How do I protect my kid?

Well you can tell her that you installed it. The point isn't to creep on her, but to prevent bad things from happening.

fuck you, i got my internet connection at 10y and being my parents tech illiterate normies i was browsing the most awful things you can imagine and i'm here without being kidnapped or extorted for nudes, even if people tried at some point. just teach to your child to be smart and dont for fucking sake give any way to spend money online. the nature will do its course.

I'd try asking some kind of christian fundamentalist parenting forum. They probably know more about this than anyone.

As a male, you were never really at risk of getting extorted for nudes anyway...

Use Google's/android's family feature

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The best way to get your child to do something is to tell them not to do something and block them from accessing it.

This is literally the reason I ever learned Linux in the first place, because my parents installed parental control on my PC, but then installed a linux distro as a way to circumvent the block.

children aren't stupid, don't block her access, just explain to her basic security principles

Root the phone.
Install a hosts file blocking all social media sites and porn.
Remove the google apps.
Remove the package installer apk so that you can only install shit through adb.
Unroot the phone.

Alternatively, Android comes with parental controls. You can easily set it up.

A tiny GPS device costs less than 20$ and only needs to be charged once a week. Just put it in her shoes. A kidnapper always gets rid of electronics first.

implant a chip in her neck

post her number here so we can personally verify the system's security

just get her chipped also this ask the mormons

>As a male, you were never really at risk of getting extorted for nudes anyway...
Except there's just as many gay pedophiles as straight pedophiles. His point is that it's stupid to worry about bullshit that only happens to 0.00001% of people, and that you can protect your children better through free and open discourse than by dictating what they can and cannot do with devices that are nominally theirs.

Have you considered that it is better to let her learn how to avoid creeps?

Except not avoiding creeps for too long can lead to very very badly timed pregnancy.
And creeps can make themselves look really good and convince her that the creeps are right and her parents are wrong.

Shes just gonna grow up to get fucked by strangers repeatedly anyways. Encourage her, and get it over with.

integrate a GPS tracker into her choker
some poo-in-loo asked me for nudes over facebook when I was 11.

me and friends sent him fully clothed pics with household items vaguely shaped like dicks.

women are pretty fucking stupid so i can see how this is a concern for OP

>to make sure no creeps call her

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I've been looking at this too. The idea I came up with is to get an iPhone, use a profile to force vpn, run a vpn at home with pihole and blacklist domains at vpn level. I already vpn my phone traffic through the house so won't be too hard to do another. Only reason I picked an iPhone is because a kid without a mac will have more trouble disabling an always-on vpn on an iPhone than they would on android.

tie me pedophile down, sport

>bullshit that only happens to 0.00001% of people
Have you heard of the metoo movement?

So exactly how many women came out and said "I got extorted for nudes when I was 10 #metoo"? And then how many women are there living in the first world? And when you divide the one by the other, do you end up with significantly more than 0.00001%?

Sounds like a repressive religious group like the Mormon Church or Jehovah's Witness would be right up your alley.

>Convicted of having sex with 15 year olds
>In the UK, where the AOC is 16
>Clearly he's at an elementary school to creep on six year olds

You never know what goes on in the minds of these dangerous criminals. Elliot Rodger hated (attractive) women and originally wanted to shoot up a sorority house. But when that plan failed, he indiscriminately attacked and/or killed random people in town regardless of gender, attractiveness, looks, etc.

>With a dumb phone, I wouldn't be able to track her down if she gets kidnapped or anything
With a dumb phone, she won't be staring at the screen 24/7, her head will be up, she will be more aware of her surroundings, and she will see the kidnappers coming and escape long before they get to her.

"A hospital paediatrician has hit out at vandals who forced her to flee her home after apparently taking her job title to mean she was a paedophile."

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/901723.stm

>"It is just unbelievable. It is terrible that people think that they have the right to vandalise your property like this no matter what you have done."

I can't believe she defends pedos like that

I presume you mean "at the time" since Roger's 141 page manifesto is out there on the internet for all to see.

> Elliot Rodger hated (attractive) women

No, deep down he hated himself for not being able to attain them. Hating them was just projection.

>How do you keep YOUR child safe?

