What's your typical day of work like, Jow Forums

What's your typical day of work like, Jow Forums

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I click on some buttons and make sure shit doesn't go wrong.

Last week, I took a monster shit in the office bathroom, while also browsing the Instagram of my boss' daughter.

Based.

Not a bad life desu. Wakes up whenever she wants and writes a few lines of code and post it on Insta.

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why is her ass up so high

JS
more JS
more JS
a brickton of CSS
hobby project C++
fuck it's 3am already

Are you me?

>posting a screenshot of launchctl on instagram
>muh code

based

coding in the kitchen

for some reason i want to fuck her.....

They can only work in the kitchen

lol what the fuck is that

At least she knows her place is in the kitchen

Have you dumbasses noticed something?

It's always a non-white person or a female making these videos.

I wonder why?

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that's too high level, pic is ls -la

shitpost and go on an obscene amount of smoke "breaks" until something catches fire
can't complain

You're just salty because your instagram game is weak

Why do people give these women attention?
They live empty lives and will most likely commit suicide by age 37

Cope. Her mental and physical health is way better than yours.

I'm fine
Can you tell me why you give women like this money?

It's nice seeing them happy and it doesn't really hurt me financially.

>wake up ~8pm
>make some coffee/food
>sit on computer for the next 16 hours
>go to sleep between 11am and 2pm
>repeat

I don't know what I'm doing with my life

Neet or ieet

I work in a plant hauling mail all day

What do you make for breakfast? I always find myself getting to the coffee bit and then realizing that I have to GTFO. I need to start making time to make myself an egg and toast or something.

Have you ever been in a relationship before?
Also would your parents approve of this?

nice

I have never worked a day in my life.

Holy shit are you me?

i'll let you know

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Reminds me of the time I fucked my boss’s niece.

what the fuck is her problem?

This picture makes me mad
>so productive!
>emails and meetings are hard!
>two IDE's open with something like 40 lines of code
I'm pretty sure a non diversity-hire woman would have way more shit to do.

re: What's your typical day of work like, Jow Forums
it's rather boring but it's what I like to do so it's what I do.
-Rob

Holy shit! Do girls dress like that in burger offices? Jesus.

>Go to work
>get a cup of coffee
>go to co-workers that are already here
>have some banter, call them faggots and not white
>Go to PC
>do some CAD work with a few coffeebreaks and a lunch break
>walk a round through the company and banter around with all other colleagues
>have after work beer with co-workers
>walk or drive home slightly drunk

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Not him, but either grits or oats. You gotta wake up a little earlier, but if you toss some hog jowls or sausage with a couple eggs into a bowl of quick grits (NOT instant) and add butter, salt, pepper, garlic powder, and a dash of hot sauce, you've got some good shit that will keep you going until like 1.
If I do oatmeal, it's quicker. just nuke 'em and add a little peanut butter and jam/preserves/a banana.
's good shit, фaм

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I usually dont care about this shit, just roasties being roasties, but there is no fucking code in those files. Like wtf. How has she been productive if theres nothing to show for it?

Yes, open relationships actually, which require even more maturity.
My parents don't need to approve my adult decisions.

I live in canada, and yes some girls dress very inappropriately. Like short shorts. No one says anything because of fear of repercussions

Wake up
Drive to work
Read my emails
Get something to eat from the office kitchen
Attend the daily standup
Do some coding or whatever needs to be done
Go grab a few beers and something to eat during the lunch break with coworkers
Get back and do some more work
Play some PS4 or table tennis and eat snacks
Maybe do a bit more work if i have some left for the day
Usually fuck off whenever I'm done, typically around 5

>wake up whenever I want
>check some emails
>make some phone calls if needed
>do what I want for the rest of the day

I used to be an IT boy for this rich Russian, then he made me his PA, after a year and a half I married his daughter and now I essentially don't work, very comfortably just overseeing some of the family businesses.
Lmao at peasant life jesus christ I can't believe what a dirt eating life I used to live.

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Spreadsheets, my whole life revolves around spreadsheets.

What about professionalism?

