Shill me some distros

Im going to rice the fuck out of my shitty laptop. Give me some good distros.
>must be aesthetic by default
>no gentoo, debian or terminal only shit
>new distros ONLY
>no manjarhoe/anteGROSS, too unstable
>comfy GUI that looks better than anything winblows or apphell
>just werks
All i care about is aesthetics and responsiveness, no hackintosh or winshit.

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>wants to rice
>wants something that just works

Pick one motherfucker.

Fedora.

arch. or if you want more memes and less usability void.

>fedora
>muh atheist distro
lolno, fedora is for cucks

void, or if you want more memes and less usability arch.

nixos

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Ok you dirty muslim.

>implying

>religioncuck
>pedo
It's obvious.

>krita
>4cx
>ufetch
kino owo

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KaOS
Void

>he doesnt own a trap slave to punish by tickling his ballsack until he cums from tickletorture as you slip a third golf ball in his juicy little asshole while shackled to a dungeon wall
you will never make it, user. just give up

openpepe

You have no idea what you want, do you? You should do a little more research before you make threads like this. If you really want to "rice the fuck" out of your laptop, acknowledge that you'll have to put in some work you weaboo freak.

for me, it's Pop! OS

>built on Ubuntu, most support for software and tons of guides if you run into a problem
>beautiful theme for GNOME (Pop), almost Zenburn styling
>nvidia driver included in ISO if you have that abomination of hardware
>fast and smooth

I'm really liking it OP, you should check it out.

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this. With gnome or plasma, but gnome is better ootb

this looptoop will be running a 15-20W 7th gen i3 dual core with UHD 630 gfx, not going for the nshittya meme. I have a cheap m.2 ssd (120GB) that i store my OS and nothing else on and then i set up my storage on my 1tb HDD. Its a 200$ acer aspire laptop, so i think this will work

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Gnome3 isn't really customizable.

It is awesome though. Fedora here, though I like the look of Pop!_OS

seethe more archfag, i bet you read stallman's personal blog like Sunday worship

i don't think you know what ricing is

Mint Xfce

>choosing a distro based on it's aesthetics
You'll never make it user

Just use debian or it's derivatives and take a few hours learning i3 and ricing. Major reason to rice is to have fun configuring your own environment, not only using it.

linspire

>2011+8
>he doesnt press his distro through a mill which comes in several forms
>he doesnt produce a smoother result by compiling with a plastic plate through small holes
>tfw mashlet btfo

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I skimmed your post very quickly and misread aesthetic as autistic so I am here to recommend to you arch linux

>All i care about is aesthetics and responsiveness, no hackintosh or winshit.

Xubuntu

can arch make passerby femoids cum their panties?

no, for that purpose I recommend beibian

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it only needs a drop down menu from Terminal named Cancer to be perfect

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I don't use arch and I don't care for stallman. If you have a problem with my post then offer a rebuttal, otherwise leave my board.

why is her mouth open like that

this.

Void. It just works.

MX Linux
>XFCE default
>Debian based but no tranny community baggage
>User friendly but not normie-tier levels of user friendly like Ubuntu
>No systemd, or rather it's optional to use
Also I could be wrong about this but I believe it will continue supporting 32 bit packages in the future

you sound like my friend who never gets anything done

who is this fren you speak of

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>no gentoo
Your loss, pal. It's the best distribution there is.

>no gentoo, debian or terminal only shit
So you don't want the best distros? Alright, install some Ubuntu copy pasted distro there's plenty of them.

Op here, looks like im getting PopOS and MXLinux, wish me luck

Install gentoo

KDE Neon looks shiny as fuck but the Ubuntu base makes it feel really nooby and gay. How to fix? KDE on other distros doesn't shine up quite the same.

GOD I want to FUCK Kuro

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