>NOOOOOO STOP PUTTING THAT LAPTOP ON YOUR LAP YOU'RE RUINING IT
NOOOOOO STOP PUTTING THAT LAPTOP ON YOUR LAP YOU'RE RUINING IT
Jonathan Wood
Tyler Howard
can't imagine how toxic your lap must be to ruin your laptop
Joshua Garcia
not only that but if you do it too hard you get marks on your lap
Bentley Jackson
too much*
Gabriel Watson
Enjoy your testicular cancer
Landon Wilson
It's called labtop idiot
Jason Wilson
>tfw so paranoid about getting hair in my lappy that I put it on top of my laptop sleeve at all times
Kayden Rivera
I think i live in a cave because i never heard anyone say this
Jayden Hall
eh you live less but have bigger balls.
Cameron Roberts
'it' meaning your sperm count
Nolan Jackson
it ruin the stickers and can scratch the plastic
Asher James
>be me
>sit laptop on cooling pad on desk
>never move it
>open it up two years later
>not a speck of dust to be seen
>mom has owned her current laptop for *1* year
>sits it on bed
>dogs and cats jump all over it
>smokes in front of it
>"user y my computer dying? come fix it"
>HDD clicking
>windows 10 going 100% cpu/disk activity non-stop
>thousand chrome tabs open on several chrome windows, all bloated game/video sites and email
>shut it down and open it up
>a strong odor of tar and makeup immediately smacks me in the face
>ah yes my dear quite pungent indeed
>fan is completely caked
>fine film of yellow dust coating everything
>close it up
>hand it back
>walk out
Kevin Ward
>buy a laptop
>place it on a cooling pad on desk and never move it
What’s the point of having a laptop then?
Hudson Scott
It's cheaper.
Hudson Reyes
How? Even if you bought a shitty prebuilt Intel NUC and a cheap monitor and peripherals to go along with it you would end up witth something more powerful and comfortable for less money.
Luis Campbell
>It's cheaper--
--and if I *really* want or need to take it somewhere, it's easily portable.
Eli Stewart
Faggot.
John Sanders
Gavin Young
I like my stuff pristine
Asher Howard
The bottom of my dick shaft has hairs growing out of it. Don't put your phone in your front pocket
Isaiah Richardson
He's clearly an autist. It's pointless to try and have a conversation with it.
Nicholas Murphy
I bought a cheap Dell Vostro 1015 laptop and the only custom sticker it came with was, unironically, a white Apple logo. Don't ask me why.
Nathaniel Anderson
>be every major oem
>make laptops
>put exhaust vents on bottom instead of out of the back
>nobody likes this but you still do this forever
fugggg :DDD
Dominic Nguyen
>tfw touchpad area of your laptop starts to smell like pussy
welp :^)
Henry Walker
so the beastial gestalt of this threadulation is that Jow Forumsirls are more concerned about clogged fans (presumably on macbooks) than lowered sperm count.
Interesting