to be like you.

That's a one way ticket to making your kid fucking hate you. A kid will only be interested in what he wants to do... better to talk to him and probe his brain on what he has an interest or dream in and get him started on the first one that is reasonable, make it fun for him and you and grow as a family.
Even if its true 7y/o shit like a Minecraft youtube channel, it'll teach him to write a script and video edit, so long as you're running the account and helping him improve.

also institutional Latin is garbage if you have no real interest, take it from me.

this
unfortunately every kid who isn't dumb can easily find a cheap computer (used phone, old laptop) to inject waste into their skulls when you're not looking, better to accept the new Americana and raise the kids as best as you can. The whole thing is such a crap shoot...

aerobic exercise will prevent faggotry

anaerobic*
aerobic WILL cause faggotry my bad

I think its more important as a father to understand why your seven year old son has an iPad in the first place. Was it a gift? did he trade his lunch with his schoolmates for it? did he steal it? did YOU give it to him?

I'm guessing you as a parent have enabled him to have an ipad in the first place so you should probably start by either flogging yourself or confiscating the toys you already gave him and he's learned to use.

the absolute state of nu-whites.
the race is dead lol, what a fucking embarrassment you people are.

Too late. Accept the inevitable.

Begin him shooting up estrogen immediately.

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>Sell his iPad
>Print out the entire Gentoo wiki
>Uninstall Windows
>Give him a USB stick with Gentoo on it
>???
>Profit

Have you tried Steam + GTA5?

>7
>has an iPad
thats where you fucked up. take it away from him or it will be too late

Mess with his iPad in different ways when he's not using it to make it slightly more annoying to use, maybe even throttle it's internet.
tl;dr imitate the Chinese government

>he just uses his iPad and tiktok all day long
Imagine willingly letting your son have apple products and turning into a fag.

>have two family friends who have a son each
>both go to the same school
>they were the best of friends as kids
>middle school rolls around
>they decide their sons need phones in case of emergency
>one gets an iphone
>the other gets a samsung
>samsung kid starts taking computer related classes like adobe/office
>iphone kid takes drama and pottery
>they're now starting highschool
>they barely hang out anymore according to their parents
>samsung kid is taking his first programming class
>iphone kid has green and blue hair, dresses like a literal tranny, taking theatre class, and is a fucking cheerleader (male), and is probably on the verge of coming out of the closet

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Selling it straight up isn't worth the backlash, break it intentionally by putting water in it. Or buy one that's broken and swap, then sell.

i want to mouth fuck mom and cum down her throat while she gags so bad.

>7 year old son
>ipad
>tik tok
I hope the state takes your kid

>Chinese
>Good language
Pick one

The one on the left

>tiktok
recipe for a faggot son and also pedo website. Fuck you OP, your a terrible father if you think giving your son toys that will rot his brain is "what a father would do". Even fucking worse that you're asking here.

My advice is that you kill yourself and save him the trouble.

>iPad and tiktok
>son
I got bad news for you.

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Kick the Ipad off your network during unscheduled hours.
Filter the content he has access to.
You should not be allowing your child unsupervised or unfiltered on the internet.

You would get stuck eventually with just the wiki.
But it makes me curious as to the bare knowledge essentials of what is necessary to compile your own kernel and make it work.

>son
>ipad
>not a faggot
Pick two.

>allowing your son to have a fagPad
>worried he'll become a fag
What the fuck did you expect?

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Dosn't work
>picking son and ipad
>Picking ipad and not a faggot

Raising a child without discipline is a massive mistake.
It can play on the PlayStation/Xbox/iPad, but you need to instil time-management, self-control, etc...

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>>picking son and ipad
faggot

>>Picking ipad and not a faggot
woman

>??? => Disconnect all internet services in the home

What the fuck did I just read? LMAO!

>Have twins
>Raise them separately. Same parents but they never interact with each other or know that the other exists
>One gets an iPad
>The other gets a desktop with Windows 10

What would happen Jow Forums?

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>is a fucking cheerleader (male)

They get the kitty though.

>Imagine willingly letting your son have apple products and turning into a fag.
Or having Microsoft products and turning into a pajeet.

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I actually studied latin, be aware that active and "closet" latin speakers will be decimated in a metter of 20 years
Only clerigy and some particular law firms will actually give a shit in the future

Not to mention that the language itself it's fucking stupid and horrible to use, don't even get started with "hurr it get you smart" studying dead languages is just a waste of time

>Not to mention that the language itself it's fucking stupid and horrible to use

That's where you blew it. The language itself is glorious, from the grammar to the sound.
It's a dead language not worth learning but blaming latin just shows how stupid you are

You know the sound has been adultered in those 2000 years? Actual old latin pronunciation is nowhere near any of neolatines languages sound
And the grammar is the embodiment of inefficiency, it has little to no information in the many grammar constructions more than you can find in any modern language

>German

No other language can encapsulate the glory of Rome better than the sacred language of our ancestors

You're trying too hard iJeet.

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> You know the sound has been adultered in those 2000 years?
of course, but you can safely assume that is close to how italian sound.
>And the grammar is the embodiment of inefficiency, it has little to no information in the many grammar constructions more than you can find in any modern language

That's the stupidiest thing you could have tell. Now I know for sure that you didn't have a clue of what the fuck you are talking about.
You may try to sound educated with burgers, but here is pretty common to study latin and none of the things you wrote is nowhere near the truth

Dumb larping faggot

How to ruin your child’s life 101

You already fucked up by getting him an apple product instead of some real games, your an awful fucking parrent. People like you are why the mobile game market is so profitable, leading to the death of flash games. These fuckin kids just download bootleg trash without supervision. Now if you were a good parrent you would sit them in front of a consle you grew up with instead of some faggot apple shit, give him a phone when he's older and understands the difference between quality and quantity.

