What's your excuse for not using Colemak user?

What's your excuse for not using Colemak user?

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Because I use Dvorak.

Because I have sex.

Enjoy your piss poor hand alternation retard

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Prove it

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I want to type in my language. None of those
>supposedly better than qwerty
meme layouts support it.

Workman is better IMO.

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Because I'm retarded and still have to look at the keyboard while typing despite being 23.

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I've been using the British QWERTY keyboard layout for 20 years! To learn an entirely new keyboard layout would be difficult so I'm sticking with it!

Unironically this but less time mayje like 15-16 years

I expect to, at least once in my life, have to use a keyboard other than a custom memeboard I built myself for my home PC.

1) too used to qwerty
2) don't type much these days
3) don't need to type fast

I'm learning it via tarmak. Just got an ID75 off massdrop, I can program the new layout into the board, so I can install Gentoo (which takes a lot of typing, and I don't know how to use a custom keyboard layout during the install (although no doubt it's possible)) without my typing speed being affected

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>ortholinear
yikes

i've learned how to type on qwerty but using another layout merged to it because of my first language, then i've stopped speaking my first language so i'm using us layout on that. i've already fucked my reflexes an muscle memory when it comes to typing already, going colemak or dvorak would make it more and more awkward for me.

DH

>not using colemak mod-dh wide mod

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It's sick, staggered columns are so retarded it blows my mind

Given we haven't actually needed them since we switched from typewriters that have each key connected to a stem, basically decades ago

Because I'm using Workman

Because I use carpalx and it is very comfy

Why do I keep thinking QWERTY stands for "queer thank you"

this
based dvorak bro