Reminder that this exists

Whatever display your memes are on, turn it off.
That'll cool 'em down right quick.

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Imagine the airflow.

That gif is terrifying.

Well, I guess I'll stay with my amd stock cooler

Heard you talkin shit like i wouldnt find out

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Why no one ever did a jet engine to cool CPU?

Just get a Noctua or bequiet! either will be more than good enough.

>Why no one ever did a jet engine to cool CPU?
Anyone got the image of the alphacool or whatever it was called crashing into the world trade centre?

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you don't know what intel uses during their announcement benchmarks

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>turn on the pc
>flies away

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> MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

that's a playstation exclusive

>His PC doesn't impale the upstairs neighbour when he turns it on
Why not just get a tablet at that point?

Overpriced, unservicable, when the pump fails you can throw away the entire thing, in rare cases it actually starts leaking.

>nobody posted this yet

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JESUS SPOILER THAT SHIT

Looks even better on a motherboard.

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As a stock cooler it's not that bad. Just hate it because the last time I had to service one of my older PCs running with this pos I cut myself on the literally razor sharp edges, guess that's how you know it's cheap.

That looks like phase change, and no jet engine.

my mom told me when i was young that blowing on stuff doesn't cool it down and i believed her for the longest time
like wtf mom

I'd take your mom's word for it, because she seems like an expert on blowing, and sucking.

your mom is right, she blows me but doesn't make my peepee cooler

It’s literally a refrigerator for water

>it's not that bad
>this pos
>I cut myself
>guess that's how you know it's cheap.
>not that bad
beautiful cope post

In terms of raw performance it's okay. Would I use it for any modern processor or build I care about? Of course not, but it's a good enough to not make me spend money on another shit low end cooler. But whatever everyone's a shill and everything is cope.

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Fucken sweet

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because jet engines shoot flames out of the exhaust?

it's the exhaust, who cares?

holy fuck

Jow Forumsing the Asus Star Ice/Intel Skulltrail 9/11 screencap

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oh im sorry, i cant hear you over the sound of my $40 AIO that outperforms your $90 noctua plus fits in any case and wont conflict with any type of ram

oh wait i can because its whisper quiet at load unlike your 90$ noctua

SEETHE

*leaks*

>free new hardware because its covered by warranty
thanks for the leak

yeah no

literally every aio covers damage to hardware if they leak

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That is the most pathetic attempt to cope with buyers regret I have ever seen.

>be me
>have friends
>bring pc to lan party
>don't want heavy ass heatsink ripping out of my motherboard
>don't want custom loop leaking all over my shit
>get an aio
>no leaks
>doesn't rip out of my motherboard
>cools as well as the 99.9th percentile of air coolers.

what am i regretting exactly? it performs better, fits in every situation, and costs less than the noctua you keep recommending

Based, buying one right now

>his warranty covers liquid damage
Things that never happened for 100, Alex!

Thanks, senpai.

Just wait till it fails, and pray that it's not leakage.

Technically the high end ones offer warranty for damage caused by their AIO but good luck claiming it and proving it was their fault and not yours and ever seeing anything replaced by them lmao

check the documentation for any aio and you'll see that they will pay for damaged hardware if their product damaged it with a leak, a leak that is less than half a percent possible of occurring
youtube.com/watch?v=yaV3PNquqb8

>fan that cuts it's own wires
It's the biggest meme here

>Not pringcools.jpg
Failed

Why are you lying on the internet?

Whats the point of this cooler?
If you gonna use that much space, you would be better of with a large as fuck cooler.

Yes. That's basically the description, and it's not a jet engine.

The biggest meme of this cooler are those things.
You gotta have a bag of those shits if you're thinking on doing things such as replacing the thermal paste.

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Hey user, you can buy this air cooler, or for the same money you can buy this AIO which will perform worse and has less than just a 1/200 chance of destroying your computer!

>Snapped feet off of mine to the point where it wouldn't mount anymore
>Fuck this shit
>Go to the hardware store
>Buy some nuts and bolts of the appropriate size
>Screw the bastard onto the CPU with two nuts and bolts on parts of the mobo where I was liable to short the least amount of shit
>Boot it up
>It worked without killing any hardware
I've managed to kill a Ryzen stock cooler too but nothing tops those flimsy plastic shits.

