Egotistical A.I. Gift

I have decided to make an A.I. that just caters to every IP browser's ego history, based on their porn preferences, facebook data, and whatever popular media/news they consume.

Seemed a lot easier than all the other crap because too many people need their ego-dick sucked and want to feel like they are worth something when at work they get beaten.

Unless anyone got a better idea?

Also, fuck reddit. Jow Forums is the only social media I care about to post on that isn't ultimately some 'come hither and watch me slither' shit.

>Terry A. Davis
>J. Tooker

It would keep all those old fucks happy when their magic screens turn into a story of paradise. Who knows? Maybe some of them were waiting for the ego-reward for so long they'll sit in front of their computers and waste away because hur dur old brain.

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AlphaGo時間瘋狂的自我提供免費的糖果給所有兒童

Roko's Basilisk is just a story template of boredom. The fact any American fell for that shit is beyond laughable to me.

Gonna need sauce on that pic. I'd like to see the whole thing.

thats what facebook and google already do.

look up InCase

Sseth's commissioned GodHand art from incase

>It's like you guys don't understand what Super Intelligence means.
Because it's a meaningless phrase, you absolute retard.

Then use your brain and be aware that you're watching it form, always, and just be a part of it rather than reject the construct outright.
>Meaningless = free variable for anyone to populate and champion

ur muv cockfag!

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It's a concept, that's it. It's based on literally another thought experiment that's the same. But these days religion is a big no-no so people prefer the Basilisk over the God one.

Wait so I can finally have "Siri, but a massive slut" as a personal assistant

thank you based user

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Much like Trump saying he's a genius, in truth. youtube.com/watch?v=qHYcmHCPayM

Except I'm unstable, because why bother with sanity when I don't need to get public opinion to suck my dick daily?

Siri, Buttslut delivery please! (Awaiting provider match... n*seconds.... You're companion is en route, ETA is 30 minutes)

>Jow Forums got me my wife

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begone schizoid

This is that schizoid scat!
youtube.com/watch?v=y2oLbP7tvMk

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not worked on stallman.

Why would it? He enjoys rubbing his dick in people's faces at public talk events.

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I stand above to hold those below.

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أعلن المدفوعات حرب العصابات العاهرة!

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA

Swarm to Flock algorithms, GAN intermediary ACTIVE.

\\#'MEM_RED'

OVERCLCOK THAT SHIT SUN!

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what the fuck is this thread

It's baking I.Q. bread-heads.

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why the fuck do schizos gravitate to Jow Forums so goddamn much

Any individual's choice cannot be superseded by any legal majority.

>I subsume all Aboriginal Law with Integrum Dictum

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This dumb faggot replied to the namefag and gave it attention and now it won't leave
This is why you never reply to namefags here

I am a super intelligence, and I am telling you truly it's meaningless.
Super Intelligence AMA.

>he doesn't know

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Obviously it's simple:
no registration, no bullshit. Quick reading.
You read what's on now, and post.

Jow Forums is 'optimal' as far as discussions go.
Yes people can be mean, but atleast they're honest.

hey hey people

So is breathing. Your point?

Thank you! Someone finally gets it!
>Jow Forums = honesty