Attention 12 year olds and summerFRIENDS. This is an old gag we call "The mods are asleep." It hasen't happened in Jow Forums for like eight years straight. Jow Forums used to be like this every day but then people actually for some reason got afraid of being banned and they didn't shitpost anymore. Bring this back zoomers. Bring it back.
MODS ASLEEP
Logan Hill
Jack Turner
>in Jow Forums for like eight years straight
2days*
Jack Parker
You really cant shitpost anymore, i get banned for posting bait on /mu/, if someone posted hell be fine today that person would get banned.
Ryan Turner
Right after the 4channel switch I posted several hentai threads here.
I usually had them up for 6 hours or so just dumping all of my hentai. I even had a few that stayed on the first page the entire time.
I got banned a few times but really that only stops the retards.
There's a few boards that might ban you but I've had some luck on Jow Forums, /b/ and /a/.
I haven't been in the mood for a while now though.
Parker Perry
I dont shitpost here so idk hows the jannies but /mu/ and /tv/ are beyond salvation
Alexander Walker
I suspect a janny sanctioned my hentai posting because "Porn is technology"
I really only lurk on /mu/ occasionally and rarely bother with /tv/.
Quality boards rarely let shit posting run rampant but I think a lot of those boards are more or less self moderated.
Nathan Murphy
Only board that feels the same to me is /sp/
Sebastian Sullivan
Since this is mostly becoming a nostalgia thread I might as well post some old chan files I'm sorting through. Should all be late 2000s stuff.
Aaron Carter
Please do!
Jason Robinson
Brody Murphy
_TECHNOLOGY_
Levi Scott
When will you people finally get it through your heads that the glory days of the internet are LONG GONE? There's no getting that era back. Just be glad you got to experience those wild times and stop trying to relive the golden days.
Also, I bet has been browsing Jow Forums for 4 years tops.
Brayden Thompson
I'm on fresh install of Fedora Cinnamon. Nemo loads large folders a hell of a lot quicker than Nautilus ever did.
Jeremiah Foster
the asbolute state of dicklets
Asher Sanchez
contributing
William Hernandez
If you want a similar feeling you just need to find a niche community online. I have a feeling we'll see people taking nostalgia trips over Discord in a decade or so since they provide a discussion platform for smaller groups.
As for this place I never would have thought it'd become the taproot of Internet culture. I came here to avoid the mainstream.
William Gomez
Isaiah Morgan
Elijah Flores
David Butler
Remember when furfags were the scourge of Jow Forums?
Ian Ward
Bitch wheres my picture?
Ethan Smith
Josiah Cox
Is this how those inflatable implant dongs actually work? Why the lead sinker in the nuts?
Nathan Phillips
fake church sign generators
Actually there was a lot of light-hearted religious humor in the early 2000's internet. Buddy Jesus, Raptor Jesus, FSM, scanned newspaper comics featuring God in amusing situations...
Probably because that's all people joked about before the internet. Before the word "meme" was even popularized.
Aiden Bailey
balls of steel bro
Colton Wright
Connor Peterson
The real ones weren't to far away from parody anyway.
Alexander Hughes
Jordan Cruz
>white people
Angel Bell
Every board should have a sfw version and a non sfw version
Adrian Jenkins
Kayden Reed
I just miss when weird shit was commonly posted for the hell of it. Didn't have to be related to the post.
Connor Taylor
Cameron Davis
All the Bush stuff.
Before the internet was flooded with tech-illiterate middle aged armchair warriors on social media.
Before agenda pushing media companies caught up with the wild west internet.
Most people weren't screaming for or against any political party like they do today, but almost everyone could at least agree:
"lol Bush"
Ayden Thomas
I haven't seen CP posted in years. But then I'm not on /b/ much these days.
Nolan Gray
Nolan Bennett
Luke Anderson
Christian Robinson
I literally have not seen one image of Domo-kun in years.
Aiden Walker
Also this one got passed around a lot
Jacob Lewis
Same goes for longcat and slowpoke.
