Lol why does Jow Forums pretend that they go to Church every Sunday and they meet with loads of based chads and 10/10...

lol why does Jow Forums pretend that they go to Church every Sunday and they meet with loads of based chads and 10/10 traditional women.
In reality most people who go to Church are a bunch of simpletons, or the types who go on those day trips on a bus, with a bunch of spastics, cat ladies, old frumpy women and hippy liberals lol.
I went for a whole year last year and during the singing some woman in her mind 50's was running around the Church with a flag, dancing like a retard, waving it about.

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the slut of bant

oi u wanna av a shag m8 xdddd

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shut up whore

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you're not wrong

It means you need to become a cute girl

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Not an argument. I believe in God but the people who attend Church are an absolute joke. One time this guy touched my shoulder at Church and said "I feel Christ is running through you, the spirit of Christ loves you".
They just a bunch of eccentric weirdos. Another person touched my head and said "My hands are getting warm, Christ is inside you, and he loves you, oh amen".
Well no shit, of course your hand is going to be warm from touching my head.
Someone in Church once told me that God helped him quit smoking in a day, apparently he prayed to God and he stopped smoking with in a few hours. I thought what a load of bollocks.

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Of course your church is filled with degenerate faggots i mean most of your country's population is degenerate faggots so it makes sense

Sounds like something a whore would say

I wouldn't say they're degenerates, just eccentric, frumpy, fat, ugly. One time we did have a literal spastic at the back of the Church who was making demonic screeching noises every ten seconds. Honestly I'm not joking.

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Take the pill user!

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imagine being christian lmao
synagogues > churches

There must be something wrong with your church. I only went to chutes a few time's and ever one was respectful and quite

You must go to one of the looney protestant churches.
please, go to either a catholic church or baste episcopal church

It was a Church of England Church

You can go to church as an adult? I thought it was just a place primary schoolers go once a year for some singing and children's stories.

>Going to a nu-pagan church

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atheists are fauna

Someone said to me in Church "Whatever God tells you to do, you must do it". I questioned him on this matter and asked, what if someone is mentally ill and hears a voice telling him they're God and they must commit evil doings. Lol he wouldn't even answer my question, I think I remember him just saying "Listen to God" and changed the subject.
They sure don't like thinking outside the box.

Well, listen to the man.

Does that mean religious people are flora?

the right side 100% looks like schizophrenics on crack

Haven't been to church in like 7 years, back then it was all old people and a few religious families. In 15 years half of our churches will be closed or demolished.