Well?

Well?

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i do tho

I'm a loner.

No, I masturbate to cartoons.

I only like girls with feminine penises

Haven't really been social lately, took some time for myself, previously had several long term (1-4 year) relationships.
Probably going to open up a little in the near future, I wouldn't mind finding someone nice, even if it doesn't last, as long as we click well and have fun. I won't force things though.

Also

i'm banned from visiting schools in my state for trying to pick up underage girls

Because they don't look like OP's image

I've transcended 3d and now exclusively fap to anime girls

I met her on discord. she promises she will let me talk to her on the phone in a few more months

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I lack the effort to pretend i'm interested in what they have to say to me.

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i prefer 2d, it's perfect

Let's check:
Failure
Lazy
I don't find anyone interesting
Sex drive close to zero

That's the opposite of boomer

See:

And free.

Because I am saving myself for my waifu.

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because I'm too autistic to hold a conversation, my last girlfriend cheated on me, 2d girls are superior, and I get laid in vrchat often enough

this

More trouble than they're worth. Sex isn't as good as fapping to your favorite fetish and for companionship you should have a dog.

I look like shit because I'm depressed.

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Even being alone I still feel like there's not enough time in the day to do all the shit I want. Don't even want to imagine what it would be like to have an attention vampire nagging you constantly if you ignore them for more than 30 minutes.

How is this related to technology? Also sage

shutup incel

I feel as thought currently i should focus on university otherwise my gf will not get the allotted me/her time shes deserves. or atleast thats what i tell other people because ill never actually get one.

Floofy, soft and huggable.

I'm afraid of intimacy

Don't worry it's one of those grass is greener things. Most men in LTRs will tell you it was better being single.

I'm going on my second date with this girl on Friday. We tried to go out last week but she told me she "fainted at work" which I think was a lie. I'm trying to keep myself detached so I can drop her without hesitation, but I'm a little bitch so it's difficult.

Because I am the girlfriend :3

Various reasons:
* my hobby and career choices are incompatible with women
* I'm naturally an antisocial-loner kind of guy who doesn't mind being alone
* I don't even like the type of personality they put inside girls nowadays
* Always placed study/work before anything else
* Don't really want to put effort into chasing romantic relationships
* Don't really want to lose all the personal freedom I have at the moment
* Being raised in a very traditional/religious family within the $currentyear social climate is kinda limiting

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>not being a girlfriend while having a girlfriend
faggot

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I don't have a girlfriend because I have a beautiful wife named kobayashi. We've been married over a year now coming closer to 2

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I'm considering asking out a girl who showed some interest but don't want her to take up too much of my time. I guess tech takes more of my interests than the idea of commitment.

If I dress up as a little girl do you think I could get a girlfriend?

>python

sudo apt install girlfriend
now I have a gf. checkmate incels

Having a girlfriend don't meaning you have sex.

oh yea

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If I wanted something to complain at me all the time I would simply fire up any compiler

gcc is a mean mistress

>poor
>ugly
>sperg
>(((they))) ruined my country's women

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2D > 3D

sudo mount /dev/girlfriend /media/penis

They didn't, you're just a sperg. There's probably thousands of women who would fit with you but you're just too sperg to try.

>They didn't
>Feminazis or turbosluts, take your pick goy

>Feminazis or turbosluts,
3D lovers deserve it.

I'm more belongs-in-an-asylum than normal.

Story time?

>They didn't
(((who))) pushed for feminism and sexual liberation?

>you're just too sperg to try
Why would I try anything with degenerate sluts?

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I don't like talking to people.

i'm fat

Haha I suck dick

girlfriend? why? the sun shines every day

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What's the metric measurement of your member? Science needs to know.

i dont have time also no one will want me
go to devianart there are alot of EUF/ENF shit also other wired stuff

I live with my parents and don't talk to anyone, I only leave the house to go to the gym or get groceries

Is that who created the Kobayashi Maru test?

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to much unsorted trauma + too lazy to put forth any effort. and maybe a little too smart

I like my sister and I can't let go of those feelings. The fact that she went to college only makes things worse.

>tfw qt legal loli gf with ability to understand jokes and bdsm fetish
life is good lads. engaging her this xmas. incels can suck it.

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haha you should look for her tinder profile as a joke

Don't need one