Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
Have you been good this year user?
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
Kevin Miller
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Gabriel Clark
William Carter
That's not an answer, user.
Adam Taylor
I have been good, but the year has not, Santa. Just give me a hug, I will be humble this year.
Carter Clark
It's clearly a no.
Samuel Brooks
Been as good as a boy can be.
Jacob Gomez
There there user, next year will be better, I promise.
Ho ho! My mistake then.
Ho ho ho! Of course you have been!
Michael Perry
no
I have been a total cunt
Aaron Turner
yes
Josiah Jackson
santa, are you Finnish?
Camden Collins
santa is jewish
James Adams
no. Ive gone and killed a mall santa
Kevin Hernandez
You are a good cookie not everyone deserves, user.
Carter Lee
Ho ho oh no! That's not very nice!
Good!
Why, yes I am!
Ho ho ho! Unfortunately you are incorrect!
You are getting a VIP position on the nice list, young man.
Grayson Ortiz
Ive been a good boy! I wish for big anime tiddies to be plentiful next anime season!
Has Upi been a good boy this year?
Liam Roberts
Maybe, maybe not
Christopher Cooper
santa called me a faggot and said i didn't deserve any presents
Joseph Garcia
my little faggot, please kill yourself or something and if you change your mind, you can always try to be a good gIRl the next year and don't be so slutty
Brandon Murphy
but i was a good boy this year
i'm not a slut
Joseph Cox
you swear? average English user?
Ian Hughes
Time for penetration, yes!
Jayden Rodriguez
yees i was the goodest generic english user
Dominic Morgan
>Ive been a good boy!
Ho ho, good!
>I wish for big anime tiddies to be plentiful next anime season!
Ho ho ho! I think that is guaranteed user!
But I'll see what I can do.
Ho ho, that must have been Krampus! I would never say that.
Ho ho, to the naughty list you go!
Bentley Edwards
jolly molly~!
Blake Davis
Santa bend over, yes?
Lucas Lee
Ho ho ho, I don't think so.
Jose Long
What happened to Mr Jow Forums?
Ho ho ho! Indeed!
Alexander Parker
No, but that's OK because Sweden banned Christmas last year as to not upset Muslims.
Joseph Martin
i think i tried to be good, maybe i didnt try hard enough
i did it out of a desire to be appreciated instead of a desire to just do the right thing
Luis Gutierrez
Mostly yes, but made some mostakes.
Ryan Sanchez
We also gave Muslims free 1GB/s internet connection to make sure they have a communicative edge.
Daniel Turner
thanks god lapland is Finnish
Angel Long
>Sweden banned Christmas
this cant be true
Colton Cruz
LOL KEBABS WIN
Julian Morales
You get used to it.
Ayden Perry
Ho? I thought that was proven to be a hoax.
Even though your intentions weren't pure, at least you tried.
Can't say the same for everyone.
Some mistakes are alright, you're doing good user.
Christian Ward
It's no hoax. I'm gonna move to New Zealand or something. Sweden is on fire and most people think it's fine.
Ryan Lewis
I assumed it was just the chritmas light thing, has something else happened too?
Liam Price
Then force you i will, yes.
Blake Wright
leave santa alone you bad man
Isaac Sanders
Santa mine is, yes.
Daniel Clark
No. I lost Vanessa and it was all my fault.
Thomas Turner
i'm not a ho
Ayden Powell
Religion is the opoid of the masses. And Christmas has been spoiled by bourgeoisie consumerism
Ian Walker
Good
Ian Garcia
Nvm. It's fake boys
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Matthew Hall
kot id get
Isaac Flores
What went wrong my floridian friend?
Hoh, that's good! Ho's get coal for christmas.
>Christmas has been spoiled by bourgeoisie consumerism
Ho ho ho! Perhaps in America it has been! We still keep to our values and good will every christmas!
Thought so.
Jordan Ortiz
y-yeah, I think so :3
Oliver Lopez
Good :3
Noah Jackson
i'm calling the police
Wyatt Walker
Is that the Pope or the real Saint Nicholas smiling? How is Santa haram to catholicism? I'm catholic and I never heard about this.
Jack Bell
that's saint nicholas
it's more of a joke and most catholics really don't care, though santa's origin is deliberately protestant, after the christian reformation, protestants considered the veneration of saints as anti-biblical, but they still wanted to celebrate christmas, some suggested to have baby jesus to be the figure of christmas but later changed their minds as the idea of baby jesus threatening mischiveous children appeared to fall out of favor, during the following centuries, many new figures apparently were created based on St. Nicholas, until a more popular figure came from Netherlands to the US now commonly known as Santa Claus
Jason Hall
i pet a cat today, so i'd say so
Dominic Martinez
The finnish santa is actually based on Saint Nick, and only has your Cola Santa's colours, nothing more.
Oliver Barnes
wait, so you guys have a different santa? interesting, i didn't know that
Oliver Ramirez
>and only has your Cola Santa's colours,
For some reason I thought you were american, derp
Slightly different, yeah. At least in practice.
In say, America, he's mostly used for commercial purposes and mall Santa's, here you can work as Santa to spread Christmas joy to kids and adults. You can choose wether or not you get paid, in case for example you don't have the heart to take money from some poor family whom are clearly struggling.
But back to the Santa, as I said, he's largely based on Saint Nick still, but bears the Cola Santa's clothes (mainly because it looks better than the previous Claus wearing leather brown clothes), also of course he's not called Santa Claus here, but Joulupukki.
But that much is obvious.
Blake Jackson
i only came on my face twice
Brandon Carter
Mhm.
I guess you can go on the nice list.
Ryder Rogers
what's your criteria?
Nathan Watson
KYS YOU ARE NOT THE REAL SANTA
REEEEEEEEE!!!!
Nolan Diaz
No
Alexander White
pls send eight maids-a-milking
Brandon Scott
You are correct, sir! Christianity and Islam are HEBREW religions. All worship the Jew god Yahweh. Yes, even muslims! Muslims worship the god of Abraham, Moses, and David ... Yahweh. They even believe Jesus was a prophet. So, if you’re Christian, you’re Jewish! If you’re Muslim, you’re Jewish!
Dylan Cooper
Dubs and I was good
Cooper Reyes
I have. Purged over 16 gayposters.
Lincoln Wright
Santa I have been good. I helped repel the Soviets with a hunting rifle of grandpa
Tyler Phillips
A fooking leaf
Matthew Stewart
I ruined a meth heads life