Be american

>be american
>get shot

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ahaha fucking americans what crazy thing will they do next

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get shot

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>Shart in Mart

do canadian girls like american cock?

do any girls?

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amerifats btfo

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Say that to my face, not online, and see what happens.

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would rather risk the minuscule chance i'll get randomly shot than be unable to defend myself tbqh

can someone fucking ban this guy?

Man, I sure wish I was a leaf so I could be part of the hug club!!!

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yeah i rather get shot in the southern hemisphere of the world

To be fair: if movies, music and the porn industry are anything to go by, lot of niggers in america.

Im just implying what we all know to be true.

>be american
>get neighbor's mail by mistake
>walk over to neighbor's mailbox with it
>get arrested for jaywalking
>fall into lawn while being cuffed
>cops get shot for trespassing
>it begins to rain
>arrested for rainwater collection
>tip neighbor

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How are you getting arrested for rainwater collection if cops got shot?
checkmate liberals!

>Be a YUPPY
>Get CHOPPED

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>Be British
>Get attacked by acid

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Actually you're more likely to die of medical malpractice than malicious use of guns.

>tfw no free healthcare

I've wanted to rub lsd all over people's silverware myself. It's cheap but hard to make I hear.