PC making an annoying noise

>PC making an annoying noise
>smack it
>noise stops

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This but with my wife

based

Probably a cable hitting a fan
You don't even have one

>OP making annoying posts
>Smack him
>It gets even worse

>PC starts typing in the middle of the night
>exorcise it
>noise stops

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/thread

that's called percussive maintenance

haha

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>hdd access led solid on in standby
>wiggle mouse
>it turns off

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just replace whatever cheap shitty fan you have

>percursive maintenance
Tries and tested method.

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Boomer tier joke but really, fuck women

>Boomer tier joke
wait until you're older and you're'll understand

based

based incel

>she starts crying
>she calls her mom
>takes her son to her moms house
>dad is outside with gun threatening them drunk
>its 1997
>that kid is you

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she deserved it, user

That's got to be fucking hard drives

just get a better parents, fren
godspeed

>PC won't turn on
>smack it
>it still doesn't turn on

you're not hitting it hard enough

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>idle tasks
>use computer
>it stops
FTFY. You're welcome.

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Hard to tell with all the "omgz botnet" bullshit that goes on around here.

What would it be doing that isn't malicious?

:(

Misogynist much?

*thwack*

I came here to say this.

>your wifes boyfriend Tyrone and your wifes black son smacks you back

Ah, the good old days when both your parents are lawyers and neither one wants to admit they're wrong so they fight tooth and nail threatening to sue each other in front of a 4 year old you. What an irreplaceable feeling in the centre of my soul

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>remembering anything from when you were 4

>americans having shitty parents
Why am I not surprised?

>take finger off trackpoint clit
>cursor starts moving

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you know this isn't reddit right

again, this isn't reddit you know
might find the retard hugbox echo chamber you're looking for there

the track pad and clit are dying, had it on my lattitude e6400.
they'll be useless, before long.

>failed to copy 40gb from a storage drive to another storage drive
>always fails at 99%
>shut down pc, take out storage drive
>windows wont boot past the loading screen
>put dead drive back in, boots

Why does this happen? I always take the clit off and put it back on and it stops.

see

I just replaced my chinkpad keyboard 6 months ago, brand new

Remember mom playing on Nintendo. First childhood memory. Apparently it was true and I was 2 at the time

Do you really have a wife, can you describe her in detail? I don't mean just physically.

I remember having to be taken to the hospital because my mom came home exhausted from work, fell asleep on the couch with me in her lap, and me sliding down and knocking my head hard on the coffee table. Maybe that's why I'm on Jow Forums.

Windows has run defrag as a task at idle since xp?

What do you think the computer is when the screensaver is running?

"Idle", you dumb cunt.

It automatically recalibrates itself.
There's a way to turn it off in loonix but I don't remember how.

I have windows and loonix dual booted. Is there a way at least on Windows?

shitty yanks make shitty parents
shocked_pikachu.jpg

No idea honestly because I don't know how you'd even do it on windows because you can't just echo something into /sys/devices/whatever/clit.
Looks like it's called "drift time" so see if you can find a way to change that on windows.

I remember my mom holding and rocking me in her chair, and I said something like "I don't want to get any older than 4".
20 years later, I still feel pretty much the same way.

i don't know if that's unusual, or i'm unusual
my earliest memories were barely younger than 10

It's usually in the driver for your specific hardware.
If you have a twinkpad, look in the windows mouse settings.
Alternatively, you can just not touch it when it does that for like 2 seconds and it should stop.

I can remember things from when I was 2-3.
One of them is a memory of me burning my hand on a stove so maybe the pain is why I remember it.

>open task manager
>cpu load spikes from 100% to 9%

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and they wonder why we are like this

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reddit tier reaction

>seething leftist
>calling anyone r*ddit

not only based, but also redpilled

lurk more

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based

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reddit tier response

>Computer making chainsaw like noise at startup
>Hit it
>It stops
>Time later
>Check HDD, PSU fan, GPU, PSU
>It was the fucking top case fan

Reported for hate speech, promoting violence and misogyny.

reporting a report is (actually) against the rules

>Probably a cable hitting a fan
It's never this, it's always just an actual fan being retarded. Hitting your computer wouldn't move a cable enough to get it to stop hitting a fan anyway. And cables hitting fans makes a distinctive sound that anyone can tell immediately.

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I remember my mom stabbing my dad with a kitchen knife when I was 4.

FUCK MAN THE FEELS!!!!!

I remeber how my ps2 broke when i was 4

fuck this shit , happened to me recently while i as repairing my family Desktop FFS

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Shouldn't have been born a nigger.

>my

It was mine because my sisters boyfriend gave it to me

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Based Tyrone

kino

i remember my parents fighting to death, my mom was a fucking lunatic bitch still is and i have to endurence it until i move out, i was so little and one day daddy told me 'one day im going to leave both you and your mom' and one day he suddenly did, never saw/spoke to him again

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