/csg/ - Chink Shit General

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In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on AliExpress, Banggood, eBay, Gearbest, Taobao and similar sites.

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Previous thread They are 'Nakamichi' plugs aliexpress.com/item/32617900763.html
They're very popular and sold here locally with a 500% markup from what I've seen
They work really well for me

Correction: Chinese Shopping General

No

>user freeing gweilo from ayymd vs jewtel threads
based

>t. fag looking for (You)s
kys

theguardian.com/world/2019/jun/17/china-is-harvesting-organs-from-detainees-uk-tribunal-concludes Where can I buy those?

The chink sent me the wrong version of the cable 3.5mm jack instead of 2.5mm...I'm not gonna even try to contest it considering the price. (8$)

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Whut? I even open disputes for 1-2€ items when they don't arrive and I almost always get my money back.

Is it true that if I make a dispute the seller will send me a ricin letter afterwards?

I bought stocks in the titanium straw meme.
Metal heats and cools quickly, so it is either titanium or some chinkium that's unknown to the rest of mankind.

Metal definitely looks heat treated.
Came with handy cleaning straw.

Worth the investment eco friends.

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Do you guys still have a discord for quick offers and coupons?

you dumb son, i dispute $0.6 items all the time if they don't match the description.

discord.gg/yj2rjz

also, what happened with all the links to the randomizer, infographic, etc?
It has been a while since I visited these threads.

Is there a western sizing guide if I wanna buy cute clothes and cosplay stuff and it's all in asian women's sizes but you're a guy?

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your mother must think you are hilarious

yours does too, tell her i'll swing by tonight, again.

great, I'll tell her to prepare the strapon

Have delivery fees in Aliexpress increased forever? why products that had free delivery before in Europa have now around 0.6eur fee? The cheaper option is now "china post ordinary small packet plus" and the few free delivery products there are left have the new fee included in the price. Is the chinese goverment not subsidizing delivery anymore?

you joining too? ok, kinda weird seeing a mom plowing her son.

china.

no, buy silicon straws. much nicer on the teeth.
also dont have to worry about chinesium poisoning

your best bet is looking at the customer reviews, usually they'll say "My height is xxx and I got size xxx and it fits well/bad etc"
I personally got the bamboo ones a couple of weeks ago and am liking them a lot still

its because americucks and their shitty president. Try searching same product on ebay, I've noticed they still have free shipping while having same exact price as on aliexpress.

anything like this I can find and use with my phone for media control?

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Believing Chinese silicone is anything less dangerous than any chinesium.
We're all playing roulette user.

literally search bluetooth remote

anyone bought shisha from ali ? I want to diy a jack daniels bottle into, so I need an adapter, I guess. But then I'd need the mouthpiece etc.

they were outdated and shit

Nope, on ebay its even more expensive. Probably other people doing dropshipping. The golden aliexpress era is gone!

Any good link for a MiBand 4?

I got some velour earpads for my old Sennheiser HD428s in. It was a little tough getting them installed which I blame partially on the earpads maybe not being perfectly sized and partially on Sennheiser's dumb and painful system of little plastic clips to install the ear pads.

Pretty comfy though. ebay.com/itm/181916899790

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Are there any Alibaba seed sellers that are reputable

no

Chink kyubey came, looks cuter irl than in photos

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where is the cock hole?

Sorry man but you got chinked. That fabric will definitely stick if you're sweaty. You got yourself a no-brand earpads for 9bucks when there are some legits one out there that goes for 10 bucks

FUCK YANWEN!

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I want to buy HDDs and SSDs from Aliexpress. What care do I need to have? Is it worth the risk?

I never bought anything out of the country, and even at the risk of being taxed at 60%, it is still cheaper to buy from a Chinese than from a local seller.

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Don't buy chink storage. Storage is something you want to be reliable.

Even Samsung or WD drives? Do they sell fake SSDs?

Always DISPUTE

Need:
>bluetooth 5 dongle for desktop
>bluetooth 5 isolating headphones for music
>USB-C 3.1 hub
>nice waterproof digital watch with alarm clock and backlight like GShock
>LED lights for bicycle

Come, shill your chink shit for me user, I know you want to.

Don't. However buy external cases from there, Orico is best brand for that.

Buy storage locally.

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Are the 3.5 inch cases a meme or not? Can they connect with only usb or do they always need external power?

I want to buy ebook reader. What should I get?

is the chink shit randomiser not working for anyone else?

based and pissphonepilled

t. name brand shill

I won't fall for your lies, gweilo.

enjoy your mushy controller buttons, shit power factor lamps, and fake seeds

They need external power obviously.

Pocketbook, it's Ukrainian, support Ukrainian fascists in their fight against Judeo-Putinist globohomo invasion.

Hmm I'm looking to add mass storage to rpi, maybe I want to go for smaller 2.5 inch drive then.

