Questions for Jow Forums

You could flip burgers at In n' out for more than $56k/yr

jesus christ look at all these low paid ops nerds

that's standard pay in the midwest my dude
our developers make just as much if not a bit less at the same experience level (3 years)

Sucks to live in the midwest then. We pay JS monkeys straight out of bootcamp $95k+

yeah i'd rather live somewhere else but my rent isn't 3k a month either so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Stop living in overpriced shit places. You know, like fucking California. I hope that shit state falls into the goddamn ocean soon.

flyover faggots always post shit like this about rent. Stocks cost the same no matter what state you live in. Enjoy being a poorfag the rest of your life because you can't cut it in a city.

>What's your job?
Android Engineer
>How much money do you make?
130k
>Do you like your job?
meh. working at a big tech company makes it fucking soulless
>How many programming languages can you make something useful in?
5+
BTW, real software devs don't give a shit about this number. its like when highschool boys keep track of how many times they had sex.
>How many programming languages can you at least fizzbuzz in?
5+

I live on a farm m8 and I enjoy doing it in my spare time
Why are you so angry? Is the big city livin gettin you down?

midwest COL is dirt cheap though

Full stack dev
My 2018 w2 was 183k
Yes
Probably 10
Probably 30

nice cope, seethe more please

What city webmonkey? What stack are you writing in?

Data engineer

~105k

Yes; good coworkers, good culture, work at most 35 hours a week, 3 minute commute by foot, good pay for area, lots of challenging problems with a relevant tech stack.

~3 or 4 maybe.

Handful.

A bit verbose at first, but you get used to it. The best part is when you append stuff to get- or set- based on what you're trying to do, and end up with a valid cmdlet.

True, but 56k in a place like Omaha is only ~$90k in a place like LA. And for stuff like college debt, your 401k, and stocks I'd rather have the 90k in LA, even with a slightly lower standard of living

+1 to that being a stupid question

>job
self employed engineering technician
>how much money
fuck all, last year was £18k
>do you like it
yes, a hundred times yes, it was real hard in the beginning but definitely worth the effort and ice cube sandwiches for months
>How many languages can you make something useful in?
2 or 3 (c# and python are the two main ones i use / have used)
>how many can you fizzbuzz
Only the ones related to above question, not a developer or programmer.

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>What's your job?
Self employed software engineer

>How much money do you make?
~$164,000 a year (not including investments)

>Do you like your job?
Love it

>How many programming languages can you make something useful in?
6

>How many programming languages can you at least fizzbuzz in?
Probably over 25

This. My rent is just barely sub-1k for a full apartment flat.

>Remote developer, web APIs
>130k
>Idk haven't started yet
>Javascript, golang, python, bash
>Above + lisp, Haskell, Erlang, rust, c++, c, java, scala, c#

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>What's your job?
Automation Technician
>How much money do you make?
85k
>Do you like your job?
Most of the time, mostly just sit around bullshitting until something breaks
>How many programming languages can you make something useful in?
Ladderlogic and archaic allen bradley comms bullshit

On the offchance you aren't LARPing, and advice on how to get to your position?

Start young. Accept that in your first few years you will make less than your friends. But persistence and reliability is key. Then all of a sudden one day, you'll get one or two very big clients (by recommendation) that will take you from around 75/year into the mid 100s.

When you start making more than enough to cover your personal expenses, invest your extra money. Housing (country depending), retirement package, shares, etc. That will really put cream on top if you persist with it.

I started at around 21 and I'm now 28

Neet
0 monies
Love it
0
0

I'm here only for linux and hardware discussions :3

PHP Laravel Developer
75K a year
No
PHP, Python, JavaScript
C, C++, Java

""""engineer""""

thats literally the title on my job, fucknut

"no one cares but you" plus that's literally what is on my employment contract

>>What's your job?
Warehouse worker
>>How much money do you make?
$65k-ish?
>>Do you like your job?
No
>>How many programming languages can you make something useful in?
none
>>How many programming languages can you at least fizzbuzz in?
none

I am an accredited engineer with the governing body in my country.

What's your credentials? A piece of paper from the bottom of a cereal box you found on the side of the road?

Business system analyst
Self employed
110k
Python and sql
Mehh just want to fatfire and quit

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>none atm (enlisting)
>I probably won't but I have hope
>None unless some shitter Cal in c is something
>2

Joining the airforce see if I get computer systems programing, if not I'll get the slew of IT related jobs there, worst comes to worst I'll get drone operator or some airplane mechanic job which I'm ok with. Excited about it but I know I failed myself in school. Stay in school and actually try lads.

Same here

>>What's your job?
I make sure that scientific instruments on certain earth observation satellites produce scientifically useful data
>>How much money do you make?
60k
>>Do you like your job?
Yes
>>How many programming languages can you make something useful in?
If I'm sober, Python and Fortran
>>How many programming languages can you at least fizzbuzz in?
None

>Questions for Jow Forums
>>What's your job?
Carpenter

>>How much money do you make?
70K USD/year.

>>Do you like your job?
I fucking *love* it. Build shit to last.

>>How many programming languages can you make something useful in?
5 or 6.

>>How many programming languages can you at least fizzbuzz in?
I know a lot about compiler design, so I can make arbitrary languages, so... infinite.
I can create languages on the fly, write fizzbuzz, and compile them into many architectures...

>
>Stop living in overpriced shit places. You know, like fucking California. I hope that shit state falls into the goddamn ocean soon.

It will, but not fucking soon. quit working for Amazon, fuck cisco and fuck ... all of them.

I am going back to building shit with wood.

>How many programming languages
What exactly are you trying to measure here?

but the weather is so good here
and beer
just not the beaners, hippies and degenerates

Unemployed
0$
No. Trying to get a McDicks job so I don't have to starve
C, so 1
I probably could in most languages given an hour to learn the syntax.