What's the worst programming language? Asking for a friend

What's the worst programming language? Asking for a friend.

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Rust

Everyone hates javascript, from users to developers.

The one that will make you no money.

php

Java

Your favourite one.

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List, scheme and any other language that insists on having braces around every god damn expression.

you realize every language has braces just that the function name is inside with lisp . and for good reason

Except in practice no-one extends or uses shitty languages. C, and it's syntax-related languages poo all over the AST represented in code shit every day of the year.

Tie between Python and c++

This,

Java is truly the ebonics of programming languages.

cry more wagie

Which language will make me the most money?

it's clear that you don't know what you're talking about

mandarin

How hard is it to learn mandarin?

JavaScript

Java is a piece of insecure shit and python is slooowww

Every last garbage collected language.

Horse shit

Cry more unemployed basement dwelling bum

t. gamedev

5 hard

good one, wagie. meanwhile i'll be comfy playing games and living off your precious tax money

The ones that are still widely used yet hated are:
Javascript
C++
COBOL

The discord tranny language. You know the one.

Isn't that the wrong kind of graph? Shouldn't he be using a bar chart or something or am I retarded?

Alright, i'm gonna grind out downtown for an extra 1 hard to exhange since I only have 4 hard right now.
Thanks chief.

Perl6.
PS: my 2MB 1486658041561.gif got corrupted, I'd be grateful if someone could post it.

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Rustranny
Pycuck
Javajeet

C++ is just shitty bastardized C and the fact that it got so popular is proof that this industry is a joke

haskell?

js, then python

Learn radicals and canjie input, don't attempt to learn handwriting.
Spoken isn't too hard once you develop an ear for it, but everything in Chinese requires lots of repetition because it's all so fucking weird.
Grammar: what grammar? Easiest syntax of any language.

Explain why. And don't say it's verbose unless you provide some examples.

>2019
>Paying taxes
No intelligent man pays over $100 in tax a year

MUMPS is probably a good contender.

L3

teach me how

Rust comes close but I think javascript is even worse.

WHY IS THERE WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER ON A FUCKING MAC

never question jim keller

Python is not even a programming language and c++ is based. Fuck off.

hands down Javascript. It's like malware that embeds itself into places it shouldn't be, it teaches people all the bad programming practices and we have a whole generation of dumber devs than before.

> I can't get my hello world rust program to compile
> WORST. PROGRAMMING. LANGUAGE. EVER

seething trannie

Go

>Usagi
That's fucking BULLSHIT. We ALL know Tsukino cannot for the life of it use computers. EVEN 20 years alter.

eff pee bee pee
any language with a faggot mascot is bound to be shit

well said

is that the best you got?

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How so

yup
he is a retarded boomer

>maybe if I only talk in memes it wont be that obvious that im a newfag
go back

C, it's obsolete shit responsible for creating security holes in software every year