Am I the only programmer that doesn't drink this fucking shit?

Am I the only programmer that doesn't drink this fucking shit?

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no there are lots of other gay programmers

i like tea

I wake up every day and chug a 2 liter of dr pepper
It isn't the easy life, but it's the one god intended for

i drink hot water

If you need coffee to function you are literally disabled

based bloathogg gluttonmax

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I don't drink coffee, I rarely drink tea

I mostly drink water and sometimes cola.

Why do coffee-drinkers get so defensive about it? You don't see smokers or opioid addicts or even potheads lash out at people who don't share their vice, but coffee drinkers are so quick to call you every name in the book for not drinking it. What's up with that?

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I like it and I drink it on occasion, but I try to not be dependent on it.

I have a cup right after getting out of bed, to help me take a shit before going to work. Nothing like shitting in your own home.

it's 2019 there's nothing wrong with being gay

fagoot, it was just a "your gay lol" joke.

technology for this feel?

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A coffee hater started this thread, not a drinker.

no, I'm more of an amphetamines guy myself

I don't either. fuck society for trying to ram caffeine down your throat.

based +20 INT booster

photoshop 145+ into 140+ so that I can fit in

RNG.

real time strategy games

that's margarine of error territory

>tastes like shit
>creates dependency
>a life-long money drain with zero benefits
At least smoking can make you look cool to low IQ individuals. Drinking coffee doesn't even have that going for it.

We've had intelligence enhancement technology since ancient times.

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Op thinks he's special for not drinking hot bean water. He's a faggot.

Based and nodozpilled

I also drink tea

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Real coffee doesn't exist in America.

Actually...

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no

>coffee is a money drain
Nigger coffee is the cheapest fucking drink you can get other than water.

>Am I the only blah blah blah
No, user. You are not the only person out of 7 billion people on planet earth who fits this very broad criteria. Quit probing our assholes with your shitty threads so you can fellate yourself over something no normal person would ever take into consideration.

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No, that shit is exclusively for soiboys.

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I don't like coffee but I still drink it.
You breeders ain't got shit on me

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FFFFFUUUUUUUU--

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You can get a giant tub of coffee that lasts well over a week for $6

Look Mom! I said it again!

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I gave it up and just have fresh fruit in the morning, just as much energy but more sustainable. I miss the massive coffee shits though

have a toaster

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Why the fuck would you drink coffee from a tub?
Fucking americans.

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Bruh tea bags are cheap as fuck and can be reused. pls edumacate ursolf. Fuck you. I'm TEA SHILLING

>Am I the only programmer that doesn't drink this fucking shit?
I was addicted to it, but now I just have macchiato in the morning and spend the rest of the day having oolong or water

Hey... just because I'm gay and don't like coffee doesn't mean that uhh... wait...

fuck you your mom is a whore

>tea bags
Disgusting

>coffee is the cheapest fucking drink
It is if you're having shit tier "coffee"

>Dr Pepper became low sugar diet version in UK due to sugar tax
>have to order online from USA at vast expense

FML

>giant tub
>one week

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>not liking coffee is actually linked to homosexuality
>multiple high-quality anecdotes proving this
Holy fuck, I feel like we're on a verge of some important discovery.

It's like when it was discovered that atheists are significantly more likely than christians to wipe sitting.

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Because I don't like Java XD get it?

Being on Jow Forums is also linked to homosexuality
Or at least, you don't do anything to disprove it.

Its the first time I saw it, nobody IRL does that.

I drink like 5 cups a day

What about all those Starbucks faggots?

They're straight faggots, with gfs and shit.

Smokers did get defensive about it 60 years ago. Before anyone knew that tabaco was unhealthy.
Coffee is unhealthy too and evidence is pilling already, but the caffeine lobby is fucking huge and no one knows about it. For fucks sake, it is the only think in which "lack of evidence" is good enough for doctors to allow pregnant women to keep drinking.

Starbucks doesn't sell mostly coffee.

>Coffee is unhealthy
Citation needed

But, the G-card requires a mandatory apple device to maintain.

Reduces blood flow to both brain and heart, is linked to osteoporosis and in AGE related studies heavy drinkers add the equivalent to 10 years to their skin by the time they are 50.

Indont have the sources, you can google it yourself if you care about your health

Evaporated with coffee or tea is the best drink in this world
What a faggot.

like abicci

tea is based.

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>not getting paid to shit
>not making jannies clean up your shit

Why do you keep making these threads, you attention whoring nigger?

This

I can’t stand that shit too

>not liking coffee

grow up
have sex

Coffee is shit, tea is nice though.

Onions lattes

Who /tea/ masterrace here?

For me, it's green tea, opuntia flavor

I'm not even a weeb

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If you don't get 4 uninterrupted 30 minute dump sessions each day, are you really working?

I pity the fools who don't know about your wisdom, senpai

yes

I use the shitting break at work for masturbating, duh

>big words
>no sources
Citation needed, nigger

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For me it's tieguanyin

>mfw my company provides soja milk for us cruelty-free programmers who don't want to drink coffee black
I know they don't really care about us as people, but it still makes the company feel more moral and caring.

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Naah, you're not the only one.
My thoughts exactly!

Had a classmate who during the holiday didn't return home. All the shops closed and he ran out of coffee. Poor fucker was desperate for coffee, he went begging for it. Coffee is some mighty kikery.

If anything gays would drink tons of coffee because it works as a laxative making sure their butts are totally flushed out before they eat each others ass.

>virgin commenting on sex habits of people he doesn't know

me on the left

Water master here.