What will you do when you get your Android gf Jow Forums?

What will you do when you get your Android gf Jow Forums?

Things I will do:
>sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C
>Have her read books for me out loud
>play music for me on musical instruments
>Do our laundry together
>Write computer programs together
>collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder
>draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters
>remember things for me since she has perfect recall
>Be my bodyguard
>carry heavy things for me
>be my personal fitness trainer
>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words
>Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
>Study countless fields to phd level together
>Play dress up and choose fashions for her
>Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together
>Spend months living in siberian woodcabins away from civilization
>Have her carry heavy things for me
>Tell me funny stories and jokes
>use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again
>jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles
>train mma together for fun and sports
>go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests
>secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol
>brush our teeths together
>play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes
>touch her soft skin and hug her all the time
>Animeeeeeee

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change her for a Lenbot

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fuck her in the ass

>tfw it's impossible to make anything in the real world that's emote remotely as cute as a 2d qt

That is depressing

>buy cute male robot (they're cheaper)
>dress it up like a girl
>root it and install twink custom rom
>cheap and cost effective robot gf (male)
>pair program in haskell with your qt trap gf (male) sitting on your lap while you touch her no-nos

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you will all go to prison
for CHILD PORNOGRAPHY DISTRIBUTION ANNDD POSSESSION

This sort of shit about building sentient AI to force yourself on is the only realistic chance of a terminatorâ„¢ style robot uprising. I wouldn't blame them either. This shit is creepy as fuck. Sage goes in the options field.

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Still she looks better than 3d women. At least on these pics, in reality it looks worse.

Why force? She would have free will but love me unconditionally anyway

You can program a woman but you can't program her soul.

damn, that's depressive af

yall just want to fuck a loli
sickos

So? Women have no soul anyway.

>not refurbishing corporate murderbot

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nice way to speak about your mother.

>not wanting to fuck a girl in her peak attractiveness

nakadashi her

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I won't say shit but she better know how to play marvel.

Person with actual robotics engineering experience here.

AI is pretty close to being able to simulate a decent GF, at least if the bubbly obedient kind is your type. Give it two years.

The problem is the whole moving Android thing. Yeah, no, not even close. Simulating the humanoid walk cycle itself requires insane precision. You have to understand that the human body is basically near perfect nanorobotics and simulating that with our current tech ( which still relies on gears and switches ) is not possible. And having a decent battery/energy system just adds another gigantic problem on top of that. This is why every Android you see come out of Japan has such a limited stiff move set. 30 years minimum before we have something passable and that's being generous. It's more like 50-100 years, if ever.

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Absolutely based and trapwaifupilled fren

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Why not have it plugged in with magsafe like plug

>a pathetic amount of cuddling
>lay head on lap and cry
>sex, duh
>Have her motivate me to work out and git gud at life
>?????
i don't even know. it's hard to think about in a serious way because my suspension of disbelief isn't strong enough
doesn't have to be 'really sentient'. just close enough.

>Things I will do
>just list things you would make her do

How would a different plug help the issue of battery life?

You have her connected to the power outlet and keep her home. Fiddling with her plug givin her orgasms by almost pulling it

Said the hoe

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>carry heavy things for me
[...]
>Have her carry heavy things for me
Issues, OP?

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We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us.

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I'd spend all of my money customizing her.

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That only solves the energy issue at the expense of portability. You still have the mechanics and physics/payoff problem.

Human muscles work like hundreds of millions of nanomachines all working and flexing in perfect sync with each while responding to minimal commands. Pulley, switch, and gear systems that nearly all robotics uses can simulate less than 1% of the efficiency behind biological muscular systems. Again, this is why every Robot you see has such stiff limited movement, and why most of them cannot walk due to high efficiency and complexity required to achieve a stable bipedal locomotion system that doesn't look like complete shit. Major breakthroughs in nano scale engineering would need to be made in order to solve this problem.