Got picrelated Ganzo. Didnt fucked edge yet so its not bad. One thing i could change/add is botle opener
Also in the meantime bought:
-mini-vci cable for my toyota, it werks,
-leds for mentioned car,
-9Pcs Precision Screwdriver Set 1/4", bits seems to be ok, but I would not entrust them with my life,
-freon and combustible gas sensor for my Dad, they work and detect leaks properly,
-ws2812b leds and power supply for them,
-eightin "tr-808" t-shirt European/normal/non chink size, material is very good but print is a little blury

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Anyone have a katana umbrella? Was thinking of buying one, it's pretty cheap and the reviews claim they're quite sturdy and quality as an umbrella, just that the handle is a bit loose but can be fixed using glue or a screw

aliexpress.com/item/32824184348.html

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anyone got any experience with chink air conditioners?
are these small ones just meme products or actually useful? the reviews seem useless and it doesn't say what room size it can cool
gearbest.com/home-gear/pp_009839076251.html?wid=1433363

>heat treated
>t. doesn't know that you can anodise titanium with a few volts in water

t. plebbitor summerfag who thinks you greentext t.

I think it helps to differentiate between whether you're referring to the person being quoted or referring to yourself. I've seen both anyhow.
t. not a summerfag

seems kind of expensive due to incomplete.
maybe if it was bundled with THE BIGGEST FEDORA EVER it would be worth it. otherwise just buy a fake katana handle and stick it on any cheap $5 umbrella you dumbass.

or just buy the wrapping and wrap any umbrella with two pieces of wood to make it look like a nice katana handle.

aliexpress.com/item/32828715727.html
aliexpress.com/item/32769640629.html

that chinese umbrella will work twice and then never again yuck.

How shit are these cheap card knives? They look fun

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aliexpress.com/item/32848157175.html

LED lightsaber umbrella

someone explain to me how the chinks make anything cheap and plastic or super-fucking-thin metal look so good
and then you get it and its fucking garbage.
how do they make image look so good. howwww

not surprising but still pretty grim.

They use steel that can barely be called steel.

go to /cgl/ taobao thread, read up whatever info they have. ask question/request for help and just hope anyone would help you with tranny sizing.

They either trying to get more profit (by charging delivery) or save money (by giving the shittiest shipping option with yanwen)

I'm kinda in the same boat. Wanna buy used HGST 7200rpm HDD from taobao since their price is much cheaper than local.

>just hope anyone would help you with tranny sizing
most of /cgl/ will be able to help with that.

Pretty good
Use them for everything and throw them away when they get dull.

How do you know it's actually titanium?

dear friend would i lie to you?

Have any of you lads bought chinkshit camping gear? How did it go?

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>tfw chose yanwen by mistake
it's over

>posti finland changes into yanwen after ordering.

I haven't left my home for 4 years.

How can I avoid Yanwen?

>got yanwen'd
>took just two months
Bow before me.

What's a good cheap IR-camera and IR-light?
Also, I have some shitbikes and want to rice them for my amusement. Will those RGB 10W cobs melt at ~550K inside of the exhaust?

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i want a FLIR so bad.
why so expensive? magic camera lens and chip?

no

lifebook mars

By singing the song Titanium

>bluetooth 5 isolating headphones for music
>nice waterproof digital watch with alarm clock and backlight like GShock
buy non-chinkshit for this
>USB-C 3.1 hub
ugreen? orico?

> supporting dog eating communists
not in my lifetime.

correction: buying poorly made garbage from dog eating communists

They don't use normal cmos chips, because those things can only detect wavelengths shorter than about 1000nm. Since thermal infrared goes longer than 10 times that, there's no good way of using an electron/ion-based technology of any kind for receiving thermal IR. Be it a silver halide or some sort of semiconductor.
What they use instead is a pyroelectric crystal, which generates an internal electric field proportional to its temperature, which in turn is a factor of the IR radiation incident on it. Measuring this electric field requires some fairly high-impedance circuitry, to ensure that the energy sapped by this circuitry is significantly less than that imparted by the thermal radiation. Standard PIR motion sensors use this mechanism with 2 pixels to detect movement of heat sources (difference with respect to both time and space), where each pixel is perhaps 10mm^2. Since the amount of thermal radiation is proportional to area, a 20mm camera wide element that's 1000px wide will have pixels about 20µm wide, or 0.0004mm^2 in area. That's a factor of 25,000 times smaller, meaning the leakage current will need to be that much smaller too, requiring some fairly specialist electronics, and at perhaps half a million copies crammed into such a tiny area.

>implying it isn't exactly the same shit that you buy from amazon but with a higher markup slapped on it

Should I buy this shit ?

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I remember some guy was working on a new csg recommendation image did he ever finish it?

just make your own

You already do without knowing it.

Is this good for amateur film making, not sure how can I add a rhode mic and a light to this setup

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link?

aliexpress.com/item/32799665540.html

There are smartphone mic's around also LEDs that are powered either by their own battery or via the charging port

Bump
Putting LED's in my exhaust is a neccesary evil user and I need the camera to protect it from jealous neighbours.

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That's why I said it looks heat treated you dolt.

If it was anodized it would be the same color on the inside of the the tube as well.

The tube is a bronzeish color on the inside.

That's not an AC unit and it won't cool shit. It's just a tiny fan and water. You put it towards your face to get a slightly cooler feeling.

The image is of a different product (usually the original one, not the cheap chink copy).

With that even coloration? The heat-treated ones seem to have a bit of a mottled look to them, but these don't look like that at all. Perhaps it was deliberately anodised on the inside for corrosion resistance or something, perhaps by heat and then by electricity?
Never looked closely inside my straw though.