What about not being a creep?

Based

Why do women pretend to code?

>tfw no wagie bf to eat out the pussy daddy bought me

Wipe the ass of old people with dementia

>Yes, open relationships actually, which require even more maturity.
>letting your girlfriend get ploughed by Chad and Jamal doesn't make a disgusting, grovelling worm, it actually means I'm a mature individual
Imagine being this delusional.

Remarkable.

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Jealousy is a disease of the penurious.

You're just a nigger with a dictionary

You're just a nigger.

What kind of a retard puts their setup in the kitchen?

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Based

It's a workplace, not a brothel or a bedroom.

"Okay, big breath and hold"
>press xray button
"Great job"

$70k/year

Tell that to all the creepy males who cant help but sexualise everything their eyes fall upon.

>1.89 mb for a screenshot
State of /g

Secuality can't be separated from humans, it's a big part of them. It's serious cope. Either way, dress codes are a thing for everyone.

I prevent cross-site scripting, I monitor for DDoS attacks, emergency database rollbacks, and faulty transaction handlings. The Internet heard of it? Transfers half a petabyte of data every minute. Do you have any idea how that happens? All those YouPorn ones and zeroes streaming directly to your shitty, little smart phone day after day? Every dipshit who shits his pants if he can't get the new dubstep Skrillex remix in under 12 seconds? It's not magic, it's talent and sweat. People like me, ensuring your packets get delivered, un-sniffed. So what do I do? I make sure that one bad config on one key component doesn't bankrupt the entire fucking company. That's what the fuck I do.

That’s where a woman belongs.

imagine quoting a fictional character from reddit's favorite show and trying to pass as your own

>Arrive 9am
>First things first, coffee
>Check email and calendar
>Time for daily if any
>Time to refill that coffee
>Time to code
>Lunch
>More coffee
>More code
>Leave 5pm

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wow you are such a rebel

>Jow Forums
>work
Pick one.

same. i browse Jow Forums most of the time, though. just run regression tests and let devs know if anything's broken.

hamal's the penurious whos plunging your wife retard

Are you literally me? Based schizo.

Like clockwork

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>wake up at 7:30
>start studying at 8:00
>study for 8 hours, not counting breaks and the ocasional shitpost
>work out
>watch some old TV show
>read
>sleep

I'm 30 and I don't even know how I haven't lost my shit yet.

The
>"when your camera focuses on your code & not you"
>blatantly posing to the camera
>while at the same time showing off muh coding setup
part triggers me more.

>even has some watch on her even though she's home (which probably is supposed to be fashionable or something but I don't give a shit about that so I don't really know)
No, really, I'm terrified. I'm terrified there are people making a living out of attention whoring. Then I see some SJWs trying to ruin open source projects and I can't help but wonder if we need another Hitler.

Why do you study for 8 hours? Are you neet?

Generally first thing i do is answering phone calls because without fail, a dozen people forget their passwords.

oh no no no

I'm even more terrified to see just how well our society can work with so many dysfunctional/completely useless members in it, worse: just how much money can these freaks generate.

Look at that whore: youtube.com/watch?v=UK2000bGHio
Are you telling me that she's seriously adding any kind of value to the codebase?

You can't be neet and study at the same time.

what is wrong with this?

>t. shitting out C++ code from my kitchen

I can even roll out on my armchair to the fridge and take a pepsi out of it. u mad?

In Wednesdays we kode

>Look at that whore: youtube.com/watch?v=UK2000bGHio
Fuck. I thought I'd give it a chance because she didn't look like instagram thot. The cringe overwhelmed me in the first 3 seconds. Then the music started going. And then SHE FUCKING STARTED EATING IN FRONT OF A WORK COMPUTER LEARN SOME MANNERS FOR FUCKS SAKE. Also
>eating/drinking is apparently like half the working time

>Are you telling me that she's seriously adding any kind of value to the codebase?
I want to believe.

fuck, i want to be a neet so bad but i like to study too, what to do user?

reports
project management
interviewing for new staff
managing team
amending procedures
i have no idea how i got this job
i turned up as a temp doing data entry to fill gap in cv and after a few weeks they made me team leader
i look over at the team just doing basic grunt work and im jealous

those coding thots generate a lot of value for the projects, attracting incel coding autists into them. the corporations knows.

