>be american
>get shot
Be american
David Davis
Michael Stewart
ahaha fucking americans what crazy thing will they do next
Jeremiah Martinez
get shot
Jacob Hernandez
>Shart in Mart
Gavin Nguyen
do canadian girls like american cock?
Colton Hall
do any girls?
David Sullivan
Nathaniel Lee
amerifats btfo
Colton Thomas
Say that to my face, not online, and see what happens.
Luke Gomez
would rather risk the minuscule chance i'll get randomly shot than be unable to defend myself tbqh
Isaiah Reed
can someone fucking ban this guy?
Kevin James
Man, I sure wish I was a leaf so I could be part of the hug club!!!
David Robinson
yeah i rather get shot in the southern hemisphere of the world
Nathaniel Mitchell
To be fair: if movies, music and the porn industry are anything to go by, lot of niggers in america.
Im just implying what we all know to be true.
Alexander Smith
>be american
>get neighbor's mail by mistake
>walk over to neighbor's mailbox with it
>get arrested for jaywalking
>fall into lawn while being cuffed
>cops get shot for trespassing
>it begins to rain
>arrested for rainwater collection
>tip neighbor
Isaac King
Dominic Green
How are you getting arrested for rainwater collection if cops got shot?
checkmate liberals!
Julian Peterson
>Be a YUPPY
>Get CHOPPED
Leo Russell
>Be British
>Get attacked by acid
Samuel Evans
Actually you're more likely to die of medical malpractice than malicious use of guns.
>tfw no free healthcare
Cooper Fisher
I've wanted to rub lsd all over people's silverware myself. It's cheap but hard to make I hear.