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>macrumors.com/2019/07/04/apple-to-use-scissor-switch-keyboard-macbooks/

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>a new keyboard design based on scissor switches
"new" as in, what everybody other than Apple has used for decades, and what Apple used before 2015. I can't wait for Tim Cuck to come on stage and tell everybody how they invented a new durable keyboard unlike anything made ever before by anyone.

This is a new level of blown the fuck out.
It's even spun like the increased travel is a good thing, when they were spinning the decreased travel of the butterfly switches as a good thing too.

>ImpulseDOM
>14 hours ago at 02:38 am
>What a time to be alive. Might upgrade my 2015 MBP when these puppies are released!
>Rating: 26 Votes

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that is all I have to say

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MACFAGS BTFO FOR ETERNITY
those people have the saddest lives imaginable

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I say tim you say cuck! Tim!

>people

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Seek God.

MACTODDLERS

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UNTIL THE END OF TIME

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It's almost as if the engineers that designed the scissor switch designed it the way it is for a reason like it being durable, and having actual travel instead of Apple's butterfly switch engineers who weren't tasked with making a good keyboard, but instead a low profile one demanded by the marketing department.

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>"and tell everybody how they invented a new durable keyboard unlike anything made ever before by anyone.
Fuck, I've just read that with Cuck's voice. The stuff of nightmares.

>engineers build company
>markeying fucks it up
>engineers leave and build new company
>marketing fucks it up
Why does this keep happening? Do CEOs not understand patterns?

youtube.com/watch?v=YR4jiOuCnXc

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>no vents cause they're ugly
Well they learned that lesson, the new Mac is nothing but vents. And it's ugly.

Why didn't owners of the Apple III not just make some vents? Can't be that hard to take the top shell off and drill some holes in the upper and lower sides.

Marketing knows how to sell their “fool proof ideas” to CEO's, engineers do not.

>he thinks appletards know anything about computers much less thermals

Good. My 2011 MBP keyboard is great.

i always thought btfo meant back the fuck up

this is really fucking funny

I'm cumming

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I legit hope people got fired for this shit.

I legit hope nobody got fired and its designers got promoted.

Based.

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Good, scissor switch is the best low profile keyboard design.

Daily reminder that satania is from some shitty pedo NEET anime that nobody watches and anyone that even likes her is a fucking loser, since you literally have to be one to identify.

>Satania overload

you're just mad that your waifu is fucking garbage.

Damn, that's disappointing. I like the butterfly keyboard.

*I llike te buttrfly kkeyboard
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