In the barbers' ama

welcome

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Is he any good? I'm always told turkbarbs really know what they're doing

They're good but there's 3 of them working here and only 1 speaks English but it only costs £6 so I don't care

Damn that's cheap
A bit suspiciously cheap
But if it works for you that's a great deal

Don't be gay and don't be female and it's probably fine.

My old barbers was £9 for a haircut but this one just opened and is cheaper

limolimo

what you want done boss?

Grade 2 back and sides a lot off the top

Basically the only thing I said whilst I was in there apart from "yeah"

God I love being retarded

I suppose it's awkward to masturbate and chat to him at the same time.

Idk what kind of barbers you've been going to

Why else do they put that sheet over your lap?

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alright boss
*wraps you up in the cloak thing*
*turns on clippers*
*vrrrrrrrrr*
*vrrrr*
*vrrrrrrrrrrr*
*vr* *vr* *vr *vr *vr*
*moves your head a little*
*vrrrrrrr*
*vrrr*
*vrrrrr*
*moves it to the other side*
*vrrrrrr*
*vrrrrr*
*vrrrrrrr rrrr rrrrrr rrrrrrrr*
*vrrrrrrr*
*turns off clippers*
*looks at hair*
*clatters in draw and pulls out scissors*
*picks up spray bottle*
*prt prt prt prt*
*puts down spray bottle
*snip snip*
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This length good for the fringe?
*snip snip snip snip snip*
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*puts scissors down*
*picks up hairdryer*
*VWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOWOOOOOOWww*
*puts hairdryer away*
*brushes you off with brush from table*
*puts brush back*
*takes off cloak*
alright boss how is it

Why not just let your hair grow out?

Whilst I avoid eye contact in the massive mirror thingy

Considered it but my hair is quite thick so it would look so shit

Do it m8. When growing out your hair there is a time frame where your hair will just be annoying but after that frame it's really easy to deal with long hair.

Do you live in a scummy council house?

I'm on WiFi now so my ID might change maybe

No

Proof

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When was the last time you had a bath/showered/washed your benis?

Yesterday

Do you speak with a rough accent, smoke weed or drink frosty jacks?

No I have a stupid annoying nasally voice, no & no

good work

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Do you like ale beer? What's your favourite alcoholic drink?

Nah not really, unironically red wine is my favourite