Internet of Things? What a great idea!

feels closer to a camera? are you a gay man that is sexually attracted to cameras?
Not understanding this one, help me out

i think they're referring to the decepticon reflector, which is a camera, see gif related.

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Why in fuck is this a thing?

>butt
Why are Americans too scared to say "ass"?

dont want to be a nazi do we

this shit """"""""news"""""""""" is literally two years old

> people have eyeballs on the tips of their dicks.
The fuck are you smoking son?

>he doesn't have a literal one-eyed trouser snake

Dilate tranny

>Uuh
>Gee
>/s
fuck off back

Butt is funnier, lol.

>dildo camera
They deserve it

So where are the hacker uploads?

That's cool as fuck. Could I like, put this in my ass and check my phone to see if I REALLY need to shit or not?

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Well the problem with that is that, since you're walking around with a dildo in your ass, it will always feel like you have to shit. So whether it's a fart or a shit won't be within your senses at all, you'll rely entirely on the camera.

Why the fuck would you stick a camera into your vag? And why the fuck would it need an internet connection? Do designers think before they add shit? Not everything needs to be able to communicate.

>So whether it's a fart or a shit won't be within your senses at all, you'll rely entirely on the camera.
So what you're saying is this is a better alternative to mobile gaming?

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You'd still be a pretty based spy though. Just imagine yourself at a top secret meeting trying to position your butt just right to get a pic of some guy handing a briefcase to another or some shit, and when he does "clap" "click" then you pull your pants back up and waddle off incognito.

Just because you get a first person view of the back end of your boyfriends transplanted pigs womb while you're helping him dilate does NOT mean the rest of us can relate

honestly anyone willingly shoving a camera connected to their router up their ass deserves this

So uh... Anyone got a vid?

Do... do men have eyes on their dicks?

Y-you don't?

Seconding

we actually have taste buds on our testicles

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23423265

>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23423265

Too bad food never gets into the scrotum.

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Well, I don't have a dick, so *shrugs*

i implore you to read the full paper

academic.oup.com/molehr/article/19/6/349/1061673

Dilate, tranny.

my condolences
low IQ

you didn't check before shoving it into your mouth?

We're in some weird mix of a utopian and dystopian future. This really is the best time to be alive.

we non-binary *opian now

Tits or dilate and GTFO

Sizefags might like that.

sizefags?

Go on /d/ and find the giantess/size thread and you'll understand

is this bait or straight up reddit fagging

Just reading the posts itt is fucking hilarious. The ride never ends, because you faggots never cease to amuse. What a stupid fucking topic.

oh right

Why would I post a picture of me to the Internet? Even if considered I'd turn my head towards r/VerifiedFeet first (less risky imo)

who gives a shit anyway, it's not like you're identifiable by the inside of your twat or rectum

>it's not like you're identifiable by the inside of your twat or rectum
[citation needed]

aliexpress.com/item/32888605035.html

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I don't know what the fuck you're referring to in the slighest

Who wants see wet red folds?

>There's a hacker out there, wondering why the server was filled with pictures of wet satin sheets filled with chocolate

Yet.
Soon the NSA will be identifying people solely on buttholes

Doubt you can see much up in there