Present Thread

How about when Christmas actually happens?

Pale Fire, but my sister vomited all over it

Cunny

inte ett jävla skit, precis som jag vill ha det.

A shovel.

All sorts of things! Pals at steam gave me Bad Rats 2, and me family gave me a brand new laptop! One of those sturdy netbook-types.

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xmas fail

sippa da wine

SOON

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NOW

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I got a ton of canned beans and meat! It is gift I will cherish.

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A tin full of home-baked cookies. I love them!

boots

Nothing because I'm jewish

Wooden mannequin and Despacito

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He is going to watch me

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Holy shit, don't tell me, don't tell me.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IS THAT DESPACITO?

>canned beans
>in russia
Jesus christ

Lots of things. Toothbrushes, socks, a power drill, a new monitor and headset...
What I really need is to get my foot checked though, it's feeling pretty gimpy.

I got this teapot.
It is a nice teapot.
Thanks dad.

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Looks lovely!

I got to cover other people's shifts so that they could spend time with people who love them.

Never saw a cylindrical teapot before.

Gift Cards to a bunch of things, mostly Amazon

I got a replica derringer that came with an unfinished stock. Anyone have tips on how where I should go to fix it up in way that would be historically accurate?

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If it's one of those CVA kits, just know that the stocks come with WAY too much wood on them and should be thinned down quite a lot to be more historically accurate.

Yeah, I was told that lots of sanding was needed to get the stock down to reasonable specifications.

You should ask Jow Forums or /diy/ about it. They'll know what to do.

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Yes sir may I please have another?

Anime is for fucking brain deads, if you like anime you belong is /pol

blin id get

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I got a new laptop, but it has Windows 10 so I'm holding off on using it until I update to 7.

My dad got me a traveler guitar for when im gonna be in ireland for most of 2019

Thanks dad

bayonetta
deus ex
tomb raider
wonderful 101
new ps4

A trip to Jow Forums to see that hiro is continuing to ruin the site. Sorry people, he did this in 2ch too

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I got a new drill and monitor to put together with it! I've never done dual-screen before.

itt retarded christcucks

gb2 mutilating cocks you hebrew heathen rabbi

I just got $200
I hope a rocket falls on top of you

Nothing

Bet you probably didn't get anything from Hanukkah.

A H.P. Lovecraft Anthology

Does it have the Nigger Man story in it?

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Wasn't that his cat's name?

Islam’s domination of your nation. Yea.

nothing for christmas, cuz it's in 9 days.

Jew salt. Freshly extruded.

The flash rebirth volume 1: lightning strikes twice

Just gift cards. Everybody is too lazy to give real gifts.

Was in hospotal, got a few shirts

haha same

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Were they at least for something good?

Got a lot for Amazon.

There's a late Christmas present over on /tv/. However, it was gotten in stealth so the thread could last longer, so although it's not Cirno, it is clearly "Cirno-esque" in its presentation.

Good luck finding it!

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i got a jbl clip 3, an ultimate ears wonderboom and a raspberry pi 3 b+.
overall rather pleased with these items.

I got a sweet collection of Hawaiian shirts from a friend that is moving away soon. Most of them never worn. I also got a PS2, no games. What should I do with it

Opps, sorry for not keeping it alive.

Will be get one more major get for the new year?

You tell me.

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Parents framed a painting I did when I was about 8 or 9. Little sister made me some kind of plushie.

Also got some socks and underwear.

You know what I got for Christmas?
A fucking hangover
Fuck you

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Were those socks comfy at least? What's the plush of?
If you enjoyed the party, a gift is a gift.

I did to, and it was glourious!

Not much, most of my family is poor, other than a new sweater. I got everyone cheap electronics like flashlights and hot plates.

Huh. What's Christmas like in Latvia?

Like in everywhere else, but poorer and dirtier.

Nothing

Socks and lots of candy.

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A community full of friends!

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Orr perhaps, full of fiends.

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Why don't we talk about New Year's Resolutions instead?

My resolution is to browse more r_banter.

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Sleep less.

You know what I got for Christmas this year? It was a banner fuckin' year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said "Hey. Smoke up Johnny."

Get a better job.

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I got this set of drills and a lathe to work metal with. I'm learning to become a metal worker, welding and milling included, so I can start a job fixing things.

>Be me
>Christmas morning
>Neet, bought all my own presents with neetbux
>Don't expect any presents from family- I don't contact them anymore, they live in the same small town though
>Knock at door
>What
>Drag myself out of computer chair
>Only somewhat overweight, but never eat healthy/exercise/any of that normie shit so very unfit
>Open door
>There's a package there
What
The packages I ordered online won't be here for another day or two
>It's relatively big
>Oh well
>Drag inside
>At least if I get murdered I can say I had a healthy amount of internet points from fellow anons
>Go to kitchen to get package opening knife
>Slice tape
>Look inside
whatthefuck.jpeg
>It's a assortment of sex toys
>Some used
>Pocket pussies, cock rings, dildos for fucking days
>Some I don't even recognize
>Hear giggling at my window
>Yank open curtain
>Younger family members laughing their asses off as they run off to their bikes and pedal away
>Close curtain
>Look back at sex toy assortment
What do I do now

youtube.com/watch?v=KN7-lcf6CeQ

Tell that they got your package wrong and ask for a refund?
Alternatively, start an online sex toy auction.

Nothing much. Just a pocket watch, Swiss make, to keep around as a portable conversation piece.

Build a spiked ball, only each spike ends with a sex toy, then roll it down a road up a hill.

Coal.

Seconding