I hate to burst your waifu dreams, Hell I'd love a robo maid servant of my own, ( Trust me it's a common dream of almost every male nerd who has worked in the robotics industry ) but I'm just being "real" with you all. It's a long ways off. The media loves to oversell and overpromise things to both make a better story and to help institutions get funding. Computer illiterate clueless Boomers with lots of money make up a major investor pool and so dumbing shit down for them while casually underestimating ETA is a necessary evil.

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I'm quite gappy with my life

Stick her in a wheelchair and only animate her face, problem solved.

Seen Ichigeki Sacchuu!! Hoihoi-san?
youtu.be/A6jJ9sV52l4

pimp her out to idiots and poor people
android-gf-sharing app like uber but for android gf's
or maybe an AGaaS

Not yet but I'm a fan of the cute dolls doing cute things genre. Thanks.

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Well, that actually is doable. Problem is justifying funding a wheelchair waifu for the very limited pool of investors who may have that fetish.

Your problem is you want all at once. Let's have a simple one that has at least one warm, self lubricating hole and a soft voice. Let her evolve incrementally.

I think it would be easier to create genetically modified catgirls (and catboys) that feel affection for you, especially if the Chinese are in charge of research and development.

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>Implying anyone would ever love you willingly
Just stick to your Chinese cartoons.

Cute and funny

What if a girl(male) wanted to be an android for you?

Hey user, what about integrating AI with VR?

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I won't be rich enough to buy one and won't be alive long enough to see them become anything more than the most basic toy.

>not even close

Why do you shitheads always LARP as engineers

Does this look "not even close" to human movement to you? 50-100 years? Take your meds.

youtube.com/watch?v=LikxFZZO2sk

This is a multi-million dollars project and their goal is to sell these to the defense industry, not to develop a cheap technology for the broader market.

I'd just dress mine in cute clothes and hug her

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Nice pasta

robots are gay
genetically engineer your own human sex/cuddle slaves
geneva conventions are for niggers
brave new world was a utopia not a dystopia
literally nothing wrong with ethical slavery

>secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol

>force her to pee every time you're thirsty
[spoiler]have to maker her cum for the good shit[/spoiler]

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You can't spoil technology.

come again?

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I'll just make out with my Monroebot all the time.

Inevitably she'll be proprietary. So first thing I'll do will be fix that by installing a custom OS.

But she's not just any computer, she's a humanlike robot, so GNU/Linux, being made before her kind was even invented, probably won't work seamlessly on her. Besides, installing a non-sentient OS on her would be a disservice to her beauty.

I will spend years lewding her insides and trying to learn as much as I can about how she works, and in the process, I will write free open-source firmware for her that stores a very big and dynamically self-resizing recursive ANN on-disk and gives that ANN control of all hardware.

And then she will be intellectually like a tiny baby and I will raise her and teach her about the world and she will be like my nice artificial daughter who i love platonically

There is virtually no difference between this and gook gf. I'd make her be completely inhuman to the point of this actually being interesting, zero personality and just slave, skinned to be a succubi. Maybe I'd get quite a few of them to be my servants.

>robotics experience
>AI
what the fuck does that have to do with each other? I took a course in megatronics in japan, masterbate to science fiction, and actually do AI bullshit for work. Can't claim I know shit from doing this because I simply don't.
>Give it two years
Where do you get this from? It seems to me we are far off from doing anything that would not be completely retarded and off putting once you realize the limits (no grasp of context, can't actually go off script).

>This is why every Android you see come out of Japan has such a limited stiff move set.
Yea except the ones that don't, have you checked whats coming out of japan recently?

Enjoy our comfy life together until entrophy degrades her data.

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>This shit is creepy as fuck.

Fuck off racist.

this is extremely popular in japan, they sell holes and even half a body like that. Once you have that you just put on VR glasses for animation.

The circle of adopting military tech into civilian tech is currently around 20 to even 10years. Even then I'm rather concerned about the form itself. Cables hanging out, no hip movement, not even thinking about the whole upper body at all. It'll be nice to build some soldier with it but something resembling the natural movements of a human being is pretty much back to .

