Dubs and we all get laid on Christmas

Dubs and we all get laid on Christmas

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>weed
>santa
>christmas
>get laid
Mah nigga.

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fuck i don't feel like shaving my pubes

Based

Blessed U gotta mate

bazed and radpilled

I never agreed to this OP

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my Brother and his tall gf are coming over this Christmas, op

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b-but I'm with my family

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Please no I just want a quiet Christmas by myself

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Which one you going to fuck?

Checked

it's time to make love with your mom

fuuckk what have you done i'm trapped in a house with my brother, my grandparents and their dog

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well you know the dog's the least revolting choice

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fucc the doge

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>on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me

their dog is an annoying hyperactive little shit that can't sit still

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make him sit still on your dicc

Perfect

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He's not Canadian

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>Chlamydia gohnneria cyphillis and herpes

It's a christmas miracle

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he isn't a he, she's a she
i don't know if that makes it better or worse
nonono it is far from perfect
i'm going to have to try and find random southerners to sexe and probably get souf aids

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>nonono it is far from perfect
So you prefer more placid doggies to fuck? Give her a chance, maybe she'll surprise you.

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basedest man ever

i do not sexe the dog

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Put peanut butter on genitals and let the magic happen. Doesn't matter if you're putting the rest of the family off eating, that just means more turkey for you.

Come on user, you know you want to ~

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no fuck off
i don't want my dicke bitten off

disgusting aussie

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There's nothing disgusting about love, user.

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who shaves their dog like that

Blessed

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kot ID get

No not ID here, little man

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Kot*

kot
doubt that will happen, though I might get to know that guy tommorow, would be just as good tbqh