Jow Forums humor thread

Multiple simcard phone is a thing.

My wife has had to have 4 phones on her for her social work managerial position.
>Personal phone
>Work phone
>On-call office work phone (her week to handle out of hours calls)
>Co-workers work phone (they were on annual leave and she was covering their calls during work hours)

Her companies phone redirection service was fucked.

what is this anyway?

>ring not on ring finger

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I don't get it, that's not serious code to begin with, is it?

wonder which phone she sexts chad on

No it's not

Casa Bitcoin Node
It's an RPI with a case and it costs a pretty penny

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>All bought on credit
>up to his eyebrows in debt
If isheep want to burn their money on their overpriced toys, fine with me.

what is source on original laptop vid?

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Post proof.

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this meme is for real code moron

I had that case when I was 13...

>Wife
>4 phones
>For "work"
Well I guess in some places that "job" is legal.

female voice was a mistake

three state boolean?

a proper 3 state boolean would be
>true
>false
>null
not tralse

>Casa
is it still profitable to mine btc now?
the price has spiked again since 2-3 months ago.

yeah, i know. i just ask if that's his version of three state boolean.

And i have it now (feck, it's E-ATX capable..)

Isn't this at least partially true? I always see this pic.
Isn't there no speed advantage on an SSD accessing "adjacent" files on disk? It's always like a constant speed for accessing anything, right?

the adjacent accessing in the HDD is just sheer luck
it gives no advantage above anything else in the universe

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Okay, fine, I'll start.

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iPhone XS Max user here, Apple and their iPhones are a fuckin meme, prefer android

You're late.

For the avoidance of doubt:
>for HDDs:
Some access patterns are (much) faster than others.
>for SSDs:
The same is true, but to a lesser degree.
>in all cases:
An SSD will always beat an HDD no matter the access pattern.

>current year
>still using data disks instead of data cylinders

>data spheres never ever

What an absolute chad.

>implying you would ask meme questions too
>will you marry me?
>wanna fuck?
>did holocaust happen?
>are traps gay?
>are vimfags for real?
>where to buy rape pill?

>tralse
I'm dead

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This is the absolute alpha male. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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gets me every time

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Not accurate, the question should have -9999999 votes.

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lol

>a proper 3 state boolean

No.

>y is 0
>x or y is negative
Fuck this code

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This, especially if it's C++

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I'm really mad that I have even a semblance of financial responsibility and impulse control

fuck

It's a node, not a miner dummy

Someone make this with the 5700 now. And also radeon 7 because lol

what's a node?

I hate not being in debt to Apple

iOS multitasking

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>Imagine being at computers

This might help for the negative issue

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owo

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>lower is better

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>tralse
genial

hookers/drugs my man

H-how the fuck USB is being inserted first time?

$999 for 20 cm aluminium rail, CNC machined and cummed personally by Tim Apple™

Is float being divided by Boolean? Is this legal..?

Records transactions. It doesn't provide any sort of profit like mining does.

Try dialup.

lmao

tf man

The licensing thing isn't really relevant with dynamic linking.
Also, sometimes it's just better to not reinvent the wheel and to use a library. Extreme example: rolling your own RSA or hashing.

>lewd-15.webm
concerned

>Records transactions
>doesn't provide any sort of profit
what for?

BBC = Big Black Cables

>0 is true
yikes

It doesn't provide profit directly, but it allows you control over the network. Control the nodes and you can control Bitcoin's price.

control the price?
how can you do it?
isn't the price decided based on offers to buy which matches the offers to sell?

I learnt about Guava this way, really made me enjoy Java.

What stops someone making a bot that does this and similar shit to all the libraries on these freetard websites?

why don't you make one?
*gets start twerking*

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uuh you don't program for a living?
Nullable bools are needed fucking everywhere;
null = no value, true and false.

You forgot CLOSED AS NOT CONSTRUCTIVE.

Sad desu

gonna save this

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