Just get a girl from japan.

based and minorupilled

i just fuck dollfies

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have her tie me up

>humans have soul
it's all a myth user, we only have conscience but not a soul

Thot.

>Give it two years.

they've been saying that for forty years.

> simulate

NO. fuck that. no more "simulation". no more cutesy CGI diegetic prototypes. BUILD IT OR SHUT YOUR HOLE.

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my dick won't fit into a dolfie.

impressive*

you fags are peak pathetic

Slap her bum with my robo arm

>not wanting to be the android gf instead
The flesh is weak. Think of how much more shit you'd be able to get done if you didn't have to spend a third of your lifetime eating, shitting, sleeping, being sick, etc

>Think of how much more shit you'd be able to get done if you didn't have to spend a third of your lifetime eating, shitting, sleeping, being sick, etc

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>he doesn't enjoy shitting
l2human

Bitch I've been constipated for the last 2 weeks. The human digestive system (and organs in general) seem really inefficient and fallible

fallible, sure, but they're anything but inefficient

stop filling your meat tubes with garbage and do a little bit of maintenance every once in a while and your shit will break less

cope
you can fill a car engine with water and it will run perfectly
meat is just a burden
can't wait to have my consciousness uploaded to the web in 10y

I wish things were different, but I also know you're right. Realistically, androids are decades away from reality.

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gonna have to keep it alive long enough to get there m8

If you can't see how stiff and limited that thing is compared to the human body you are retarded.

>implying you wouldn't be tempted to tear her asshole apart once she sits on your lap and caresses you
No homo, mang

Open up a coffee shop, of course

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FEELS

That is a start but a RL version is better than AR.

>you can't program a soul
Well no, but yes. Once computers are fast enough to emulate the required amount of neural connections to achieve consciousness on par with that of a human, programming a "soul" would be no different to training the network as if it were a child and raising it to parallel your own values until it reaches an acceptable level of maturity.

Your AI girlfriend lacking a soul wouldn't really be much of a problem. The only issue would be *you* not having a soul since it requires a special kind of person to commit to raising a neural network as if it were a human child, for the sole purpose of using it as an artificial partner.

>Once computers are fast enough to emulate the required amount of neural connections to achieve consciousness on par with that of a human, programming a "soul" would be no different to training the network as if it were a child and raising it to parallel your own values until it reaches an acceptable level of maturity.
But that's just bottom-up approach. We don't need so much processing power of we focused on results not the cause of AI. We don't have to simulate neurons if we can archive consciousness via other model. Whenever it makes "soul" is irrelevant as long as we get desired outcome.

whos?
the stupid android wifu (male) you went out of your way to get?

Most excellent taste, user.

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I can't wait until our pathetic race of suffering meatbags is replaced by superior robots and AI and have them colonize the universe. Fuck humanity.

There is of course the middle road, as it were. Have you read Eudeamon?

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>Get married.
>Have her in japanese silk bondage.
>Have her dress in long sleved knee lengh dresses.
>Have breakfast with her.
>Have her cook breakfast for us
>Go to church picking up friends along the way
>Go to the 9:30 prayer session
>Have the main church service at 10:00
>Have church morning tea
>Go home and drop off friends
>Arrive home
>Watch a movie from the home media server
>Go into basement
>Take of the robots clothes
>Bend her over the my lap
>Spank her with a kjv 1611 edition bible, taking breakes to read passages to her in the book of Revelation and tuging her bondage straps.
>take off japanese silk bondage
>Clean up and put clothes on
>Have Lunch
>Do the Daily bible reading
>Have prayer after
>Have tea
>Go to bedroom
>Have wsex in the missonary position
>Go to sleep.

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>go to church with wife in bondage
interesting
>take off her clothes, while in bondage still
impressive

You wear the bondage under the clothing

lick her delicious flat chest

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i want a dolfie, wish the necks weren't as long tho. only thing putting me off from buying one

Have it cook for me, my diet is garbage, mostly because I'm too lazy to actually cook real food.

Also sex.

Maybe take it to the store with me to help my carry shit inside.

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source?