>The official gay-scale, from least to most:
Liking females, normally
Likes to be sub to female
Likes Futa
Likes Traps
Likes to be pegged
Bisexual
Literally gay
The official gay-scale, from least to most:
Andrew Adams
Ethan Howard
futa?
Oliver Reyes
Russians never get past the third last one
Jayden Taylor
You forgot the ultimate form of heterosexuality. Raping lesbians.
Women are always a little bit gay, since they like guys and that's kinda gay. Raping lesbians is peak straight.
Kayden Torres
can you split literally gay into likes cute guys and likes bears and shit
i don't want to be maximum gay
Mason Hill
Yeah actually I just went ahead and fixed the whole chart for you
Raping lesbians
Liking females, normally
Likes Traps
Bisexual
Likes Futa
Likes to be pegged
Literally gay
Likes to be sub to female
Josiah Rogers
Just embrace the gay Putting sub to female over literally gay and bisexual
You realize gay and bi means wanting to be fucked by a guy right? You can't actually get more gay than that
Josiah Gutierrez
>Likes Traps
>Bisexual
>Likes to be sub to female
not gay
Jaxson Clark
>You can't actually get more gay than that
Yes you can, as shown
Adrian Hall
Okay let's pretend you're right in sub to female being more gay than the others.
How is being pegged less gay than being sub to female, since that is just being sub to female + buttsex?
Jaxon Kelly
Being literally gay is not gay change my mind
Bisluts are 100% gay though
Colton Walker
Power bottom
John Martin
You all forgot
>putting this much thought into it
It goes right at the bottom.
Tyler Brown
I don't think you understand how the chart is meant to work...
owo id get
Dominic Watson
no
dumb homo
Jayden Mitchell
Liking any unfiltered kind of gay (twink, bear, etc) is still liking a normal male. That's gei my dude.
Andrew Diaz
who the fuck thinks futa is less gay than traps
David Morris
Futa is some kind of strange girl/boy hybrid, so like some kind of semi-gender. Trap is straight up male.
Xavier Russell
Prove it
Eli Lewis
but traps are also guys
clearly liking some guts is gayer than liking others
Oliver Miller
>semi-gender
Which of the 57 original genders is it between?
James Campbell
discord thread
Robert Taylor
I understand how I want the chart to work, and that works for me.
John Walker
Traps are one of the few categories of guys that don't look like guys, things like twinks and bears all look clearly like guys.
I'm not talking about bullshit SJW gender, I'm referring to it being some kind of freak half-and-half
Ryder Garcia
me on the bottom
Ethan White
Carter Jenkins
no
Landon Evans
>boohoo i like feminine guys so I'm not gay
Cope harder faggot
Wtf i hate homos now
Juan Gray
but bears look manlier than twinks, who look manlier than traps
surely liking manlier men makes you gayer
Matthew Johnson
I don't think I could maintain an erection while fucking a man, but if I had to do it I'd rather fuck a masculine man than an effeminate one. There's a kind of dominance in fucking, and a sense of enjoyment and accomplishment to be had in asserting yourself over the greater than over the weaker.
Fucking an effeminate guy is basically bottom of the barrel shit. I do imagine their softness would be better for cuddling, though, but i have my doubts that any man could have the kind of softness and subtlety to the flesh that can be found in women.
Jordan Russell
Literally no cope, I'm a bisexual faggot and I'm completely aware and accepting of how fucking gay that makes me.
Wyatt Wilson
that post made no sense
you have biggest of gays
Angel Scott
IF YOU LIKE TRAPS YOU ARE GAY
PENIS AND DICKE AND BALLS = GAY
PEN IS ON GIRL = GAY
PUSSY VAGINA CUNNY = STRAIGHT
JSHDHSHAJAJQIQ SHUT UPPPPPPPP
Jordan Harris
t. psychopath
Hunter Robinson
No~
Ryan Perry
I like traps:(
John Allen
Yeh people who like traps are the ones who cope the hardest. "Girls don't want to pound me so I'll settle for a guy who looks like a girl lole" literally the ultimate cope.
Samuel Foster
yes~~~***
Austin Myers
its awright buddy, here on r/banter you`ll fit right in together with your fellow psychos :^)
Carson Collins
Odd, considering that you're infinitely more psychopathic than me, and I don't fit in with you at all.
No!
Asher Lee
Are you seriously calling me a psycho
Isaac Martin
yes yes yes yes yes
why would you want to fugg ultra masculine men? i don't geddit
Thomas Gonzalez
>why would you want to fugg ultra masculine men?
I don't, and I never said I did.
Charles Hill
Oh my god hong kogn is right lamo
Jaxon King
prove it
maybe i do
Charles Walker
Which part?
Joseph Murphy
*rather than a twink or something
if you like women, why not fugg the closest thing to femal?
hmm? whatt?
Aiden Jones
I don't see twinks as close to females.
Jonathan Howard
but don't they have more feminine qualities than a manlierer maen?
in cinclusion; ur gay and i sleep now
goodnight
Ethan Bennett
the part about me being more psychopathic than you
Isaac Hernandez
If I were really a psycho or a sociopath I wouldn't feel loneliness in the slightest, I wouldn't even know what guilt is like. The closest I'd feel would be boredom, but alas I wasn't born a passive and soulless dreg nor I see any chances of becoming one soon.
That every human being never has any realistic standards. It feels fucking retarded to be the only one on the planet who wants to settle down with an autist like me to avoid confronting life.
Dylan Roberts
I possess no psychopathic traits. You are dishonest and manipulative.
