I need to shift-click but my hand is down my pants

>I need to shift-click but my hand is down my pants

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Kill yourself, degenerate.

>Doesn't have shift-click bound to a side mouse button

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copy and paste are

Get more side buttons
mmo mice are great for productivity

The nipple mouse doesn't have this problem.

True, it just sucks all the time instead of only when you need 2 hands.

>doesn't use a trackball

based gondola
best gondola

Use sticky keys instead of your sticky hand.

>gondola
Newfag pls go

> Newfag pls go
Think about it. If all newfags got out then there would be no oldfags.

>need to zoom in but cant ctrl+scroll without letting go of dick

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press the damn mousewheel

>one hand in dick
>one hand in ass
>have to type, click, and point with my nose

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Huh? That opens a file, it doesn't shift-select.

That's not gondola nigger

>left hand on banana
>mouse4 bound to shift
>can shift-click without touching keyboard
Can god create a rock so heavy he won't ever be able to drag+drop it?

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its very simply/ the female makes objects smell bad and then the male sprays them with wd40

Just use your nose or a pencil on your mouth

>not having a slave negro to press shift for you
Fucking poorfags

Unless someone makes left handed mmo mice. I'm not gonna start using my off hand to Jack it.

Just use a laptop. Touchpads work great with an off hand and you can generally reach the whole keyboard while using it