Jow Forums "humor" thread

Ahem.

Engineer in rural midwest here. Of the 50 engineer at my company, two are women and two are Asian men. The rest are white men.

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But have you seen their HR papers? Maybe half of them wear programming socks or outright identify as women or as gay attack helicopters!

The company is privately owned and the owners don't give a shit about diversity. They even sent out an angry email one year about people using the term "Xmas" because it's trying to take Christ out of the holiday. Real rural midwest shit.

Based

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I have actually done this.

"it's more pythonic", ah yes I remember this meme
I used to fall for it

>a black name
Black people have super white names for some reason

I wish there were more companies like that and people would stop with diversity bullshit.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xmas
"
There is a common misconception that the word Xmas stems from a secular attempt to remove the religious tradition from Christmas[3] by taking the "Christ" out of "Christmas", but its use dates back to the 6th century."

sounds like your company is run by a bunch of retards.

I know that and so does every employee, now. But you take the bad with the good as far as the directors go, and if avoiding Xmas is all it takes to not have diversity quotas I'm totally down to say "Merry Christmas." It's just a boomer thing.

>be Jow Forums
>staying alive
how deep is your love

who is this fucker and why is his hair white?

i think he worked on Gnome? KDE? i dont remember

Who is this braphawg?

>There is a common misconception that the word Xmas stems from a secular attempt to remove the religious tradition from Christmas[
Are people on crack? Is it not just an abbreviation?

Reminder that illiterate Jews at Ellis Island hated Jesus so much they refused to write an 'X' in lieu of their name because it looked too much like a cross, spawning the perjorative 'kike," from the word for circle: "kikel."

Amerimutt christtards are the laughing stock of the world.
Even here, at chirsttarded slavlands, people laugh at burger insistence on terms like AD instead of CE.

Cool story, Tyrone.

reminder that Tyrone is a culturally Irish name.

Makes sense.
Irish have only recently been rebranded as white and only because the standards of whiteness have been lowered to include more 56 percenters.

This is also false. Irish were not excluded from American society for being "not white." They were excluded for being Catholic in a majority Protestant country at a time when that mattered.

>Irish were not excluded from American society for being "not white."
Sorry, Mick, but that's a lie.

sauce me, "Hans."

google.com/search?q=irish non white
:)

>(((google)))

is bleaching permanent, or do you have to do it again after your hair grows? what do you use for bleaching

you have to repeat it as your hair grows, that gives the fade effect you can see on people.
there are some brands and concentrations, but i just let my barber do it. otherwise these contain H2O2

thanks senpai

Just be a sad depressed piece of sack of shit who cries themself to sleep every night and aches inside every second.
Your hair will turn white itself after a while and it will be permanent.

Talking from experience.

Instructions unclear
Did this and my hair is still dark, just very thin

honestly i already have enough white hairs that it sticks out really badly so im thinking of going all the way. i havent talked to anyone with my voice/real life for over 2 years now though so idk how much it matters

>barber
>bleaches my hair

aint no barber that bleaches hair. you go to a hair stylist, my friend. and they probably do nails.

>your company telling you how to write
LMAOing @ amerislaves

no its only hair stuff
other than that, maybe it'd be called that, not living in an english-speaking country

Meanwhile Europe does the same, but for Ramadan.

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Anyone have the edited stackoverflow image where a guy asks "how to do X" and the response is "do Y instead, nobody does X"?
It escapes me

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imagine

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didn't mean to reply to you my bad

Mutt cope
In yurop, there's less than 5% of goatfuckers in all the "muslim shitholes" like Germany. And then you have christian shitholes like poland where muslim population percentage is lower than in murka.
Meanwhile muttland has over 60% of christians, with many of those being the retarded fundie "gay bad" NPC variant, who try to make saying "hello" illegal because you should be saying "heaven-o" instead.

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What fucking companies do you apply to?
I want to take advantage of this shit.
I've never gotten a job because of diversity.

This

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I have several, I think this is the one you’re thinking of

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this one is similar

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yeah thats the one
makes me giggle every time i remember it

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and there’s also this one

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I call B.S on this one too. If anything, having a black name is a great way to struggle getting an interview.

this is inaccurate, that final one would be "the link has expired, in the future please provide an excerpt of the relevant part of the link to avoid this problem"

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>Your code isn't portable :^)
>irrelevant library
I want die

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I still can't get over the fact that they got Julian Assange. Dark times ahead and we're diving in head-first.

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Oh I wasn't aware I already descended into the 7th circle of hell.

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He is right though.

⠧

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I genuinely hate you.

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Irish are honorary niggers, or as I like to call them, potato niggers

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>the average Winblows user's intelligence, summarized into one image

fart

bart

X looks like Chi which is the first letter in greek for Christ. So yes. But retards and muh war iginst krissmass *busts down Walmart door on Black Friday in the name of god*

pls be bait

>busts down Walmart door on Black Friday in the name of god

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parp

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DeShaun Ferguson was a white guy?! What the FUCK

This is how people with fart fetishes get their start. They are the same people who post brap on this website.

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That'd only be accurate if the new guy got banned immediately by some 13 year old with a god complex. At least it's funnier this way I guess.

If you're staying in someone's house, don't hack them and spread their nudes all over the internet shouting I DID THIS TO YOU

>implying it was anything but the assblasted Mutts egging the Ecuadorians till they gave him up

Brapposting isn't a fart fetish, it's just chemo against horny teenagers posting their subhuman pleb fap material for attention.

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fuck me where are you in the midwest bro
i'm in chicago and it's not as bad as the valley but shit's catching up. thankfully (and never thought id say this) the polaks stayed around so that bullshit isnt as common here

The new Ecuadorian guy already didn't like him. HE didn't need much and Assange gave him more than enough reason to throw him out.

>the only people retarded enough to not buy a case for their shit are 14 year old downtown "gangsters"

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