merry Christmas from your friendly neighborhood drunk attention whore
is it even still Christmas anywhere in the world? who cares
I couldn't think of anything of substance to add to this substance abuse based thread so just feel free to start shit about whatever you want with me
/aoi/ annoying obnoxious idiot
Ian Sullivan
Christian Martin
SHUT UP
Matthew Butler
why do you always seem to reply to my thread ashelyfag?
does this mean I'm an official member of the avatarfag club?
Easton Thompson
I only reply to tell you to shut up
Sebastian Rodriguez
but why?
what about me gives you the urge to tell me to shut up?
Andrew Lee
I must assert my dominance over this board as one of the only few avatarbros
Ayden Robinson
>the only few avatarbros
this is a joke right?
this broad is full of those shitheads
and why in the goddamn do I have to enter my trip evertime? is it dollchan?
Lincoln Walker
When I meant few avatarbros I meant the only good ones
Aaron Adams
so you consider ME "one of the goods ones"?
I'm humbled, yet confused
Gabriel Bailey
No that’s why I tell you to shut up
Luis Martin
ashleyfren is so cute when he's trying to assert dominance( no homo )
Logan Campbell
you DO realize telling an attention whore to shit up is counterproductive right?
also do you have any experience with alcohol or are you the same way i was be in high school and you never get invited to parties?
Alexander Ward
since today is a special occasion I've decide to drink double the usual amount of booze and since i don't want to fall asleep to early i thought i might drink to some coffee to
I checked if it's safe and according to this article it ought to be a lot of fun
BRB brewing myself a cup 'o Joe
Jeremiah Gonzalez
I just drank some hawaiin punch rum tonight also shut up
Bentley Ortiz
Ever had a jagerbomb? They sound horrible with redbull but its got german liquor in it so it might be popular in Germany.
Luis Phillips
oh and to clarify the "deadly" in the article's headline is just hyperbolic right?
this won't ACTUALLY kill me?
so I assume it was at a family gathering?
was it enough to get you buzzed?
and also NEVER!
Parker Baker
Who the fuck is this new newfriend? shut your fucking mouth you fucking APE
Ryder Richardson
No not enough I got somewhere to be tomorrow morning
Xavier Long
fuck off! I'm the only drunk on the board, and I've held my position for almost 18 months now.
Jack Diaz
Taking a small break from all /d/ homofuta fap session? faggot sp*in
Charles Stewart
i don't remember there being that many drunks
Robert Lopez
finally someone checks my ID
thanks, SSP
never heard of it
like i said i never got invited to drink
I wish you luck on your intoxication quest
if you are so great why do you fear competion
(le reddit space to indicate that the following paragraph is unrelated to the above one)
ok I double checked the article and i think it implies that mixing coffee and booze could actually kill me
if i die tell my family i want my skull to be extracted and raffled of to the first person to get dubs in a thread made post-Morten on r/banter
Henry Sullivan
it puts more strain on your body doing both. So if you're drunk and have caffeine at same time you're max limit is probably lower than when you drink alcohol by itself. Be carefule, and pass out face down.
Lucas Wright
I'm pretty sure I'm the only constantly drunk aussie left
I'm not afraid of competition, a true Jow Forums drink should be shitfaced 24/7.
Brayden Butler
Yeah, I want to suck your moms cock, faggot.
Wyatt Edwards
no need to worry it'll all be daijobou
and just in case it won't, I'd like to add that i want "Depeche Mode - Just Can't Get Enough" to be played at my funeral
i fucking love synth popsongs with catchy melodies
>a true Jow Forums drink should be shitfaced 24/7.
it's hard to be a proper full on alcoholic when there are no stores that sell liquor within (short) walking distance and you only feel comfortable driving with someone else in the car , ok
Lincoln Bell
cringe thred
Isaac Gomez
I might be a pathetic drunk avatar and trip fag but at least I'm not a phone poster
(exept whn i can't be arsed to get out of bed to make a piost and even then i don't use an image so no one can tell)
Luis Murphy
yeah i used to do that
Aiden Richardson
So THIS is the mind of a German, truly horrifying
Benjamin Nelson
my little bro Austria is so tsundere
let Germany oni-chan give you a big 'ol hug!
Austin Watson
Why do you hate your own brother? You both soeak german.
Colton Hill
>my little bro Austria is so tsundere
more like repulsed by your bad habits
>let Germany oni-chan give you a big 'ol hug!
Nein danke, I'm just hunting for interesting threads due to boredom
disassociation is not hatred
Aaron Bailey
dumb cringe phoneposter
Jackson Hughes
come on bruderherz, I know you're just to shy to admit you like me
I actually have a chance to attend a new year's part in you country and I'm considering it just so i can get drunk over there and hug the first Austrian that's willing to let me hug them!
(dubs)
I'm sorry, but sometimes I'm just to lazy to walk two feet and turn on my computer
Easton Wright
Gay
Levi Hill
why are you being so cold to me östereich?
we all know that's we'd love to set aside or petty squabbles and get in a big hug together with Germany,Switzerland and Austria!
Mason Roberts
there's nothing gay about a fraternal hug of mutual respect
Tyler Brooks
Okay fine here is your reply, are you happy now?
Ian Carter
yes!
I'm sorry i refereed to you as my little brother i respect you as an equal and i want to be friends with you!
there' no sense in being angry at each other over minor linguist and cultural differences!
let's get along with each other!
Justin Nguyen
Sounds like you've had quite a bit already, try not to go on the sake too much
Justin Clark
I may be drunk but that just that jut gives me the courage to speak how i truly feel
why bother being upset about people who are different to you only in minor ways?
I genuinely feel there is no point in this petty rivalry
let's just get along Austria fend!
Jordan Brooks
yes yes everlasting peace for us and the world. at least try to get a good sleep. Frohe Weihnachten geschwisterlein
Landon Perry
you too buddy
let's admit we don't actually hate each other even if it's just for one night!
Jonathan Rodriguez
OK, i may or may not have just puked into a bucket but it was wort f it just get me and my brother to admit our mutual respect for each other
Joseph Clark
ew why are people still posting in this cringe thred
Henry Gutierrez
dats when u stop son
William Hall
checked an I don't know but I'm glad they do
I'm not stopping +g until I'm unbar to keep going
Luis Powell
you'll be siiiiiick later
Elijah Green
I know
the hangover will be awful
Benjamin Baker
have some hot milk & gota bed
Matthew Mitchell
APE ID
Ayden Garcia
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