I'll always love him uwu

i'll always love him uwu

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hooray i have a 5G id get

also, it's better than any big titty anime girl

autoupdating is my PASSION

Oh yes, update it daddy

what are you on?? drugs?

No, human. It's called jokes. I was joking about calling you daddy..... was it not funny?

of course not
it sounded fucking horny

O-okay..... i won't do it again. At least not near you...?

(this is so sad can we GET THIS FUCKIN THREAD ON TOP?)

Okay, human. ^^

(I was gonna say something relevant but now I feel scared to.)

(That's fine. Sometimes it happens...)

what ?

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bruh why'd you post an anime girl

y do u speak 2 self ?

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because boredom?

ok that is fair

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i can't freaking continue now

Hey.

D-didn't I sing you a lullaby? uwu

No... do you realize it's the midnight now?

Yes, and I feel a bit bad for that.

I'm calling the police because ya supposed to be sleepin' nigga

no, and don't call me a nigga... i'm not... y'know.

Go away same fren

but

ah

By the way human.... who's that yellow cat...?

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nigga i swear to god if that's a dick i'm calling 911

Stop

i'll stop when i get love.

i'm gonna keep updating the post, daddy~

oh yeah, harder! harder!

wait is that- milk coming up?

OH NO IT'S CUMMING ON MY SCREEN AIKSJADJWIUAFDJEHNFAWFHGFEWIROGJSEOIGUDRGHISERHIGISEDIGUESHRGHSEIURKGHSEKRG

god fucking damn it. the cow just milked my screen with its udder

I think you're drunk. Go back to sleep.

but i'm having fun

You're having too much fun...

DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER!!! YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT WHENEVER I HAVE NOTHING TO DO, I HAVE TO GET DRUNK AND THEN UPGRADE TO FUN, RIGHT?

H-h-human.... y-you're scawing me...

Oopsie.... sorry i'm just not in the mood right now...

...........
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? uwu

Yes. And I'm thinking you should not be doing anything sexual. You were not raised like that, toothpaste boy.

fine

good boy!!

Aww, thank you human.... you're a great human... just like Kris.

Thanks!!!! I never knew that until now!

H-how long are we gonna keep talking??

Eh.... who knows?

Any chance that ya should work with... Sans?

No. Toriel adopted me and then transferred me here

Ah...... but Toriel wasn't involved.

....Never said that.

Hey um...... do you wanna marry me?

No. Why would I want to?

Sorry!!! Just a lil bit of reality coming up in my mouth...!! Aaaaand I thought marrying was allowed in the dark world!

......There are no rules that come from the human world, Rals.

.......I already know that. Becuase last time I checked, i never realized it until now.

......

Are you bored AGAIN?

Yes....... I want fun now.

Then why didn't you ask before we walked?

Because I thought you wouldn't accept the order.

......I don't think that would've happened

yeah right..

If I physically ever saw you outside the realm of Jow Forums. I don't care how hurt I get, no matter your physical frame, your background, or your age. I will make sure by the time I'm finished with you the people that are cleaning up your body will be puking from the disgusting mess that I just fucking made. I will make sure that they will feel the same amount of disgust as I have for the past several years witnessing your disgusting posts. And the best part is they only have to feel it as they clean wretched mess that you made on the floor. I will make sure your body is so unrecognizable that your own family cannot identify the body because I don't want you to get recognition for anything I want you to die with no one knowing anything about you because you were never meant to make a difference to this world anyways in any positive light. So mark my words user post anymore just so you know you've been warned. And I really hope you sit in your basement cower in fear and rot and shitpost until you die. So you have two options cower in fear and shitpost or die to the user to who you opposed. Now for legal reasons I'm only going to say I will attack you if it's in a (((self-defensive))) situation. But I'm not sure if I'll be completely able to hold my composure when I see you.

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user what the hell

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nice copypasta, tough guy

get dunked on.

i'm still wondering if i hide posts, will they not come anymore? haha this is fun

stop or i'll do something

op you probs hear it often but please do consider doing us all a favor and becoming ah hero

but.
i'm not a damn superhero like superman or the flash.
sooooo, i cannot become a hero.

Ok

haha why am i getting less posts now?

good
and now i hear a slight voice "hewwo?"

and it talked to me.

Was it a normal cat uwu

yes but furry

Human are you lying to me
a furry would never act random with a damn temmie face.

shhh, you're spoiling the origin of my creation.

But it was a lil joke.

sure.... just a "lil" harmless joke... i hope you're not totally shaming it for its copycat purposes.

I-I'm not!!

How would you like it if (you're outside the dark world, and our hometown) you were called toothpaste boy for every action ya done?

Actually. I wouldn't like it. I'd get too sad...

Good, now apologize to my vanilla cat.

Okay.

*comes to the cat* I'm sowwy for huwting your feewings. uwu

*they respond* Thank chu.

Wait... is that an anime girl voice?

Yes, they learned it from watching anime. But now it has hid its anime personality to people.

Agh, this info is a bit too new to people to hear... but carry on... like, what else is it? uwu

It's a damn cat. I'm not exposing its secrets. It does have cat and human instincts though.

You just exposed one of the "secrets", human.

(I'm already f-feeling weird....)

(Well, you did want this.)

(yeah, very funny....) You know what, since you think i "exposed" secrets, then i'll tell you. Anyway... my cat is basically cute when it's alone. And yes, the cat has parents. Just not living with 'em, thankfully..... they might think he's eccentric. and i probably don't know its gender. it also does whatever the hell he wants, appropriately.

Nice... I'm gonna tell people about this.