What do modern professional computer programmers do on a daily basis?

What do modern professional computer programmers do on a daily basis?

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By doing what?

actually checking that your code does what the requirements ask. Otherwise, working through red tape of getting code moved.

"programmers" is a really board term.

There's not really a single answer here.

Web developers are mostly wasting their time learning the hot newest JS library for no reason.

So there's no commonalities among all programmers? I'm trying to figure out how to become one.

study the way of the code, bro

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>What do modern professional computer programmers do on a daily basis?
On a daily basis, they program modern computers professionally.

small part of my day actually involves coding. i’m a new grad in my first software development engineer role. typical day looks like this:
come in 10am, catch up on email
daily stand up at 10:30
finish email or review any pull requests for the sprint
lunch
planning meets, possibly. we do 2 week sprints.
Demos on tuesday’s
uhh some actual programming sometime after lunch

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programming is problem solving
please install gentoo

Code monkeys do glorified data entry.
Web devs waste shitloads of everyone's time and effort chasing fads
Software Engineers solve business problems with code.
There are almost no software engineers. 95% of people "coding" are either delusional web devs or somewhat productive monkeys.

>what is programming
Watch this and follow along
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Dilate

Bitter, but true.

playing videogamesz

>come in 10am
what the fuck? half the day is wasted by then. when do you leave?

Munch curry and shit in the street.

get CoC'd

lots of meetings. meetings about how to have meetings

java typists fresh off of college usually just punch in code until problem solved, regardless of performance and execution.