They don't have any feminine qualities that are important to me, and moreover they lack important feminine qualities and offer nothing in return
Cooper Watson
i like "normal" guys desu and i'm not delusional enough to think i deserve some perfect bf
i just didn't understand his train of thought
Jack Howard
>I possess no psychopathic traits
>There's a kind of dominance in fucking, and a sense of enjoyment and accomplishment to be had in asserting yourself over the greater than over the weaker.
Also, when did i ever manipulated anyone?
John Young
That's just a normal male trait.
>Also, when did i ever manipulated anyone?
Me.
Colton Myers
Well, normal is already a big stretch.
Luis Adams
Normal males dont fantasize about raping the weak though
>Me.
How come?
Brayden Walker
Who said anything about rape? Assuming he meant rape is assuming that all dom/sub situations are inherently rape.
Zachary Hernandez
>Normal males dont fantasize about raping the weak though
And neither do I, nor did I say anything to indicate that I do. Rather, I indicated the contrary, that not fantasizing about, but dominating the strong affords a sense of accomplishment, in contrast to dominating the weak.
>How come?
Apologizing for your knavish words to receive my forgiveness and then continuing to spew them.
I'm not really big on BDSM either, I'm just acknowledging that male sexuality is inherently dominant to a degree.
Jason Turner
okay i'm stop being dumb now sorry for bothering you
anything taken to the extreme normally isn't great but he doesn't have to be that normal
most people are a bit odd in one way or another
Kevin Morgan
>most people
>odd
Aiden Thompson
I am unbothered, and I doubt being dumb is something you're able to stop.
But that's okay.
John Richardson
Oh yes, it seems like i misread it this time.
Well, forcefully making someone admit your dominance over him isnt really that far from the rape i guess.
>Assuming he meant rape is assuming that all dom/sub situations are inherently rape.
It is rape, although to a lesser degree (whats toxic patriarchy durrr)
>Apologizing for your knavish words
the winning condition in case you won was me apologising, not feeling remorse
>to receive my forgiveness
thats hardly anything i care about
Julian Gutierrez
Apologizing is worthless if you don't mean it. Insincere apologies are a psychopathic trademark.
>thats hardly anything i care about
Yeah, really selling that non-psychopathy hard there.
Noah Morales
>bisexual
>most gay
common mistake, that's only half gay.
easy mistake to make.
Evan Jenkins
Luis Murphy
i just meant that everyone has their flaws
but posting images like that isn't really helping
i'm not dumb i can stop whevever i want you dumb leaf
Jack Morales
Prove it.
Angel Hall
what did hong kong say
Logan Butler
As someone who is literally bisexual, I know where bisexuality should be rated. I don't like females half as much as anyone else does (or males, for that matter). I like males as much as someone who is gay, I just ALSO like females.
>Unironically thinking dom/sub situations are rape.
You're either stupid or a troll.
Jason Green
There, stop fighting. I'll give you a few hints. He can't feel solitude nor seems to be care about his surroundings. These traits might classify him as a sociopath but I'm not a doctor and judging people isn't my speed. On the other hand I could be a borderline but again I'm not dumb enough to come to any solid conclusions.
Kevin Walker
I guess we just wasted our time playing touhou street fighter for nothing then
Justin Wilson
He's not a psychopath. He's just a jackass.
Austin Sanchez
Eh it's not like he'll bite you or something
Leave the poor guy alone
Aiden Garcia
my brain is very big and smart and i do big smart braine things
Josiah Evans
I would, and normally do, but he keeps responding to my posts with stupid bullshit despite requests that he fuck off and go bother someone else.
Gabriel Sanchez
This post reeks of the gay.
So does this one.
Lel.
Easton Flores
Then stop replying you absolute retard
Jeremiah Ward
blah blah blah punch me
Matthew Hall
This, just ignore lole
Brody Gonzalez
I understand that you really, really want me to be gay on account of my unbridled charisma, boundless love, and incredibly sexy body, but it's just not going to happen.
I can post whatever I want faggot.
Lucas Richardson
I would punch the shit out of you if it would stir some emotion but I'm afraid I'll just end up being punched back
Elijah Price
>on account of my unbridled charisma, boundless love, and incredibly sexy body
Narcissism - checked
Psychopathy confirmed?
Id probably collapse and cry desu, keep in mind i never really participated in any physical activities throughout my life
Blake Carter
stop bulli
ninite
Hunter Perry
Oh dear that's awful even though I'd get to see what i want to. If there's a chance we'll ever meet irl I'd like to hang out with you a lot desu.
Nathaniel Gray
>Oh dear that's awful even though I'd get to see what i want to.
In that case its not that awful, is it?
>If there's a chance we'll ever meet irl I'd like to hang out with you a lot desu.
Doubt that would ever happen desu
Jaxson Bailey
It's awful because it's not an appropriate way to accomplish something
>Doubt that would ever happen desu
Hell, I might choose a Russian location for my Erasmus project but i doubt that would change anything
Gabriel Wright
>Hell, I might choose a Russian location for my Erasmus project but i doubt that would change anything
That still wont change anything since i live in a pretty backwater-ish area
Brody Hughes
Yakut?
Jason Brooks
No im not that faggot
Carson Cooper
But somewhere in the vast Siberia, yes?
Christopher Foster
No
Jayden Lee
That's sad. Why can't you just come over here and be my wife (male)?
Levi Campbell
Obviously because im poor
Evan Roberts
Not because of any other particular reason?
Liam Allen
North, South, East, or West in the areas west of the Urals?
Saved
Evan Wood
Like what? Im not too sure i would be able to hold a relationship that close with someone anyways desu.
west
Easton Robinson
Anyone notice how almost all the pics in this thread are of anime?
Yes anime makes you gay.
This thread is proof.
Nolan Hill
You don't know if you don't try dear...
Carson Murphy
I don't know, I never really thought of those areas as poor.