What is the best kot for computer?

what is the best kot for computer?

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fat kots that sit in your lap

fat kot eat blini bad cyka blyat

hairless one

what is the best doggo for tv?

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Norwegian Forest Cats

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TV or /tv/?
If the latter, pitbull, so that it kills the fucking pedo.

those are very dangerous!

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pitbull, to maul your kid

>I'm dangerous

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Fat fuck.

Just fluffy

Maine Coon

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This is my kot Csilla. She’s very good for computer and general kot stuff.

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Sphinx, all fur is bad for computer,

this fat fuck

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how many generations does it take to make them docile?

imagine sleeping with that cosy fuck

Depends on population size in each generation.
You need to get a mutant who is a cat equivalent of manchild. Then hope it's male.
Chance of getting a mutant obviously scales with number of cats you're checking for traits.

Very cute

Kot means shit in krautland.

Do you think cats are depressed because they're not leading fulfilling lives, hunting and having a good cat family? Maybe they are slaves to their comforts just like you and me?

my cats roam the neighbourhood and have turf wars with other cats. i'm pretty sure they're fulfilled

>we can find meaning through war
Do you really think that's the solution?

Wow she's great!

I recommend UNIX kot.
UNIX kot can into Sun.

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>good cat family
Cats were never indoctrinated into the retarded
>marry a thot
>take a loan and buy a house
>spend best years of your life raising spawn
model

There are no jewcats who shame catNEETs for not having wives, not moving out of mother's turf, not contributing to cat economy.

tell me about the kots
why do they always present their buttholes to me?

my cat seemed to think so.

built like a fucking truck and wasn't happy unless he was out there murdering the fuck out of other cats.

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Well perhaps they're wondering why you would spend so much time in front of the computer, instead of going outside

Depends on how they present it.
If they're spreading their ass on the ground, they're telling you to have sex. The proper response is to tell them to dil8.

If they just lift the tail up, they expect you to lick them out.

get one that doesn't have that much hair, and any cat will do, just treat the kot well and the kot will be a good boi

cute kot
pos more ples

cute kot
post more ples

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>be 26
>too poor to move out to own place
>old cat died after 15 years
>mom says no to me getting a new cat
>no friends so just sit inside on computer all day
>can't even have a fluffy cat to love
surely life wasn't meant to be this cruel

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you're gonna make it user, and you're gonna own a house, and you're gonna have the fluffiest cat, and the oldest, scruffiest dog you can find rescued days before it would be put down at the shelter, and life is gonna be great.

go outside tho.

>rescued days before it would be put down at the shelter
Preventing death isn't "rescuing".

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please don't put kot into sun pls thx

das raycis

Just feed one sòylent cacao for its entire lifetime and you'll get the results you want in a single generation.

t.

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>Norwegian Forest Cats
Comfy. As long as they don't bring in Rattus Norvegicus.
Interesting music there, something for /cyb/ ?

These are huge and supposedly are more like dogs than other cats. Someone at work has a few of them. Huge.

Just imagine him next to your computer chair.

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why? he would rip my head off two seconds later

Sand cat. That's as big as they get.

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I bought one of those to feed my dachshund.

I like that cat breed that looks like a ballsack.

I like scottish folds.

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so fluffy!! :3

Tits _and_ GTFO.

Alternatively, find a girl who will dress like a kitten. Catsuit, I think it is called.

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>implying jewcats don't want goycat animals to spend all their time playing with cardboard boxes and newspaper while hastening their own extinction

I can't really tell scale from this picture user...

What cat won't shed hair to cover every thing I own

kot /dev/sun

A hairless one. Idiot.