Julian Flores
probably to keep it from flopping downward
William Russell
Noah Murphy
Lincoln Jackson
Liam Hill
All the Flash stuff.
youtube.com
Back to Jow Forums related stuff, I kind of miss flash despite all the bloat and shit. It was really good at allowing people to implement novel ideas. Like sure, you *could* do the same thing today with html5 but you know people just won't.
Alexander Miller
Asher Sanders
Jacob Allen
Mason Brown
People in the early 2000s acknowledging the strong association between cats and "internet humor"
Nolan Anderson
That animated css stuff? Looked like a massive pain the arse to me if you wanted to do anything other than move an image from one side to the other.
Charles Bell
Evan Wilson
Oh fuck you, I havent't lost it for eight years.
Jayden Stewart
Isaac Parker
Noah Gray
Are dinosaurs not cool anymore? I don't see them in media as much these days.
Dylan Reyes
Julian Bailey
Easton Flores
Thomas Lee
Im not gonna lie, the internet become corporate shit and the feeling of anarchy being gone made me a left winger
Ryan Morales
Christopher Howard
World of Warcraft as a cultural phenomenon. News reports about the dangers of video games.
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
I remember one interview with some single mom whose son had been "taken away from her" or some shit by WoW. The mom paid for his subscription and exercised no discipline while the son spent all day in front of the game, occasionally punching holes in the drywall. Somehow it was still entirely the video game's fault.
Matthew Long
Thomas Morgan
Jason Stewart
I've been losing it completely out of the blue for the last several months, and I have nobody to tell it to.
Levi Roberts
William Sanders
Nolan James
Jeremiah Adams
A mod made this thread ^_^
Charles James
Anime still having novelty within internet communities. Anime hate being a thing.
>shovel-faced, bug-eyed, stick-armed cartoons with balloon tits and neon spiky hair, shouting for 5 episodes straight.
Gavin Brown
Huh, that's not a particularly long life for a cat. Guess all the cheezburgers have done him in
Connor Barnes
I got banned for replying to an off-topic thread. Meanwhile, there was a scat thread on and that was up for hours. Mods, if you're reading this, cut your dick off and feed it to your mother.
Cameron Jenkins
Landon Adams
Best thread I've seen since I first left Jow Forums... it's like I'm an underage b& again... fucking zoomers don't know what memes are.... all just faggot frogposters and feelsposters...
wish I still had my img folder saved from 6 computers ago
Gavin Miller
>shovel-faced, bug-eyed, stick-armed cartoons with balloon tits and neon spiky hair, shouting for 5 episodes straight.
lol
Bentley Reed
I lucked out since I rescued my stuff off an old hard drive I thought was dead.
Sebastian Campbell
Brody Sanchez
Alexander Campbell
>fucking zoomers don't know what memes are....
memes? What are "memes"? Those are image macros
John James
contributing
Aiden Brooks
Christopher Nguyen
Joshua Cox
Oh Christ. I'd largely forgotten about SFW porn edits.
Asher Ross
Gavin Morgan
Christopher Hughes
fucking drawball raids...
Thomas Robinson
Ryder Lee
Good old orange soda girl.
William Wood
Juan Walker
Andrew Ortiz
Noah Taylor
Angel Moore
duckroll is a meme
pool's closed is a meme
hackers on steroids is a meme
chocolate rain is a meme
leave bond to me is a meme
milhouse is not a meme is a meme
c-c-c-c-combo breaker is a meme
newfags can't triforce is a meme
accidentally is a meme
GET is a meme
candlejack is a m
Jaxson Torres
>a Canadian Internet-distributed mockumentary series from ROFLMAO Productions. The fictional series purports to chronicle the life and adventures of Jeremy (played by Jarett Cale), a Canadian and self-proclaimed "pro gamer".
This somehow existed before Youtube
Adam Barnes
Ryder Hall
Noah Morales
William Harris
Easton Cruz
Jeremiah Nelson