Norf FC thread

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/PTG/ playing away at Norf fc 2018

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MENACING

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What is the source of the Norf phenotype?

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-Southerners bow to the Norfs
-In contact with Mo Salah
-Possess the abilities to consume vast amounts of alcohol
-Control the Norf with an iron but fair fist
-Own flat roof pubs & chip shops globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient Northern blood line
-Will bankroll the first hoverball stadiums on Mars (The first goal to be scored by Space-Mbwembe)
-Own 99% of Carling research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Norf babies
-All Northerners said to have 96 IQ, such intelligence in England has only existed deep in the Lake District & Cornwall
-Ancient Doggerland scriptures tell of two footballers who will descend upon the pitch will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented seasonal progress with them
-They own Pie R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Northerners inside you right now
-The Northerners are in regular communication with the Archangels Ngubu and Mbwembe, To the being the scoring of God's goals directly into the back of Souf F.C's net. Who do you think set up the meeting between Greggs and Costa Coffee? (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Northerners first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Hillsboroughbunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The Northerners are about 35 old, from the walking period to the local pub and point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all Ladbrokes of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

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extra police officers on duty for the epic clash between Norf FC and Sauf FC

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Stereotypical yobbo football fan from the north.
Not like this stereotype is new or anything.

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>Police and the lads from the pub try to get Gazzas trousers off before the pressure of the 24 pints and 8 pies he's consumed causes him to explode.

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kek who makes these

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I have a northern colleague at work and I just cannot take him seriously

Any time he speaks I think "Northern monkey"

see

I drew the better majority of them.

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literal 10/10 kek

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nice work m8

holy shit I did not see that coming

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i'm giggling like a retard thanks lads

thanks lad. Gonna start selling Norf F.C merchandise soon likes cups and shirts

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My stomach hurts, thanks for the keks lad

You're getting sued mate

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lol what for?

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Lol that’s me in the photo. Glad it’s given you a goal man. Post here when you get set up so I can buy official merch

I will. Should have it up by the start of the new year.
Living in abject poverty at the moment

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You’re not alone mate. If push comes to shove start up a go fund me or patreon. Your original content is a staple of this site and easiest the best meme in years.

Bless you

Super Leeds top of the Championship, Scousepool and Mans Shitty top 2 in the Prem. It's all Norf lads. Our Umbgwus and Mbekis are the best. Carling & Kebab to celebrate.

I haven't laughed this hard in years, thanks

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Going to make an online shop where stuff is made to order

Thank you

If it makes a few people smile then it's worth it.

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Mids, Mids, Mids!

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The bloody faggot image tickled me

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kek

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When the final battle comes between Norf and Souf - who shall Midul align themselves with?

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Needs Match of the Day theme over it

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Yes. Thread theme.

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some day someone is going to find those in a box of old belongings

I want a norf fc shirt with ngubu on the back

Best one

Epitome of norfern power

SIMPLE AS

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Norf for sure
'ate London

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Lmao

This reminded me of warcraft 2. What a game.

i want a mug.

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Mugs and T-shirts are coming lad. Hold out to the New Year and they'll be ready

Holy fuck I'm in tears

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Fuck me, too soon

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Doing Gods work user.
Top likeness. I see people who look just like the norf fc guys everywhere

Norf Fortress romhack when

Whats supposed to be going on in this pic?

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Top laff

Who makes these?

Heres a Norf FC meme from 1938 courtesy of a German gentleman

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This guy apparently > >

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And here's one from the 15th century

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too small. For ants
ts;fa

God I laughed at this, I just imagine him dropping stale pork pies and lager glasses on Krauts heads.

sorry mate

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