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You could use some plastic washers to not get the potential shorting problem but gg.

i'll take the aio so i dont have any conflict with ram or case and i dont have to buy extra fans or spend double the price thanks :) ill upgrade it in 4 years to an even better one and still come out spending less than your meme noctua motherboard bender

yeah I would hope user doesn't short his PC

You know you should contact Intel. Intel shills worked hard for many years to reach that level of pathetic cope and buyers regret.

Better yet you could buy an actual CPU fan
Or even better just not buy Intel

>turn computer on
>it flies away

2 years ago, intel was the undisputed top dog.
FX was just crap.
It keeps alternating between intel and AMD and well, today is AMD turn, but then tomorrow will be intel turn then..

What if Nvidia makes a CPU?

I didn't know about them at the time and was too pissed off with the bastard to exercise any caution. I just crossed my fingers and happened to get lucky. I upgraded everything I had about a year later, but since it managed to run without incident for that long, I almost have to wonder if they weren't either some chickoid material or treated with something. That said, at least you can do that with a stock intel CPU, when you fuck up those AMD ones there's no saving them.

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Tomorrow will be Huawei's turn. The moment they release a CPU its game over for everyone else.

>spends double the price on a giant block of metal that can barely fit anywhere
>accuses others of regret

Not really.
x86 is so terrifyingly immortal, it killed many INTEL plans.

>loud as fuck
>gay rgb will make your eyes bleed at night
yeah sure buddy
>cools as well as the 99.9th percentile of air coolers
cope harder you lil fag

>huwei
Their CPUs are kind of shit, but they can do x86 now if they really wanted.

Chinese companies can produce better products thanks to their bigger tech base and at a better price than either Intel or AMD could ever hope to thanks to their industry and government support. Huawei is the perfect company to do so because they have a firm grip on the American cell phone industry. It's over for everyone else.

>100$ potential damage
vs
>40$ safe metal block
while custom loops are just retarded, aios simply don't worth it. you always need to use them as intake, then you need to unmount them constantly to clean the dust. ignoring potential leaks (which are quite common after 2-3 years in sub-100$ ones) the pump gets loud, gurgling constantly and air ones perform better with a good airflow (which isn't hard to achieve if you aren't a brainlet).

pic related, h100i crashing this pc with no survivors

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>40$ safe metal block
>*WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH*
>motherboard cracking intensifies

>He keeps announcing to the world that he's literally too retarded not to apply his complete body weight on the cooler when installing it

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Deepcool genome in pic.
also:
>motherboard cracking
things that never happened

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Niggas here are retarded.
The only AIOs you should ever buy are the high end ones. The rest are shit for poorfags

Meh. I bought a complete CPU, GPU, Pump rad, tube combo for $200 from Aligookpress. like 3 years ago.

Shit is quiet, cool and comfy and been used like 24/7 for 3 years with no problems.

Sure an air cooler is a better price / performance, but my temps barely ever go above 40 under gaming and only approach 50 when benching for 1hr plus.

I'm happy with my purchase.

ya'll ain't seenshit

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>whoooosh
>implying intake fans on a dusty radiator is silent
>spend 250$ to cool a 150$ cpu
>while you can spend 40$ to cool a 350$ cpu and still save money

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Gigabyte.

Nothing of value was lost.

@71953783 (you)
>I ran out of arguments but I still have buyer remorse

>buying a top of the line CPU and only cooling it with a shitty bargin bin cooler
You are poor.

Gig ain’t bad man

>no contact between fans and radiators
that's a waste of static pressure, it would perform way better and occupy less space
living on the edge

This. They work for specific requirements.

nice trips

>it cost less than my gaming super ultra liquid cooling
>it's bad and you are poor
pic related (you)

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>then you need to unmount them constantly to clean the dust

I clean my rads once per year at most.
I don't remove shit, since you don't need to if you are a man and own mantools.

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Anyone remember this?

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>implying it matters
I'm literally cooling barely 250-300 watts with, coolant already stays at room temp

>Haha it's so much cheaper!* *You just also need to own a proper compressor that costs hundreds of dollars that I'll just conveniently not mention