Why are iChads such fucking chads?

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>29% more likely to be a roastie

my pixel 2 xl arrives on monday morning

too bad the only ios users here are literal kids spamming shit threads

Why are iJeets such street shitters?

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>100% more likely to be BTFO

iPAJEETS BTFO

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so ishit users are all spoiled females who don't know how to use technology
makes sense
also android users are kind people who loves innocent animals
Yup, i believe this infograph. Thanks for posting

How can this be true when every single nigger in America owns an iPhone?

>blacks in Burgerland are smarter than their mutt peers
No surprises here.

Reminder that OP shits in the street.

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>also android users are kind people who loves innocent animals
No wonder, they are used to take care of their shitty phone. After that any pet is low maintenance.

Do you think he does this shilling for free? Because that would be extremely embarrassing

This probably sounded good in your head

It did, man. It did.

The evidence is obvious to anyone that isn’t from India. iChads are Gods and Andjeets are peasants.

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>rich people spend money on stupid things

I'm shocked.

I wish we could nuke smartphones.

He's just some pathetic loser living in his grandma's basement. He has no friends and no hobbies, he has no life and just spends all day worshipping his fruit cult. He's on here even on fucking Christmas Eve shilling his fruit shit.

Why haven't you just killed yourself yet? Must be better than living the sad pathetic bucketshitting hotpocket munching life you live.

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explain

Imagine paying $999 dollars for an apple stand to confirm your superiority complex

>OP

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Reminder that OP once posted his phone number. :^)

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Sir delet as send bobs and vagena

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Too bad I changed network, number and phone :)

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Thanks for confirming you're a no life virgin loser britbong. How many times has your grandma yelled at you to get a job and stop mooching off her? Why haven't you just ended it all street shitter?

do Americans really think an inexpensive iPhone makes them rich?

How much does a UK private investigator cost? Should I hire one and trace OP's old phone number? :^)

>% likely
so meaningless statistics?

>more android users throughout the world
>numbers skewed

Because lawyers and other C levels always get iphones from their companies because they are tech retards, which drastically skews the scales.

>be woman
>get free job over qualified males paying more than skilled colleagues who actually contribute to the company
>spend money on stupid shit
Ok
(reminder women are victims btw)

So Apple products are for the shallow bourgeoisie? Tells us something new...

This shit contains multiple logical fallacies, almost got a headache. Is this how you trick normies into buying your garbage?