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on /v/ apparently

>Comparing a deranged lunatic who wrote an essay about why he should be allowed to rape women before going on a killing spree and ultimately committing suicide to a quirky kids show host who once had sex with a girl a couple of months before she reached the arbitrary age at which the government says she can get dicked, way back in the 80s

The absolute state of bongs.

Dumb Phone and one of those chink gps trackers

iphone guided access should do the trick

>I'm here
That's the problem

Get them an old iPhone, 4 or 4s. They won’t be able to do much there.

Even dumbphones have GPS in them now you utter retard. But maybe try NOT tracking their every move. Being under surveillance constantly is not healthy.

>I want to buy a phone for my child
You don't. At least not smartphone. Get something like Nokia banana phone if you need call capabilities to communicate with your kids.

>How do you keep YOUR child safe?
Not a good place to ask this question tbqh considering the pedos lurking here.

>t. Typical feminist bitch

>In the UK, where the AOC is 16
>Thinking that AOC means pedofags can around preying on teens.

>I wouldn't be able to track her down
chip her when she sleeps

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I'd say the risk is high for little girls and boys but def less for guys when we're older. Like how there's news about nude leaks for popular guys on the internet but the damage usually not as bad/negative like when it happened to girls. Not having microdick helps too.

>How do I protect my kid?
Don't have one, filthy natalist

Give me her number

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fpbp
I may sound like a boomer, but I wouldn't give a kid under 16 have a smart phone. Bad idea.

Teach your kid how to say "fuck off".

Phone for your child should have one exact purpose - being able to contact you and vice versa. Internet exposure should be moderated in person until you know they are mature enough to decide right from wrong and have critical judgement skills.

Buy them a dumb phone.

>How do I protect my kid?
Don't get her a phone in the first place.

she will be the one calling creeps and actively seeking them out, this is how young girls work im sorry

and if you use parental controls she will just feel extra rebellious and excited when she manages to find a 30 year old dick to suck on

Why won't bongs just admit that they're all pedophiles?

being overly protective will fuck her up in the long run
don't do that

Women are for pawning off to creeps. The most you can hope for as a father is that she won't fuck a nigger.

Nigger how do you think people fared before smartphones? Stop being a retard and be an actual parent for once.

That's true, back then children would simply get kidnapped and then be gone forever. Truly, we should go back to the olden days

fyi if you're actually preventing your child from using phone freely to dial and receive any calls they want, you're putting then in actual danger. also, you're fucked up in head
explain thoroughly not to pick up unknown numbers and have reasonable doubt

VPN/host files to block Jow Forums and maybe some other sites that will make your kid retarded. Not like most kid go beyond Facebook nowadays.

Actually, seems to me that asking pedos on how to keep your child safe from pedos means you're getting the best advice you can get

>t. Retard
Do you have any idea how many little boys are subject to molestation/rape?

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Fewer than girls

OP, for real, the best thing you can do is to trust your kid. She's going to make dumb decisions with or without your firewall, because she'll send nudes to some boy at her school because she thinks he's "the one" but he'll be a little shit and share them around with his friends or something else just as fucking stupid that she'll regret. Social media is the one that needs to be stopped so she can't embarrass herself there, but you'd be like one of those crazy parents and she'll turn into a fucking Amish-looking girl with no social skills and everyone will bully the shit out of her.
What you need to do, is teach her that nobody online can hurt her through the internet, they can't come to your house, they can't hurt you and that you'll never snap at her for something dumb that got out of hand.
Teach her that she can trust you if things get serious and so if someone threatens to send her nudes to you or her mom, you're the first one she comes to talk to and she knows that you're on her side.
Your best bet is to make sure she knows that she can trust in you and that you won't fly off the handle or blame her. Let her know that she can trust you to help her and be on her side when some little shit threatens her.

tell her about the dangers
let her learn from her mistakes

this will build trust between you and child

Get Nokia 8110 4G and put gerdaOS

ya gna get hormones
n wna fuk
n bois iz wna fuk u!
nd ur gna fuk em
cuz ur fukn cunt

How about you stop letting the botnet take care of your child and do it yourself like a fucking parent is supposed to?

Parenting is hard.