And introduce them to good youtubers not fucking trash like most of these kiddos watch, stuff you like that a kid would still like. That is if you have taste you fucking Ipajeet OP

>There
You tell me, I'm Italian too
And for christ sake latin is very different than modern italian

I think at this point a Jonestown reenactment is all that you and your family can do.

t.

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>tiktok
Block the fucking app for one. It's backdoored to fuck.

If he learns latin, he'll have the basis of most western languages.

What the fuck is a tik tok and why would you let your son near one?

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The only actually useful western language with a (semi) latin base today is English. What would you need Italian or French for in any realistic scenario?

Italian, French, Spanish, and English are all latin-based.

>he doesn't know most of the US is German-descent

Yes, and like I say, the only one of those that's useful today is English.

a tiktok is a cocksuckers paradise

Naw. Just wipe the drive clean and have him install Void from scratch. If you want a Jow Forumsay boy you need to force him to be that way. Put him in an environment to do all that shit.

Unless your son is an autist, in this day and age desktops just aren't interesting to youngsters.

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Espanol or "nigger spanish" has been scientifically proven to lower your iq. You start to slowly sound retarded. Then everyone thinks your retarded. Then about 9/10 kids start hanging out with strictly retards.

why did you give your wife's son an ipad?

>allowing apple products into your house
Well that's one way to get them to never be interested in how technology works.

>That's the stupidiest thing you could have tell. Now I know for sure that you didn't have a clue of what the fuck you are talking about.
>You may try to sound educated with burgers, but here is pretty common to study latin and none of the things you wrote is nowhere near the truth
Are you Italian? You sound like an uneducated Italian

>Catering to foreign occupation

Replace the iPad with a used ThinkPad with GNU/Linux installed. Filter gay/tranny porn sites on your network (you can whitelist your own pc) and all social media. Inspect any packages he receives for dildos or tranny pills. Keep his clothing normal and his hair in a military cut. Sign him up for team sports, but nothing at his school because they allow the boys unsupervised in the locker room.

based

But also quit your job so you can tutor him for 8hrs a day, or hire someone for like 20-40k yr. This is how you build a millionaire.

Or a crazy person.

This. I hate seeing such young children with tablets, phones, etc.

Dude he's in the second grade ffs, just give him time and space and nurture whatever he's interested in.
You don't have any say in what other humans choose for themselves, all you get is the power of suggestion.

>or you can just pound your child into whatever shape you want them to fit, at the expense of your mutual wellbeing.

>just give him time and space and nurture whatever he's interested in.
>tiktok
Consider suicide.

It's not like there's any hope here in the first place. If the kid has reached 7 years and his interest is tiktok, then dad dropped the ball years and years ago. You don't train a kid to be retarded and useless and then start expecting him to be more than you made him into. That's just cruel.

This is how you create resentful burnouts who hate their parents

Let the kid do what he wants and simply guide and suggest things to him/her/xir. Faggot

Is this the average American family in 2019?

iTODDLERS BTFO

I see you grew up with Asian parents too. Jokes on them, though. I spent 6 years after college doing drugs and getting drunk all over Europe, all on their dime while they thought I was attending some fake grad school I made up. Coded up a website with parental login shit so they could check up on me and pay my "tuition" every month too. I'm basically living off of the interest from saving most of that money. Every now and then I take a side job doing web development for some local company if I get bored. But I basically never have to work for the rest of my life. Thanks Mom and Dad! Also don't so this shit to your kids, they will hate your fucking guts hard.

I got bored and installed tiktok to see what was all about. I don't think I've uninstalled an app as fast as I uninstalled that one in my entire life. I'm 19, this shit is targeted towards my demographic too.

Perfect example of how westernised Asians are the worst. They don't call them bananas for nothing.

Life is cutthroat. If you don't push your child, they WILL be distracted by the infinity of time-wasting entertainment out there. And a good child will look back and appreciate what their parents did for them, even if it was difficult at the time. The only bad parents are the ones who push their kids like this but don't do it for their child, they do it for their own sense of competitiveness. They want to beat the other parents. "Your child got 98%? Oh, that's good. Mine got 99%...." This is, unfortunately, the mindset of a lot of the crazy parents. It is possible to push your kid to get the best out of them whilst doing it for their sake though. The kid will be smart enough to realize which one you are.

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Absolutely based and redpilled

It's too late you should have introduced him to the desktop first.

>"What can I do to make him not grow up to be a faggot?"
>kid stops liking harley quinn
UH OH

Because he probably watched the recent luke smith video. He probably doesn't have an opinion of his own and mimic everything he finds on the Internet. He probably frequents reddit.

By the time he's done doing what he wants and starts considering what should be done it will be too late.

siurely you mean employable?

Explain to him that technology is a very recent invention. Explain how it works. Explain to him that the world is material and so is he and that there is no Abrahamic God that will look out for him. Explain to him the human history, how horrible it is and why it's completely natural that it is so. Explain to him that there are idiots and naturally smart people and that the latter always rule over the former. Explain to him that Harley Quinn is shit. Explain to him that Western civilization is decaying and that the upcoming global warming will kill him if he doesn't get fit and ready for survival in the north. Explain to him that tiktok is a socially-engineered piece of shit for zoomers. Explain to him that a smart person will surround himself with the best literature, music, and film, because his brain is advanced enough to comprehend it. In other words, thoroughly explain our reality to your retarded son so he won't disappoint you in the future. Introduce him to philosophy ASAP. Helped me and my sis.

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windows bad enter the void

>he has an ipad
Its too late, you ruined him

Well more people speak Spanish than English