Who would win, half the internet or one symboly boi

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cunny
the cunny always wins

i'm too brainlet to know what this means, let alone care about it

it's a string of text that allows you to find patterns. like a wildcard on your linux shell but more complicated.

I don't understand why cloudflare is so popular when it regularly fails.

My bad. Sorry bout that.

codelets, when will they learn

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There is... literally... nothing wrong with regular expressions

My gfs cunny always wins.

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Everyone has a test environment, some are fortunate to have two.

>regex
fucking sucks.

developers were too lazy to beta test and that directly lead to a large portion of the user-facing internet becoming inaccessible

I chuckled a little

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Real regular expressions are actually amazing and are the poster-child of the real practical uses of theoretical science.
"regex", pioneered by Per and subsequently copied by most other languages, are pure garbage and are the poster-child of what happens when you ignore that computer science.
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>DUDE WE WERE DDOSED AND HACKED
>oh wait haha it was a regex error it happens lol

>My gfs cunny
Are you a newfag or a pedophile?

Why would I be a pedo?

huge bug...so sorry...

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newfag then

You have to go back summer >>>/reddit/

is syntax sucks ass. it's ultimate autism and would never have been made that way if it wasn't made in the stone age.

someone brainlet deployed code without testing it

>calling someone a summer because you don't know the essential word

Open source was a mistake.

>thread has nothing to do with pedo shit
>post cunny
You pedofaggots are going to get wordfiltered like the onion retards and nobody will mourn your loss.

you're so new its embarassing, you really need to lurk moar before you begin posting, that way you won't make such a fool of yourself

imagine shutting down internet becaue you made a typo haha
I'd buy him a beer

>Lying on the internet

The definition is on Google. It's not special.

user, you're embarassing yourself here.

>Google word
>definition appears
>"Muh sekret word"

You're the embarrassment.

>regex
>not using Definite Clause Grammars

i avoid regex like a plague

I'm surprised cloudflare doesn't unit test their shit. It seems like the pipeline should make that mandatory unless it's for executive bypass or some shit.

t. joblet
a unit test isn't going to stop you from hammering the CPU. It just looks for a specified result.

thanks for your application, but we're going to pursue other candidates

>it looks for a specified result
Such as a basic performance counter not exceeding a parameter.
You're exceptionally dumb user.

this is the single most incel comment ive ever read on the internet

>one symboly boi
reddit

The BIG DUMB here was that they didn't deploy incrementally. One of the first things I did at my current job was rewrite the prod deploy job to incrementally deploy and check the health of each server before moving on to the next. If you're deploying some shit code, that should be detected and the deploy will be aborted

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