What would you say you do here?

What would you say you do here?

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i'm the ideas guy

I do absolutely nothing. But it looks like I'm working!

I make shitty off-topic threads on Jow Forums

>insert high school screenwriting

Well you see really, I just sit here for about 80% of the time. Make sure I do what I'm hired to do about 17% of the time and then watch other people do less than what I do 90% of the time. So really, I'm doing jack shit

I have various tasks and duties. I complete the tasks assigned to me.

I like scrubs

I work as a sysadmin so I dont get to talk to anybody at all unless there's a problem . Thanks for stopping by. Do you think they'd let me have a window down here? I'm so lonely

cybernetic construction

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What the fuck do YOU do here?

computer-related stuff

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I'm the sager. I sage shitty threads.

I convince retards to buy AMD.

*in thick indian accent* YES!

Stop the httpd service
rsync in the sane defaults for your shitty webapp
run clamav on the webapp data directory
start the httpd service.

Troubleshooting.

Well, sir, let me begin by asking you this...

What does anyone do around anywhere?

I can see you are confused, so let me break it down for you. What are the minimum necessary set of conditions required to support human life? Exactly.

i take the email from the managers and forward it to my team.

I convince other people to kill themselves

y-your mum?

That isn't hard to do, you just have to lie and tell them that they look like girls.

I tell people I don't like or agree with to commit suicide.