ALWAYS DISABLE UPDATES

Friendly reminder to always disable automatic updates for every single piece of hardware or software you use.

>Windows update
>shit breaks
>Office update
>shit breaks
>Vegas/Premiere update
>shit breaks
>phone update
>shit breaks
>app update
>shit breaks

I'm so fucking sick of this shit. So god damn fucking sick of it. I just got a new phone a few days ago and it's ALREADY shitting the bed because I was a fucking idiot and allowed it to update to Android 9. We already know that Apple's updates kill their phones too, so before any iToddlers chime in just shut the fuck up.

Fuck all updates, always, period.

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>does not update windows
>get rekt by ransomware
>does not update ""''''" apps'"''""""
>user, you cannot use this app until you update :3

>installing OS upgrades
>ever
>not doing clean installs
My OPO from 2014 runs Android 9 like a dream.

Arch GNU/Linux does not have this problem.

why tho

why nobody makes viruses for linux operational system anymore

Install LineageOS.

>stupid slut
Checks out.

>update
>shit breaks
Never had a problem

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Nothing has ever broken for me. Enjoy getting pwned by not updating.

>Enjoy getting pwned by your system continuing to work stably like you're used to.

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>4
This is why I am using Windows 7 and Office 2010 on my Thinkpad T450s.
I got an ultrabook that only supports Win10 and I use Office 365 (from my university) on it.
Both Win10 updates and Office 365 updates (especially in Word 365) constantly brake features, its unusable.
I completely stopped using my ultrabook because of this, its just useless without Win7+Office10

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>anymore
who even bothered in the first place

if all you use is office why dont you install a gnu + linux distribution

>updates

more like exercise in power and control, it was always about freedumbs, should have listened to rms

>if all you use is office why dont you install a gnu + linux distribution

let me guess, you are a NEET who never worked with Excel so you dont know how much better it is compared to LibreOffice Calc

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I'm using Windows 8.1 last updated in 2015. It just werks.

Have sex

>what is office 365

She's so cute OP, can I get a name? Is this you, OP?

i just explained in the post before why office 365 is unusable, jfc how can a person be this much of a megabrainlet?

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How the fuck do you permanently disable updates? Windows 7 updates just wait around the corner when I'm shutting off the PC, they're literal fucking gang thieves.

i will never have a girl smile at me like that

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not him but i just use the google office suite if i really must work with microsoft formats, it works pretty fine.
But then again im in academia, i need nothing besides latex

I install eventually but I usually let updates simmer for a few days, letting the auto update beta testers have all the fun, in case the updates are bogged.

He's not saying DON'T update, he's saying to disable AUTOMATIC updates.

It's always better to be outside the first round of update receivers. Let other's test the waters. See if there are any problems cropping up after updates are released and then update once it seems clear.

Werks on my gear.

Don't make threads when you are angry, homo. KIDS, ALWAYS KEEP YOUR STUFF UP TO DATE!!

What an angelic presence.

>disable microshit defender
>block all microsoft domains from my router
>no longer random sluggish performance
epic :^)

>turn on metered connection
>same results for no effort
even more epyc :^)

What a beautiful human being

must suck being a windows user in 2019
i update arch pretty much every day, always fun to find out what neat new features become available

The people who use Linux are typically tech savvy enough to not fall for obvious viruses and the people using Linux are small enough to not warrant even making viruses for them.
It's akin to taking over a small castle with 100 gold, vs a poor village with 10000 gold

You could just virtual box windows if you pc is good enough

>tfw I use manjaro
>don't have breakages
I don't even think that's representative but how would I know?

There's good money in compromising Linux systems. The server space is massive.
It's just also much harder. People laugh at windows security for good reason.

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thanks :)

on win7 there's an option right there to disable updates, one to warn you, but not download (uses 1 GB of ram several hours once a day to check the fucking updates), one to download but not install (uses the ram too), and one that retards use to automatically install

>>Windows

I think I found your problem.

jut have money and you will have plenty

brainlet

But OP is a productive person, he needs an actual OS, like Windows.
Anyways, why would he use anything else? Windows is the OS of healthy and sane people.

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>productive
>sneeze at computer
>shit brakes
lmao

Adobe changes your regedit everytime enabling updates again just a heads up.

>falls for ransom ware
>hasn't backed up his data on multiple dongles

>lock screen and go to the bathroom
>Windows takes the locked screen as permission to update and reboot
>all unsaved work gone
>have to wait 15 minutes for boot

*breaks xorg.conf*
Nothing personnel.

always read the first word
>Windows shit Office shit ...
yes

>not the OS on 90% of servers on the internet
>productive

Irrelevant and shit meme these days

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