You wake up shipwrecked on the Senselessness island and this native comes up to you arm with a bow. What do?
You wake up shipwrecked on the Senselessness island and this native comes up to you arm with a bow. What do?
Ryan Wilson
John Murphy
Damn auto correct! Fuck you!
Carter Garcia
pretend i'm a dolphin and swim home on my tail
Aiden Kelly
Turn autocorrect off. Disable every extra feature on mobile keyboard. I cant stand it suggesting a bunch of bullcrap when I already know what Im typing.
Sebastian Roberts
Dumb phoneposter
Matthew Lewis
Speak in its native Australian tongue to befriend it.
Jayden Turner
trips
cough on them and hope for the best
Bentley Reed
use my guns to conquer the island
Kevin Thomas
*achoo*
Daniel Gomez
you know they're called the sentinel islands.
Jacob Lopez
Become Australia
Isaiah Perez
Based and smallpox pilled.
Ryan Howard
Die. White men aren't conditioned for the wild any more
William Turner
swim away
Oliver Johnson
give them the plague
Luke Perry
Throw coconuts at them. They'll distract themselves with a massive orgy
Xavier Butler
>Implying the Sentinelese aren't senseless
Cameron Ward
It makes me wonder what they would do if you showed up in full plate armor. Nothing they have would penetrate it
Gavin Harris
you would fall over and drown when the tide came in
Blake Collins
What if you drop in via helicopter?
You would be an inmortal god provided you have food and water
Dylan Martin
Ok then I put flippers on the knights foots for water protection
Benjamin Hall
still drown
lift visa to eat/drink, die
lift metal plate to piss/shit, die
wear metalsuit in 43C, die
Christopher Reyes
What if you have a tubes going from a backpack right to your mouth which feed and hydrate you?
Poop would be hard though, I agree
Wyatt Thompson
arrow in backpack, die
Henry Wilson
Why does a knight carry visaI think by the time they recognize you can't be hurt by their weapons, you would already be worshipped by them. Remember they are very primitive. Assuming you can hold your poop for 2 hours while they try to hit you with rocks and arrows you should be fine after that.
Brody Collins
>Abbo
>bow
Shure thing nigga
Show him I'm unarmed, if he doesn't take down the bow dive away from him and swim some kilometres along the beach before trying to land again
Kevin Williams
Throwing rocks is actually really effective against plate armor
Henry Anderson
Prove it
Isaac Williams
Hit yourself with something heavy like a rock on the hand, then try it again but put a pan between your hand and the rock
Compare the results to sticking a knife in your hand with and without pan
Henry Sanchez
It's the Sentinel Islands not senselessness, retard.