Questions for Jow Forums

Questions for Jow Forums
>What's your job?
>How much money do you make?
>Do you like your job?
>How many programming languages can you make something useful in?
>How many programming languages can you at least fizzbuzz in?

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>>What's your job?
Code Monkey
>>How much money do you make?
$110K USD
>>Do you like your job?
Ready to die
>>How many programming languages can you make something useful in?
Define useful.
>>How many programming languages can you at least fizzbuzz in?
As many as I can make something useful in; if you understands the concepts of programming, a mediocre implementation is a detail

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unemployed for years because of this fucking country and society being shit
$0
no job
A fuckton
All of them

>ready to die
Why?

Legacy code base with oddball tech stack that makes it even harder to leave than it already is. It wouldn't be bad if the management weren't comically dysfunctional. Can only blame myself for staying so long.
I understand clearly that if I ever lost this job, it would likely end with me going back for training for a marketable skillset or trying to shift into another profession. Not crazy about what goes on in the finance world anymore.

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>What's your job?
Cloud Engineer
>How much money do you make?
116k
>Do you like your job?
Over all yes
>How many programming languages can you make something useful in?
2
>How many programming languages can you at least fizzbuzz in?
2

>What's your job?
Junior Sysadmin
>How much money do you make?
$56k
>Do you like your job?
Yes. Having a good company helps.
>How many programming languages can you make something useful in?
All the core ones, so two. Bash and PowerShell.
>How many programming languages can you at least fizzbuzz in?
Probably both. I know the logic flow, I just need to translate it into code.

>Bash and PowerShell
Powershell actually seems like a cool shell scripting language. How is it in practice?

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>What's your job?
SWE Manager
>How much money do you make?
$198k
>Do you like your job?
Love it
>How many programming languages can you make something useful in?
Go, JS, Java
>How many programming languages can you at least fizzbuzz in?
+ PHP, C++, Ruby

>What's your job?
Systems Administrator in the midwest
>How much money do you make?
65k
>Do you like your job?
It's boring as shit and im trying to swivel into cybersecurity
>How many programming languages can you make something useful in?
I'm fluent in bash and powershell and decent at c# and python and ruby
>How many programming languages can you at least fizzbuzz in?
all of the above and java and javascript since that's what my company writes apps in.
you'd be suprised how many fucking developers expect the ops side of the house to help them debug their shit code