So where is the part when they like you know code?

8am, go into the garden, make sure the garden has been watered sufficiently, make sure the new lawn is well watered. Shake the apple tree if there are any squirrels or parakeets in the tree stealing the apples.
8:30: feed the cat, go and have a shave, a shit, and a shower.
9:00 sit near computer in my home office waziting for remote assistance calls to come in
If none are in check invoice list, ensure that there are no invoices I sent out that need to be paid
10:00 remote into a couple of companies servers and perform daily maintenance tasks
By 11am I have probably taken 2 or three support questions
13:00: have lunch go wander around the garden again
cut some timber ready to make some garden furniture at the weekend, sip half a bottle of wine
14:00 usually get a call or two asking me to go to their offices sometime in the next week to setup something or other
15:00 if i'm not out at one of the companies I do tech support for, fixing up a server or doing some shit or other to hardware
then I am either doing remote admin or tech support
16:00 ensure all the companies that use my services have had no problems with the daily or weekly backups
17:00 start cooking dinner for the family
18:00 crack open a bottle of wine and eat dinner
19:00 watch startrek or play STO or go on Jow Forums etc
2100 : watch some TV
2200 watch a film
00:00 make sure all the servers are running at all the companies
01:00 go to bed

Wagie cumbrains, think shitting at work and sexual sin (St. Alponsus equated to dung by the way) is somehow an act of control when its the complete opposite.

Your posessiveness is viscous as hell. Do you really think we would meddle with you freaks?

Comfy

>6:30am fire up pc and eat shitpost

>7:40am get to work

>8:40am at work, pet the cat at my office say hi to my colleagues drink some coffee

>9:00 Sit down and work, have to program backend server together with Atmega chips and some frontend React stuff as a UI

>12:00am Eat some stuff, take a quick smoke here and there from here cause i have to think

>3:00pm Sometimes my boss walks in and asks how the project is going, maybe a meeting once week

>5:00pm Turn off server and IDE say farewell

>6:pm Get home shitpost or study whatever i need for my work

>7:00 pm eat shower see some movie series or docu

>12:30pm got to sleep

I can't sleep less than 8 hours, 3 weeks of 7 hours had me black eyed zombied. How do you do it?

Enjoy being a slave for your "wife" and her father. Remember, Russians have no love for Amerimutts like you.

To be honest I used to work a 3 shift system at a large corporation in the mainframe operations centre. After a few years I just couldnt sleep between midnight and 6am. It really messed up my sleep patterns. Sometimes I sleep at 10 and wake at 4am, other times I sleep at 8 and wake at 12 then sleep again at 4am and wake at 8. My sleep patterns are chaotic and have been ever since I did a three shift system of 1 week doing 8am till 4pm the next week 4pm till midnight then the week after midnight to 8am and so on, for about 3 years. It ruined my sleep patterns forever

I'm not American, and we are not in America. But I can confirm, we both find Americans and America disgusting.

Dropped my shitty job and I'm learning web development.
Studying is easy due to little distractions since I no longer que enjoy pretty much anything.

you mean you actually believe when tyrone is cumming inside your wife he's thinking about how liberal and how good its your relationship with your concubine? no dude, he's just enjoying fucking your wife, he doesnt care about you, but as long as he keeps you happy he'll keep fucking your wife for free.

no matter what you think and how condescending you try to be the only one losing in that kind of relationships is you

I don't believe anything, and I don't understand your obsession with niggers or your clingy nature.

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- wake up at 9:30-9:45 am usually
- walk in at 10ish am since I live next door
- do some work until 11:30ish, get lunch with coworkers
- get back sometime around 12-1pm
- quick little online meetup with team at 1:30pm
- do work until about 4:50ish pm
- leave

most fridays I just take off at 2-3pm because fuck it, why not

Same