Post your app ideas. It's not like they're going anywhere

Post your app ideas. It's not like they're going anywhere

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>An app that works, and doesn't data mine, or exploit it's user base.
Here op you can steal this idea.

My idea is to make an app to report pointless posts like this you are making

>Wants people to post their ideas
>Posts picture of a greedy, big-nosed creature
Something's fishy in this thread.

Are those animals edible? I'm imagining that it would taste like pork, but that's only my imagination.
Anyone ever tasted?

That's a tapir. It's a relative of the elephant and comes from Indonesian and Brazil. They're not known to be good eating because they eat toxic plants, but they survive the poison by eating clay to neutralize it.

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Uber for escorts

>It's all about having the platform

>They're not known to be good eating because they eat toxic plants,
Lies it seems like plenty of people eat tapirs.

>fishy
pige

It's like a note taking app but instead of using the stupid on screen keyboard or saying it out loud like a schizo, it reads your mind.

I wanna make an open source mmo and sell licenses to run servers. If you pay for the license you can be a part of some kind of character transfer system to join new servers with your characters.
Like large scale d&d campaigns in a wow like format.

who's gonna pay for it?

So i can eat toxic plants as long as I eat clay!!!?!

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A decentralized oracle for smart contracts.

nice selfie op, post more

That's a good idea. I think charcoal might also make you just as powerful as clay.

>Mob Insurance
(aimed at females who walk through unsafe areas)
it's like uber but for bodyguards, users add like $100+ to their account and when they get in danger they can activate a distress so any bountyhunter nearby gets a notification of their location and whomever rescues them gets their accounts bounty.

sure probably abit sketchy, but maybe.

This seems like the new app for commuting rape.
>Hamed, Tyrone, and Manuel now knows where a lone woman is walking

Thought about making a "Weird things i believe" website, similar to fmylife.com

To encourage people to post racist conspiracies of course .
Don't think it would get any traction thought.

The software that my company makes, but made by competent people.

This sounds like a really great idea. Maybe this should even be paid for with taxes. Maybe this "force" could even enforce traffic rules and the like when there are no more pressing matters. Contacting them could be as simple as calling a short phone number where you are then connected to a central dispatch. I think you have a really, really solid idea going there.

> please give me your ideas as im too intellectually retarded to come up with my own

>made by competent people
Anything else with that? A pony perhaps? Pegasus or unicorn? Alicorn?

That sounds like racism.

Except that unlike the police, pajeet on a scooter is likely to actually turn up.

Where I live, it's usually faster to order a pizza than call the police.

no it only sends out locations when she triggers a distress

thanks but good luck getting a police response in under 5 mins, but you offer $200 to your neighbour he might save ur ass on the spot

Yes everything is a conspiracy, user. You're totally going to make millions off your genius idea

Pige

Yea, but pajeet will just join in on the rape.
Pajeets, big, and Muslims are the reason why it's unsafe for women to be alive.

>your neighbour he might save ur ass on the spot
Good luck getting people to risk their lives for a bit of cash.

An app designed to collect purchase receipts I saw an article the other day talking about how bad they are for the environment but I don't want all my purchases to spam my email an app would be ideal plz someone make this

>nigs

An app that you can send pictures or video of a crime in progress directly to a police department server, which would show it immediately to a dispatcher along with the exact geographical location where the photo or video was taken.

It's the 21st century and police work needs to be streamlined. There's no reason why you have to talk using your voice to a telephone operator and be potentially be heard by the criminals you're trying to report.

So, it's basically useless.

If your idea was worth anything you'd have implemented it by now.

It'd be an app for your phone with a simple "on/off" icon for your homescreen.
Whenever you had a boner, you would turn it on. When it retreated, switch back to off.
Basically, the app would use your phone's GPS to place the location of you and your boner on a world/local map. You'd be able to see how many people in the world currently have boners.
You'd also be able to see large clusters of boners in your area and be like "whoa...I better get down there. Something's going on that's giving everyone a boner".
Facebook/Twitter integration would be a must.
You could track friends' boners so you could shoot them a text like "congrats on the boner" and collect stats for yourself and others, e.g. boner frequency, boner duration, prime boner time.
You'd probably also want bluetooth or NFC to alert you of boners within 100ft of you so you know to knock before walking in a room and getting an eyeful of boner.

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>pic related

Probably the best idea in this thread. But imagine your girlfriend installing it. Then again imagine having a girlfriend.

graphical EQ would be fun

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snitch

already exists

terrible invasion of privacy

An app that connects your bank account, investment account or broker, any other accounts that use money. Tracks cash in and out, where the money is stored, rates of return, budgeting, etc. Able to setup reoccurring transactions, manage bills, etc.

That’s mint

>Johnson, we’ve got a magnitude 9.7 boner event in grid 3-X
>That’s impossible..
>See the data, it’s all here
>Jesus Christ, alert the president

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General artificial intelligence. It's the last killer app mankind will ever need to make.

I know, but mint has heaps of 'extras' and added features that I don't want or need.

What about an app that creates puzzles to crash the general ai ?

Clover, but for Jow Forums archives like fireden, desuarchive, rbt.asia, etc.

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yeah, yeah, something snazzy like snaptch or Crimestream or slammercam

this man writes and self-tests software for clone machines, mad jelly

That's a really cool idea actually. But I looked into it and there are so many on the market.