Maybe instead of micromanaging your daughters life you should have taught her more about being safe and responsible, especially in particularly dangerous pitfalls of adulthood like sexual activity. Maybe instead being concerned with her perception of you or 'creeps' you should have actually been a person worth coming to for wisdom and security. Oh well that takes real hard life changes and effort lmao. OP is a bad parent and will in all likelihood continue to be one. Thanks for making it that much easier for ne to fuck your insecure daughter later on in life!

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Imagine having children.

Good advise for the most part but
People can absolutely hurt you over the internet and its not a fucking joke. Deep fakes, identity theft, malware, and phishing are getting very good, so minimizing your online presence in key. Saftly browse and look all you want but don't put yourself out there.

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>deepfakes
as if you could not simply not put your snout.
>identity theft, malware and phising
enjoy clicking every now and then.

>as if you could not simply not put your snout.
>enjoy clicking every now and then.
What the fuck are you even trying to say user? I can't understand you.

Fucking this. Also, why the fuck your kid needs a phone? Apart from telling you that she forgot the keys she won't call you anytime. And if you are afraid about her whereabouts, GPS pendant maybe?

source?

Then why the fuck did you breed if you're not willing to take care of your fucking offspring?

Have sex, incel. It's always hilarious when virgins try to chime in on what it means to be a good parent, when you can't even get a girlfriend.

I'd rather be a permavirgin than an insecure faggot and a shitty parent like you

I'd imagine that pedophiles check for phones, chief.

>implying
I just know enough to use a rubber. Sorry for your lack of foresight op. Enjoy the fruits of your loins ;^)

>tfw visit somewhat lower-middle-class family member and see my his 4 y/o constantly agitated kid surrounded by 3 or 4 screens / audio sources (tv, laptop, couple of shitdroid devices) playing random zelda-spiderman sort of garbage all day and probably numbing his attention span and dopamine receptors to shit

your parents had a point when they didn't let you play SEGA for more than an hour. it's probably not a coincidence why kids who could play sonic 12h/day have weird fetishes.

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It's good you want to take the initiative to prevent your child from becoming a degenerate and keep them safe.

Problem is, you're probably part of only 50% of parents who are willing to properly guard their child from the internet.

Guaranteed, even though your childs phone will be filtered, half their friends phones wont.

The old saying...it just takes one bad apple to spoil the bunch.

You're better of just home schooling your kid.

>buy a phone for my child

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>Truly, we should go back to the olden days
No, thanks buddy. The pedophiles of yesteryear had to survive by actually going outside to catch kids in the elements which back in my day exposed them to many hazard and required them to walk barefoot in the snow both ways for miles up hilly terrain and was extremely barbaric.
These days pedophiles have the modern convenience of just asking the kid directly to come over to the van down by the river from the safety and convenience of their own couch.
The modern world is truly amazing.

The state will do that for me ;)
t. roasty

By not having sex.

>141 page manifesto
That's too long to read. Could you give me a quick rundown?

It's been so long since i read it, so i'll tell you the stuff i remember
>Elliot's father is ugly, married a Malaysian roastie, and has grand delusions of being a "film" maker
>Elliot is born in England, but moves to California because the aforementioned father thinks he can make better films there
>Elliot is half-Asian half-white and has weird parents and isn't as rich as the other rich kids in the rich Californian school, so nobody at school likes him
>he somehow thinks this problem can be fixed by dyeing his hair blond
>it can't
>fast forward to his teenage years
>plays world of warcraft all day every day
>gets bullied at school
>wants to switch to an all-boys school (can't remember if he did though)
>ends up attending some sort of homeschooling lessons
>plays WoW, never asks a girl out, etc.
>his sister gets sex from her boyfriend while elliot listens to them through the door
>BTW his father re-married, so elliot's new mom is some Morrocan roastie who hates Elliot and wants him to get a job and move out, or something
>eventually he gets into college
>he attends a class and he sees some girl was sitting next to her boyfriend
>he drops the class because of this
>never really attends any classes or takes exams or anything
>one time he says hi to a girl, but she ignores him, and he starts crying
>makes cringey youtube videos with his BMW, his vanilla lattes, and his iPhones
>stabs his room mates with a knife and goes on a killing spree