Now that's what I call a job offer
Humor thread
Ethan Baker
John Howard
>Common Core says there are actually 2 answers to this problem.
John Harris
Just call both numbers.
Jackson Perez
Nope, that's just a filter for reatards and I like they used it. There's only one answer.
Jose Ramirez
>a simple fill in the blank algebra is considered to be a difficult problem
This has got to be a joke?
Brandon Clark
Hunter Garcia
middle school students are computer engineers?
Jason Rodriguez
Thomas King
Juan Smith
Jonathan Butler
Nathaniel Stewart
Jacob Barnes
James Parker
Julian Morales
Nicholas Johnson
Evan Foster
dude, ur lucky you didn't wrote that on /sci/.
30^2 only has one solution whereas 900^0.5 would have two.
Brody Bailey
now that's a power-user
Zachary Long
Thomas Wilson
Now that's what I call being an insufferable faggot who thinks the fact they know basic math makes them a euphoric genius.
Matthew Allen
Benjamin Kelly
kek'd
Easton Rodriguez
>nothing about some mod being(rightfully imo) pissed about links
Isaac Smith
Joshua Powell
Cooper Cox
Jackson Barnes
These. What the fuck.
William Wood
Evan Ross
Kevin Myers
Jeremiah Lewis
Isaiah Fisher
Isaiah Peterson
Sebastian Torres
Oliver Anderson
Jack Adams
Jonathan Robinson
that is a ninth grade problem
what the fuck is wrong with Jow Forums
Cooper Gonzalez
lmao I should do this with my Ethernet cable
Gavin Morris
that vintage not funny
Dominic Campbell
Samuel Powell
>PCI-E staple gun card
Aiden Rivera
Mason Russell
Noah Brown
The one thing I learned at my current job is that 90% of applicants (especially for entry level shit) are fucking dogshit stupid and if such a simple equation is too much for you, you're not able to work in anything programming related.
>So why do you want to work in tech?
>Well I use my smartphone every day and like to play computer games
You'd be surprised how many retards think this is some kind of qualification.
My favorite one so far was a guy just quitting because he didn't know he'd need to have some customer contact even when coding.
Charles Morris
geek coffin
Samuel Rogers
Bixby is actually useful though unlike siri and Alexa memes.
Carson Ward
Connor Wood
kek, a kid at middle school can call them
Chase Scott
Adrian White
Chase Ward
Common core state education.
Leo Torres
Jace Gonzalez
You could run that puppy out to 80km with no packet loss
Isaiah Bell
Go sit with Bixby then
Hunter Powell
>just i3 things
Hunter Richardson
Colton Hall
>CPU box
Angel Jackson
I will. At least Bixby works as a scripting program.
Thomas Reed
oldfags remember
Ethan Bell
Henry White
Camden Price
wait that would be based
how much data could fit on 1 platter that size anyhow?
Cooper Flores
A whole year in the making.
Henry Murphy
Jordan Brown
That's pretty badass ngl.
Parker Barnes
Jace Smith
Jonathan Collins
Zachary Powell
thanks for the red box
the joke really stood out
Cameron Reyes
Grayson Young
Julian Perez
>flimsy mechanical joint that breaks, making it useless and causing damage to the motherboard
Big yikes
>t. Former Fujitsu partner
Nathan Rivera
Jaxson Robinson
Joseph Fisher
Wait if they just give you both variables you aren't even fucking solving for anything you just plug it in
James Green
So it's 01-876-8000?
Samuel Sanders
Mason Miller
David Anderson
Connor Brown
Ian Foster
explain for the uninitiated
Isaac Roberts
Took me a while lmao
Eli Thomas
Elijah Wood
Bentley Martin
Luis Davis
That platter in particular probably had 40GB stored on it.
I think platters come in at about 1TB a piece now
Wyatt Morris
Mate I remember when 1GHz processors first came out and they really did blow everybody's minds. It was only a few years earlier we were using 133MHz CPUs.
Oliver Myers
Either that or a few minutes with inspect element.
Ayden Garcia
Jeremiah Carter
If they are using . for string concatenation then it must be filthy php. They can keep their job.
Hunter Brooks
classic bob
Leo Cox
Many modern laptops have little plastic flaps for a fully functional ethernet port. E.g. pic related, you fold down the flap then you can stick a normal ethernet cable in there.
I'm a MacBook user but Apple fucking piss me off with the removal of ports and you would have thought they could solve this problem themselves. In fact they definitely can. They're just thieving cunts who want to charge you for an adapter instead.
Lincoln Wilson
>bad recursion brb
I'm dead, that was a good one
Jack Gray
Josiah Sanchez
>"the number is false"
Aaron Campbell
It's a fair point but the avatar suggests it's a furry so the point is immediately invalidated.
Austin Taylor
D I S P L A Y
S C A L I N G
Matthew Clark
Not wrong though.
Charles Murphy
That plus
>server side error
>let me fix it
Dumb faggot.
Samuel Murphy
Fossilized Nokia phone would make a great room decoration.