>job description includes phrases such as "looking for code ninjas and rockstars!"
Job description includes phrases such as "looking for code ninjas and rockstars!"
Thomas Myers
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Jose Long
>Not ignoring everything but the skill stack
Kayden Hall
>not ignoring the entire job description
I've never seen a job description that correctly described the position or requirements it was meant to advertise.
Cooper Nelson
>not just applying to jobs blindly without reading the job description or job title
Eli Morgan
so you don't need to code if you can rock?
Grayson Davis
>if (codemonkey && rockstar) apply(&this);
no, you skip the instruction
Leo Clark
>PS4s and pool table in the break room!
Landon Long
>during the on-site interview the hr stacy stresses how much co-workers enjoy hanging out after work in the office doing movie or video game nights
Jayden Young
You should not really read that and just spam your resume.
Chances are, they have either an automated process for weeding out candidates, or someone that's paid to look through them.
Why should you take the care in making sure you're right for the job? That's their job.
Joseph Torres
>too much of an autist to play on the ps4
>too much of a soýgoy to play pool
Laffin at you rtn
Hunter Ortiz
>Forced social interaction
>"We're a family" / "Welcome to the family" / "We're trying to create a good company culture"
That's when you know it's a mainly BS job.
Use it as a stepping stone or a paycheck for your next position.
Asher Perry
Any listing that exaggerates or lists an insane amount requirements are sweatshops.
Robert Rivera
>tfw play ps4 and pool with Stacy from HR all day while user the Autist picks up my slack
Josiah Clark
And yet not a single good local multiplayer game.
Fuck.
Jordan Morgan
This tbqh
Aiden Parker
open job posting
ctrl + f "open plan office" "team environment" "game room" "social events after work"
if any matches, close that listing and block/filter the employer
else read the skill list (ignoring bullshit "soft skills) and apply based on that
Ryder Reed
>"We are the market leader"
>never heard of the company
Jose Campbell
Just came across this cringe yesterday. Still can't believe a company would actually use crap like that for promotional material
get-in-it.de
Jaxon Cruz
patrician job seeker
Hunter Murphy
they are looking for codemonkeys
and rockstars.
they are looking to buy grapes and apples.
not a codemonkey/rockstar combo.
Charles Reed
>no yangbucks to live off of for free
orange man bad
Blake Bailey
this
you read it after they accept
then YOU reject THEM
Henry Rogers
Why would you be a koder when you are already a rockstar?
Hunter Wilson
I went one step further & made a bot that would take a template CV I inputted & then regurgitate the blurb of a potential job into the cv's description using a thesaurus.
Bots been activated for around 3 weeks & I get calls from recruiters every hour 9-5 p much
Joshua Hill
aaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy lmao from area 51
Josiah Evans
sure, I'll code like a rockstar. I'll even bring a guitar and display it in my office just to embrace the spirit. of course, every time we meet a milestone, I will guitar smash the fuck out of the 2 PCs closest to me; as is the proper way to celebrate after a long and stressful sprint
Luis Diaz
>Germany
The absolute state.
Lucas Hughes
>Wir waren pharaonen und scheisseeeeeee
Tyler Nguyen
Since when did wojak have an ear?