Humour thread, am i right fellow programmer xD?

that fucking get

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The truth tends to show itself in the most cryptic yet open in plain sight kind of ways

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they figured that you can write anything there since nobody reads them
/thread

>iToddler

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Is Discord worse than Tumblr at this point?
Who remembers Jow Forums/Reddit/Tumblr/FunnyJunk/9gag? Now it's Jow Forums/Reddit/Tumblr/Discord/Instagram

God is dead.

Have they considered fixing the bug where video sent from a mobile client freezes up after about 30 seconds, making video chat basically unusable?

>discord
Trannies
gamer cucks (bing bing wahoo!)
Reddit
Patreon whores
Doxing
>telegram / threema
Secure - used by terrorists worldwide
Never ending supply of free software and beheading videos
Lightweight
Media sync
Talk to arabs and Chinese and russians

>>Who remembers Jow Forums/Reddit/Tumblr/FunnyJunk/9gag?
no one, you must be really old user

>tfw in my youth Jow Forums was so obscure I talked about it with my mother who had no idea even how to use an internet browser
>didn’t even know what funnyjunk is, much less tumblr or reddit or Instagram since I didn’t have a smart phone
>will never go back to the era of no phone faggots
Posted from my iPhone

>wasting quints on that shit

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CHECKED

>CPU and network usage is about the same regardless of server size (whether a hundred people or a hundred-thousand people).

Tumblr app patchnotes are far worse than discord. atleast discord tells you what was fixed or added

>Guys we made a solution to Skype aka "I can't join the call" aka "Drag me to the call" aka "The call just randomly dropped" aka "Why are the ads serving me literal malware"!
>Let's make it more user friendly to combat the absolute braindead chumps that won't use Teamspeak or Mumble or whatever flavor of the month bullshit Jow Forums tries to shill like Tox!
>Oh... people hate our program because we made the patch notes something other than fucking "le bug fixes and improvements xD"?
Yeah, no, go fuck yourself OP

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Found the faggot writing Discords patch notes.

Pic related is all I need

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>alternative to skype
Zoom?

Deal with it.

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more like
>users dont like our program because it literally mines data and our trust and saftey team is so incompetent/has literal pedo furries on the team

Hulu's mobile app had shitty jokes about squashing bugs not too long ago. They've seemed to calmed down with the humor and maybe realized they should stop doing it. You could definitely tell it was women coming up with this shit.

>has literal pedo furries on the team
So does Discord. You just traded one set of pedo furries for another.

He was talking about Discord.

I started off with MSN and AIM which surprisingly had none of those faggot issues. Only thing I had to worry about then was having some retard send you MSN winks that would Alt+Tab whatever game you were playing. Made me lose several games of Brood War.

Do you all not see the sign of the bull in the top right? Crypto is going to moon due to this post.

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You act like Jow Forums isn't the same.

DO I FIT IN NOW G LOOK I'M ONE OF YOU XDD
>OP managing to be as cringe as the OP

enhance my dick

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What the fuck does that mean? Does it crash the app? Fuck discord anyways.

>please listen to this song
Good god that's pathetic, that's the sort of cringy shit a 12 year old would do

Holy shit those are real

Let it be so.

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