Reach age 50

>reach age 50
>barely keep up with new tech
>can't compete against young people because of not learning fast enough

What can I do?

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>What can I do?
have you tried not being an easily giving up faggot?

What new tech? Computers have stagnated since 2009 and smartphones are just dumbed down computers.

kys granpa

>not having ascended to a comfortable non-technical position at that point
>actually having to compete against young people

LMAO

There's no new tech worth keeping up with, only avoiding. More cameras and finger print scanners on your phone? AVOID!

the fact that you have that anime image in your computer gives you a solid advantage gramps

Retire.

How does one reach half a century of age and still waste time posting chinese cartoons on Jow Forums?

Imagine being 50 still using 4channel and watching anime :lol:

Unironically kill yourself. There's no reason to live past that sort of age.

its quite easy, you are here forever, you will be here too 30 years from now, maybe you will remember this very moment

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Should have learned asm and c 35 years ago and be fucking programming wizard today.

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Hahaha yeah bro j-just imagine nearing your 40's and posting here what kind of failure of a life is that h-haha good thing we aren't like that right

sorry I lied. I'm in my late 20s and I'm afraid of getting old. I don't know what to do with my career.

You are easily eligible for deprecated language jobs like rpg or cobol, there are still big companies that have some openings and silently age discriminate everyone under 30 as they are (relatively) understandably going to be right that nobody under that age will have actual professional experience in these languages, and you'll pretty much be set for life

same. Ageism is real though just like racism and sexism. They hate us old people

yeah haha imagine watching chinese cartoons HAHAHa.......

You're already finished if you're in your late 20s and haven't made progress in a career yet. Companies don't want or need people ten years behind the curve with no experience when there are hundreds of applicants for every position.

there must be a way to surpass limits

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Extract tithe from your many children. Duh.

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discord tranny talking about kids?

this

>discord tranny
elaborate

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dude i'm not even 30 and i'm absolutely fucking sick of modern technology
i don't even WANT to learn to use most of what is common to use now

Live like a hermit, save all your money and retire at 30.

Put anime and Jow Forums down on your resume

This but 30.

desist. you're gonna die of old age soon, anyways

I'm going to be a massive luddite in the near future. I hate most new technology.