The perfect mouse does not exi-

The perfect mouse does not exi-

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how long until we find out that arm processors inside modern mouses are collecting user data

It doesn't.
I've yet to see a mouse that fits all use cases. Tool for the job.

>wired and xbox huge
>perfect
Nah

Small hands?

It's what I'm using right now. Feels pretty much like the Deathadder I have at home, desu.

I thought we already knew this.

>really, really lovely mouse

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>wired and xbox huge
>he doesn't know what an intellimouse is
underage af

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>Wireless mouse
Retard.

zoom zoom

I wish they'd stop making these shitty boxes to make it look like you're building a piece of jewelry. It's a piece of plastic with a laser inside, can't it just come in a fucking plastic shell?

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What's the difference between the Pro and Classic?

youtu.be/orhb7Njj3h8
OH NO NO NO NO

you're acting like plastics and lasers aren't a result of centuries of scientific developments unlike some shiny kike rocks

18+ site.

Now to wait for Microsoft to revamp the Trackball Explorer

st and is called g305

never gonna happen

>no hole technology

Dropped

>silent

REALLY LOUD PINK

>2019
>wired
No wonder basedboy "journalists" like it.

Fucking lol

>phone autocorrected "basedboy" to "basedboy"
Time for a new phone. Any recommendations, Jow Forums?

>mouse has Quad core arm minimum, keyboards run quad core arm

This shit is scary.

Oh, now I see. Is this new?

lol what the fuck are you talking about. Wireless is S O Y. Wired is classic and has been used since for ever.

nah, it's been here for at least 6 months

What kinda of jewelry do you buy is encased in plastic? You fucking buying gachapon jewelry?What does this cheap shit user mean? Jewelry is displayed on felt covered cardboard in shapes in glass cases or in a box.

Redmi Note 7

loving mine

You're new.

basically the only thing that fails on a mouse is the wire. If it's wired, it's a no-buy for me.

Mice that cost more than the price of a burger NEED to come in a decent box just for the fact that if you need to return them you want to actually be able to put it back in a decent container. Not to mention that usually those boxes contain more items such as a CD with the drivers or a decent instruction manual

Missed opportunity to say "not as new as you", but at least you tried, user.

>linus
totally dude

We can already tracking you with a 99.9% of success rate with your mouse movements patterns who are unique.

wat?

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>he doesn't own this
I feel sorry for you

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holding it without clicking all those dumb buttons is giving you RSI

cringe

never had any pain anywhere in my body with my setup.
you must be a basedboy to have RSI

I'm not a gaymer and use this as "daily driver", a great one.

how old are you

why do logishit shills always post stock pictures?

>rusts

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I bought that new Intellimouse in OP's pic, it's great. My old one died two years ago and I've been scraping by with some shitty gayming mouse.

Imagine being so mentally childish that when proved wrong, you insist that you're right.
Back to /v/ please.

>two buttons
Fuck that nonsense

Wow you can do it without javascript and css?

I don't buy jewelry, ever. Never will.

I have this mouse and I disabled all the extra buttons

This is the best mouse.

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Not him, but I have this mouse since 2015, little dirty but still great.

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pro has decent sensor and not just a cheap attenpt at making money from muh nostalgia

Looks like a Transformer toy in a McDonald's Happy Meal.

at least it's memory-safe

I hope you don't actually believe this

I don't give a shit what it looks like, it could look like a turd I still would not care.
It is very practical once you know how to use the buttons, makes your life a lot easier on the web.

>intellishit
Mousewheel will be broken in a month and sensor will go to shit in two. Every fucking time.
No idea why people still fall for this fucking garbage tier mouse every goddamn time Microsoft releases one.

JUST BUY ANOTHER ONE BRO

>buy expensive as fuck mouse
>buy a new one two months later
or
>buy a cheap fucking mouse
>buy a new one a year later when it breaks
Hmm, would I rather spend a fuckton of money in a year or a little bit for a FUCKING GODDAMN MOUSE?

>touching plastic all day
might as well straight up start a real HRT then

>buy mouse
>use it for over a decade
stop buying shitty mice

Not them, and don't care how old you are. Linus is just really cringy shit. Expect mockery if you reference him.

>I don't give a shit what it looks like, it could look like a turd I still would not care.
You are the problem with this planet.

>battery dies
>charge port is on the bottom

>Owning that instead of this
I feel bad for you

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How the fuck is wired "söy"? Are you unable to communicate without having to use buzzwords?

I have their Kone Pure mouse, and my only complaint is that it isn't wide enough. My hands are too damn big for all these tiny mice.

You're a big guy!

How is this compared to the original? Classic vs Pro? I was going to buy the new MX518 but now...

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For you.

If he (or his team rather) do reliable testing then it's a source worth posting, "wow he's so cringe" is irrelevant.

>micropajeet tracking my mouse
>sir, this user stops moving his mouse every 20 minutes and on his keyboard we see pornhub sir and he keeps writing poo in loo, sir ?

my mouse

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for you

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*citation needed

They don't have to sell you a mouse to do this.

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>logishit
Logitech? Of all the companies you hate, it's Logitech? Jesus, that's like holding a grudge against Lego for no reason. Nothing they make right out sucks. There are better versions of things but their drivers are easy to deal with, they don't attempt to update themselves every time your PC starts(Razor) and they aren't Microsoft.
There are better mice, but you'll be paying a shit ton more for them.

The rubber comes off a few months in

yea that's some SERIOUS gaymer hardware right there!

Haha, what a faggot.

Quick! Name something that feels better than a G502
no plastic mice, this one's already plastic. Does it feel better to use an all metal mouse?

>ugly gaymer cuck design
trash

sod off, shithead.

I've waited many years for a 3.0 refresh. it's great, even the cable isn't a stiff piece of shit even though it's braided (looking at you, g403 nigger cable).
remember though it's not for onions handlets

>it fully charges in less than 5 minutes

What is that some new onions@ sneaker from Nike zoomer peak oil?

>wired
no thanks.

I was wrong. 2 hours gives you 2 months, maybe more. We charge phones for many hours of use, so it's okay with a few minutes, up to 2 hours for months of charging.

>sod off
cringe.
this is an American site.

>Having less than ten buttons on your mouse
Yikes!

That's just it though. Half the time Linus himself doesn't know what the fuck he's talking (yelling) about. He's either just reading off specs that anyone could get, or regurgitating information that's easily found on the net. Few things he says appear to come from true experience.

Pfffftttt. Feed ye gob a few more Earl Gray soaked crumpets and blow it out your arse, wanker UK crustacean. Bloody tart pie, mate.

>Even your fucking MOUSE is going to be part of the botnet soon, tracking all your shit and building profiles on you

Seriously considering going full Luddite at this point.

Know how long my mouse has spent charging?
I'll give you a hint. It's not pants on head Apple junk.

Is that sponsored by Monster Energy? Awesome, brah!

I have seen tournaments sponsored by Monster Energy (Coca Cola) and goylitech together.

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