Visit friends house

Make him sign a "gotcha" NDA that "fails" to disclose electronics accountability.

Smash with pooltables

turn 360 degrees and walk away

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My conspiracy theory with these things is that these companies want to map people's homes like pic related.
Is this schizo tier paranoia or do you think they're doing something similar?

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mcveigh did nothing wrong desu

>going to someone else's house
leave the TV alone, Tyrone

Other than murdering 168 maiming almost 700 mostly innocent people, yeah

talk nonsense through a voice changer to confuse the botnet

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You think we don't know how to analyse the sound of writing to convert it to text?

It is mass data collection and experimentation on that data set. Several research labs have proven the ability to map the interior of buildings using acoustics, WiFi signals, etc.

Were you hit on the head when you were a baby or something?

no, it's not schizo tier at all

Were you hit on the head when you were a baby?

loudly ask siri to play gay sex with hats on

what is Hiroshima
what is Nagasaki
what is Dresden
what is Tokyo
what is Berlin
what is the Iraq War
what is the Afghanistan war

You can't go outside these days anymore anyway. Literally everybody has a smartphone with multiple botnets running on it.

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Do you have a goyphone?

Remember to toss your smart phone away too. It is doing the same thing.

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>I wash born in the dark

Most phones in that bin are dumb phones.

I think one of the wikileaks releases showed how this was built into one of those games consoles.

the backup battery will call the police on you

but not all. Your point?

fart into it

These are all based patriotic acts, go back to Europe

>visit friends house
>he has one of those listening devices
How do you deal with this?

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I use a paint brush so suck it, cuck.

hey google set an alarm at 3am

>thinking those things don't have a battery and runs for a month until it dies

They all deserved it

What are these used for anyways? I mean, are they even accurate at figuring out what you're saying? I've only tried some stuff with the google assistant on a phone and it's way below my expectations: it could only do some basic stuff like set reminders and make calls, it had a lot of difficulties playing the exact music I wanted to, or something else like finding a video on youtube. I suppose Alexa has the advantage cause it's optimized for amazon as well and whatnot.

>amerilards are too lazy to press a button to turn the microphone on

One of them isn't even a phone

I always tell it to play Rockstar by Nickelback. That usually does the trick.

>not having all four at once